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The first Traitor Game, part 2

Chris Lang January 28, 2012 User blog:Chris Lang

And so we continue with this special presentation of Traitor Game I. The Purple Skull would later retitle this Traitor Game I: The Search for Unimaginable Power, but of course the title was a joke.

Anyway, here's part 2.


Forefinger 09-18-2006 07:28 AM

[QUOTE=Jack Zodiac]You monsters! :( Do you have any idea how long it took him to get back into the spotlight? He was a midget running around with Young Justice for so long, everyone forgot how hilarious and brutally violent he could be, and now you've ruined it all! :mad: A pox on you![/QUOTE] HAW HAW HAW Buncha bastiches. You know that Lobo is killing, drinking, and fornicating in Limbo or wherever he is.


Joe Acro 09-18-2006 11:01 AM

Johnny Alpha wasn't affected by Batman's death. He'd seen worse done to people he'd actually known. The important thing, though, was that a clue had revealed itself. Bouncing Boy had implied he was from the future, the future of the same world as this Batman character. He, and the cop everyone was accusing, would have access to biological weapons. Those thoughts, though, he'd keep to himself. However, he felt like pointing out something to everyone else.

"Do all of you not realize that Ambush Bug had been the first one to place blame after Shadow King died? And that when Batman voted against him, he ended up dead?"

That left three possible culprits. Johnny decided to wait until everyone had spoken to decide.


Jack Zodiac 09-18-2006 12:42 PM

[QUOTE=Motormouse]Trying to shift blame onto a mega-city judge is a crime citizen, right now you're looking at a 50-120 year stretch in the iso-cubes. I know that [B]you[/B] are in fact, the traitor. Go on, admit it, and i promise to end your suffering and inner turmoil in as humane a way as a Dum-Dum will allow.[/QUOTE]

It was me! I'm sorry! :(

Wait, no, it wasn't me! It was the sock puppet and the giant koala! They're in on this, man! Someone's trying to frame me! I have all kinds of enemies!

[img]http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//abug4_p.jpg[/img]

See that? That ain't normal.

[QUOTE=Joe Acro]"Do all of you not realize that Ambush Bug had been the first one to place blame after Shadow King died? And that when Batman voted against him, he ended up dead?"[/QUOTE]

Yeah, along with four other people, and you don't see me eyeing any of them up. It isn't my fault you hyenas are all-too ready to feast on the poor, downtrodden characters.

Uh, except you, Johnny. You're an alright fella', aside from that goofy helmet and the fact that you condemned probably the only person in any comic I'd consider a friend. Other than that, though...


Joe Acro 09-18-2006 01:30 PM

Johnny Alpha felt he must reply. "Though others did vote for you, Batman voted for you first, initiating the idea. And you are indeed targeting one who voted for you. Judge Dredd was willing to have you be disposed of last round. Do you expect me to believe this to be coincidence?"


Jack Zodiac 09-18-2006 01:55 PM

Absolutely! Look at the evidence! Shadow King is beheaded. Fella' ain't got a head to speak of, really! What kind of axe would be able to bust his metaphysical noggin'? Something from the future, probably. Or space! Hence my initial accusation of The Main Man. Little did I know that it was all a clever ruse to turn castaway character against castaway character!

Batman was the first to accuse me, but c'mon! Where the hell am I gonna' get an axe like that? It's like he didn't even do any detective work! Then he's the next to go, which obviously points towards me, right? Huh... my defense sucks. Anyway, Batman dies and of course it makes me look bad, but again, where the hell am I gonna' get a flesh-eating virus? I don't even know where the hell my costume came from, how am I gonna' bioengineer a virus?

I know what this is. You're drawing attention away from Judge Punisher because you two starred in the same anthology! Conspiracy! :mad:


Forefinger 09-18-2006 02:02 PM

[QUOTE=Jack Zodiac] [img]http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//evilmonkey.gif[/img][/QUOTE] HAW HAW HAW


BYC 09-18-2006 03:21 PM

[I]Shadow King, Batman, and Lobo sit around in limbo, until the game is completed...[/I]

Hahahahahaha. At least I didn't get poisoned. And I still blame Xavier.

[I]In his astral form, Shadow King holds up a sign while wandering around the area.[/I]

[SIZE="4"]Will Mind Control for food.[/SIZE]


Joe Acro 09-18-2006 04:03 PM

[QUOTE=Jack Zodiac]I know what this is. You're drawing attention away from Judge Punisher because you two starred in the same anthology! Conspiracy! :mad:[/QUOTE] "Anthology? I haven't starred in anything. If you've somehow seen adventures starring me, then you could theoretically have insight into each of our histories and know the proper way to kill any of us. You might have figured how to get a bio-chemical from any of people 'from the future' here! And you know perfectly well that axe was here when we got here. Taking down that old man first was sick."

At this point, Alpha's anger was rising. Acting on impulse, he pulled out his pistol.

"Normally, I can see into the minds of punks like you but something is stopping me. So, here's how it's going to work." Johnny paused, quickly whipping the gun in front of Ambush Bug's face. "Tell me the truth, Bug, or I blow your face off your skull!"


The Purple Skull 09-18-2006 04:30 PM

Just as Alpha was about to pull the trigger, the Beyonder re-appears, turning the gun into a potassium-filled banana (yeah your read that right!).

Beyonder: "You shall make these threats no longer! Either make your accusations in a more civilized manner, or traitor or not, you shall suffer the same fate as Lobo."

Johnny Alpha: "....Fine."

Ambush Bug then proceeds to eat Alpha's banana.


Hey Joe, am I to assume your vote goes to Ambush Bug? Or are you still waiting for everyone to cast their vote?


Jack Zodiac 09-18-2006 04:38 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull]Ambush Bug then proceeds to eat Alpha's banana.[/QUOTE]

Ewww... Keith never wrote anything that gross. You're a sick man! And you, Johnny. Ever heard of the Fourth Wall? I don't just break it. I climb it and pee off the other side.


The Purple Skull 09-18-2006 04:40 PM

Yeah I just realized what I wrote...I meant the gun that was turned into a banana is what you ate...Sicko! Get your mind off the gutter!


Grazzt 09-18-2006 05:08 PM

The Shade feels uncomfortable about the way John Constantine was looking at Batman (although that could just be because Batman put out one of John's cigs). The Shade also puts in a vote for John Constantine.

What happens in case of a tie?


Joe Acro 09-18-2006 05:49 PM

Still angry, Alpha decides Ambush Bug is the one that needs to go. "I vote Ambush Bug. He ate my gun and insulted my helmet."

Disgusted, Johnny propped himself in the corner, muttering to himself. "That Beyonder guy owes me a gun."

01 Grazzt - The Shade 02 Jack Zodiac - Ambush Bug 02 Sean Whitmore - John Constantine 01 Puma - Professor Xavier 00 mattbib - Cyclops 01 ScottDMSimmons - Robotman 00 darkkeeperjr - Batman [ELIMINATED] 00 tangentman - Spider-Woman (Drew) 00 Bouncing Boy - Bouncing Boy 00 BYC - Shadow King [ELIMINATED] 02 Motormouse - Judge Dredd 00 Joe Acro - Johnny Alpha 00 Forefinger - Lobo [BANISHED]

(In the Werewolf Game, in the event of a tie, another voting round takes place, this time with only those who have tied being eligible.)


Jack Zodiac 09-18-2006 06:07 PM

Screw you, Spaceman Spiff! :mad: I've done worse to better!


Joe Acro 09-18-2006 06:10 PM

Johnny Alpha smirked. "Did someone give you that suit one of those times?"


Jack Zodiac 09-18-2006 06:12 PM

Nope. Found this on a laundry freighter that took out my cable one afternoon.


The Purple Skull 09-18-2006 06:14 PM

Once tangentman casts a vote, the next part of the story will be told. And Joe Acro is correct with how a tie-breaker will be resolved.


Sean Whitmore 09-18-2006 06:15 PM

[I]Constantine blew a puff of smoke lazily into the air.[/I]

"I love it when the long-underwear types take out their dicks and swordfight."


SEAN


Joe Acro 09-18-2006 06:21 PM

Alpha pondered Constantine's statement. No, even the muttering of the smoker wasn't unnoticed. He would have responded, saying that he wore body armor, but he didn't care. He was pleased with his findings and his more recent remark. He secretly missed his good pal Wulf Sternhammer, knowing that the Viking's overly friendly personality would make even the nicest of villains uncomfortable.


The Purple Skull 09-18-2006 06:40 PM

Meanwhile...Lobo decides to make the most out of his exile in Limbo, by spreading the word of the Church of the Triple Fish-God* as only the Main Man can.

Immortus: [I]Observing Lobo's actions[/I] ::sigh:: "Damn Beyonder."

  • [I]see recent issues of 52!--The PS[/I]


Jack Zodiac 09-18-2006 06:51 PM

[QUOTE=Sean Whitmore][I]Constantine blew a puff of smoke lazily into the air.[/I]

"I love it when the long-underwear types take out their dicks and swordfight."


SEAN[/QUOTE]

Weren't you in the Doom Patrol? Or was that some other walking lung cancer with a British accent and liver failure? ;)


darkkeeperjr 09-18-2006 08:37 PM

If there is any justice Ambush Man will join me, the Batman here in limbo, and he will see how bats eat bugs!

Unofficially voting from the dead.


Jack Zodiac 09-18-2006 08:45 PM

Justice? I've been dead, buddy. I've seen Limbo. I've got a summer home there. I haven't had a speaking role in a comic in years! You've got, like, eight books!

[img]http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//soabug3_p.jpg[/img]


Sean Whitmore 09-18-2006 09:28 PM

[QUOTE=Jack Zodiac]Weren't you in the Doom Patrol? Or was that some other walking lung cancer with a British accent and liver failure? ;)[/QUOTE]


"Watch who yer gettin' lippy with, sonny jim. I could speak a coupla words an' have you buggerin' Cheeks, the Toy Wonder behind an outlet mall in Cardiff."


SEAN


Jack Zodiac 09-18-2006 11:13 PM

Y'know, I was wonderin' where I left him! Thanks, Johnny!


Bouncing Boy 09-19-2006 04:28 AM

Guys we really shouldn't fight like this, we're trying to find a traitor here.


The Purple Skull 09-19-2006 11:54 AM

Tangentman still hasn't voted, and I really want this game to move forward. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to give tangentman until 5:00 ET to cast their vote. If there is no vote, then tangentman's vote will be forefeited. Everyone will then re-vote between Ambush Bug, John Constantine, and Judge Dredd for the tie-breaker.


Joe Acro 09-19-2006 11:55 AM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull]Tangentman still hasn't voted, and I really want this game to move forward. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to give tangentman until 5:00 ET to cast their vote. If there is no vote, then tangentman's vote will be forefeited. Everyone will then re-vote between Ambush Bug, John Constantine, and Judge Dredd for the tie-breaker.[/QUOTE] (This is precisely the reason the Werewolf Game has a time-limit every round.)


The Purple Skull 09-19-2006 12:22 PM

[QUOTE=Joe Acro](This is precisely the reason the Werewolf Game has a time-limit every round.)[/QUOTE] I think I might have to do that next round.


The Purple Skull 09-19-2006 05:19 PM

Well it looks likes tangentman will forfeit their vote for this round. So now, there will be a tie-breaker round:

Suspect List Jack Zodiac - Ambush Bug Sean Whitmore - John Constantine Motormouse - Judge Dredd

To help ensure the progress of this game, there will now be a time limit for voting. This round's voting will end at 12:30 am ET. Anyone who doesn't vote within the limit will not get their vote counted.


mattbib 09-19-2006 05:32 PM

[I]Angry that Xavier has eluded punishment, Cyclops scowls and looks over these three strangers. "This Constantine fellow reminds me of Pete Wisdom," he thinks," and this Dredd character seems like he'd get along great with Bishop.[/I]

"I've always hated insects," he says as he points to Ambush Bug.


Puma 09-19-2006 05:32 PM

[COLOR="Sienna"]hmm, Ambush Bug has certainly been trying to deflect interest on to others...yet Constantine is being a bit more smug than usual and Dredd is too obvious. My vote goes to [B]Constantine[/B][/COLOR]


Puma 09-19-2006 05:35 PM

[QUOTE=mattbib][I]Angry that Xavier has eluded punishment, Cyclops scowls and looks over these three strangers. "This Constantine fellow reminds me of Pete Wisdom," he thinks," and this Dredd character seems like he'd get along great with Bishop.[/I]

"I've always hated insects," he says as he points to Ambush Bug.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="Sienna"]Scott, we really need to have a session to talk about your deep abandoment issues and the resultant internal rage and paranoia you've recently been displaying in transferring the anger you have for Corsair unto me.[/COLOR]


Sean Whitmore 09-19-2006 05:41 PM

"Considerin' Helmet Head an' Bat Boy have never been able to be in the same room together without beating the shite out of each other, I'm sayin' the killer is Judge Dredd. In the pantry. With the flesh-eating bacteria."


SEAN


Joe Acro 09-19-2006 05:42 PM

The Beyonder had requested a recount. He'd taken every name away that wasn't in the tie. It didn't matter to Johnny Alpha, though. Unwavering in his previous decision, he declared that Ambush Bug be the one banished.

02 Jack Zodiac - Ambush Bug 01 Sean Whitmore - John Constantine 00 Motormouse - Judge Dredd


Jack Zodiac 09-19-2006 05:44 PM

[QUOTE=mattbib]"I've always hated insects," he says as he points to Ambush Bug.[/QUOTE]

Hey, at least I never tried laying eggs in your stomach. I can't be all that bad.

I'm still convinced [b]Dredd's[/b] the killer. He's the only other person besides Lobo I can think of who's that twisted. I mean, except Constantine, but he's twisted in a sophisticated British sense!

[b]RETCON[/b]: Oh, and where the hell is Lil' Miss Hydra? I think we're all being misled.


Jack Zodiac 09-19-2006 05:50 PM

Hey! Wouldn't it be cool if it said, [i]"Last retconned by...[/i] when you edited a post?! :D

[i]Irwin snorts and hocks a nasty one on the Fourth Wall.[/i]


ScottDMSimmons 09-19-2006 06:14 PM

Tough call... none were who I voted out.

I say Judge Dredd.


Grazzt 09-19-2006 06:18 PM

The Shade realises that patience is a virtue, and keeps his vote directed at John Constantine.


The Purple Skull 09-19-2006 06:32 PM

Updated Votes:

02 Jack Zodiac - Ambush Bug 02 Sean Whitmore - John Constantine 03 Motormouse - Judge Dredd

Still waiting on votes from: tangentman motormouse Bouncing Boy



Will the others get their votes in? Find out in Part 3.

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