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The Traitor Game Essentials re-presentation of Traitor Game VII: A Galaxy Far, Far, Away continues with Part 16. Here, we get some plot twists as the Traitors strike again.



Schornforce 02-28-2007 08:48 PM

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Will.jpg[/IMG]

I now had a few ideas. I'm not sure if they're good ones or if they'll make me pariah-girl when all is said and done, but regardless, I could feel the need to do [I]something [/I]soon. Unfortunately, with the sandstorm blowing about and the impending doom of a murder and the hope that the banishment of a traitor is upon us, all I could do now was wait along with everyone else. I sat quietly with my thoughts... wondering how to deal with that insolent slug without putting anyone else in danger.

OOC: I'm off again, so Willow will be 'unresponsive' for a bit.


Chris Lang 02-28-2007 08:49 PM

[QUOTE=Willow]Then came Emma's most startling news. The one person I would consider closer to me than even Buffy, Oz, Xander, or Kennedy.

"...[SIZE="1"]Tara?[/SIZE]" I whispered.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/swoop5.jpg[/IMG]

"If that filthy wretched slug tries to do anything to her, I'll-- " energy started to crackle from my fingers and the sandstorm outside whipped up to a fever pitch. What dim light there was in the library flickered on and off.

Fortunately, Cologne was there to calm me down. I needed to keep a cool head to try and beat that worthless slug with a Godfather complex. Blowing the roof off his palace wouldn't do a darn thing-- well, nothing good anyways.

I took a deep breath and thanked Cologne for helping out once again. "Sorry for the outburst. I got some news regarding someone... special... that struck a very sore point with me.


You and Emma are right. *sigh* there isn't likely any evidence now. If there is another murder, however, I'm fully prepared to try to find proper evidence before that slimeball can get rid of it... well, so long as doing so doesn't endanger anyone else-- but then again, just being here endangers everyone involved."[/QUOTE]

"That is true enough." Cologne said. "Everyone is in danger here. As the incident with Kenny McCormick has shown, even the non-players are in danger. I do not believe this Tara is in any danger from Darth Jubba. But if people from your world have been involved in Traitor Games before, there is a chance they will be again."

"Right now, we should worry about the Game that is happening right now. I believe most of us are present and accounted for, but some of us are missing. I must go and check on everyone. Anyone is welcome to follow me."

With that, Cologne left the library, and passed by Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the hallway. The Mean Machine was parked nearby, apparently modified into a steamroller. "Good luck trying to catch your suspect, Mr. Dastardly. Though so far your traps leave something to be desired." She paused. "Kursnap...." she said, and tried to constrain her laughter.

She quickly moved on, and passed by a bathroom. The bathroom was apparently in use. She went upstairs, and noticed that Marcus Fenix was searching the upstairs for a bathroom.

"I believe there's one over here." Cologne said, pointing at an open door.

Cologne then resumed her search. She entered Matches Malone's quarters.

A pile of discarded clothes lay next to the bed. The clothes looked like the jacket, shirt, and pants that Matches Malone had been wearing when Cologne had last seen him.

While Cologne was not one to jump to conclusions, she knew one thing was clear. Matches would not be recognizable as Matches when or if they were to see him again.

OOC: At this point, Matches Malone is in the 'missing Arthur Dent' role, to use a comparison with the previous Traitor Game. As his player has more or less dropped out, Matches won't be found until -- well, I won't give that away just yet. For now, let's just have fun with the mystery of his disappearance. ;)


The Purple Skull 02-28-2007 09:06 PM

[QUOTE=bigboi2;4458322]Marcus looked at Datardly and shook his head again. " You really need to find an other hobby " he said. He then asked the TGA " What dose this guys insurance bill look like?"[/QUOTE]

Traitor Game Announcer: Actually, Mr. Fenix, Dick Dastardly does not have any insurance. A few years back, numerous insurance companies compiled a list of people ineligible for insurance due to their liability. Dick Dastardly is second on the list, right behind Wile E. Coyote. Hope that answers your question.

Wait a minute. Something seems to be going on down there. Is it Dastardly again? No wait. It's Muttley!

(After recovering from the boxing glove hit.) [COLOR="Purple"]Muttley, I see you've decided use one of the traps from my playbook to rid this palace of that dog, Courage.[/COLOR]

Muttley: (Nods his head repeatedly.) Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah.

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh, I see what your are going to do. You've attached a small blade in front of that remote control toy car. When you push the button, the car will accelerate towards that rope you've tied on the other side of the palace. Once the rope is cut, it will release that sledgehammer and it will swing directly at Courage. That dog is in for a nasty headache! Hahaha![/COLOR]

Muttley: (Evil snicker.)

[COLOR="Purple"]Brilliant, Muttley. Very dastardly.[/COLOR]

(With Courage in position, Muttley sends the car on its way. The blade attached to it cuts the rope and sends the sledgehammer towards Courage. However, the sledgehammer misses Courage.)

Muttley: Razza-frazza-drazza-grazza!

[COLOR="Purple"]Looks like you missed, dumb-dumb! Hahaha![/COLOR]

(The sledgehammer continues swinging and hits Dastardly right between his legs.)

[SIZE="3"][B]KAPOW![/B][/SIZE]

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/DastardlyandMuttley12.jpg[/IMG]

TGA: Oh my.

(In a tremendous amount of pain and speaking with a high-pitched voice.) [COLOR="Purple"]Muttley, get me an ice pack now![/COLOR]

Muttley: (Snickers)

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/muttley4.gif[/IMG]


Indigo Al 02-28-2007 09:12 PM

[QUOTE=Eternal Torment;4458009]Zasalamel voted for [B]Geno[/B]. Soon afterwards, he rushed into the washroom. "[FONT=System][COLOR=Red]Launch the attack on Jubba NOW.[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]"[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://users.sisna.com/davstock/martin.jpg[/IMG]

Martin overheard the strange warrior talking about an "attack". He doubted such a thing would be successful against the Sith Hutt, but if he had cared to share his plan and recruit allies, he would have at least considered joining him.

Right now, though, he was focused on the fierce sandstorm and the events that would soon occur.


Chris Lang 02-28-2007 09:51 PM

[QUOTE=Eternal Torment;4458009]Zasalamel voted for [B]Geno[/B]. Soon afterwards, he rushed into the washroom. "[FONT=System][COLOR=Red]Launch the attack on Jubba NOW.[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]"[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE]

Darth Jubba heard a sound outside his office. A sound that sounded like

[SIZE="3"][B]SPUM-THAK![/B][/SIZE]

One of the Gammorean guards fell to the floor, lifeless. Darth Jubba just laughed. "[COLOR="Sienna"]So, that 'conspiracy' is plotting to kill me? I know about you all. You will NOT bring an early end to this Traitor Game. To Dagobah you go, so-called Scourge of the Underworld![/COLOR]"

And with that, Scourge was banished to Dagobah. He landed with a splash in the swamp not far from where Darth Vader had constructed the new house.

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Justice is served![/COLOR]" the Sith Hutt bellowed mockingly.

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/Jubbafacesmall1.jpg[/IMG] Darth Jubba then spoke into the PA system. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Zasalamel, do not even bother trying to send your co-conspirators to try to kill me. You know as well as I do that this game will not end until my Imperial Stormtroopers have either won or lost. I can banish them just as fast as you send them.[/COLOR]"

"[COLOR="Sienna"]As for the rest of you, I will see you all at the banishment. Well, maybe not ALL of you. Who might not make it there? THAT would be telling. Ho ho ho ho![/COLOR]"

OOC: Eternal Torment, I really wasn't sure how to handle that subplot. I hope this works for you.


Eternal Torment 02-28-2007 10:33 PM

[quote=Chris Lang;4458794]Darth Jubba heard a sound outside his office. A sound that sounded like

[SIZE=3][B]SPUM-THAK![/B][/SIZE]

One of the Gammorean guards fell to the floor, lifeless. Darth Jubba just laughed. "[COLOR=Sienna]So, that 'conspiracy' is plotting to kill me? I know about you all. You will NOT bring an early end to this Traitor Game. To Dagobah you go, so-called Scourge of the Underworld![/COLOR]"

And with that, Scourge was banished to Dagobah. He landed with a splash in the swamp not far from where Darth Vader had constructed the new house.

"[COLOR=Sienna]Justice is served![/COLOR]" the Sith Hutt bellowed mockingly.

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/Jubbafacesmall1.jpg[/IMG] Darth Jubba then spoke into the PA system. "[COLOR=Sienna]Zasalamel, do not even bother trying to send your co-conspirators to try to kill me. You know as well as I do that this game will not end until my Imperial Stormtroopers have either won or lost. I can banish them just as fast as you send them.[/COLOR]"

"[COLOR=Sienna]As for the rest of you, I will see you all at the banishment. Well, maybe not ALL of you. Who might not make it there? THAT would be telling. Ho ho ho ho![/COLOR]"

OOC: Eternal Torment, I really wasn't sure how to handle that subplot. I hope this works for you.[/quote]

OOC: That works quite well. There will be one more attempt at the end of the game. You know, the part where the host of the game usually dies. It better succeed then.

Zasalamel shouted out loud. "[FONT=System][COLOR=Red]They'll get you, Jubba! THEY'LL GET YOU![FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]"[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]


Weirdopky 02-28-2007 10:34 PM

Dr. Cox hadn't voted, and now was the time, or else it would never count.

[COLOR="Teal"]Yokay, ya god damn chuckleheads. Seeing as such a vast majority is voting for Geno, I might as well notice the inevitable, and vote with ya. That's why you, my little puppet friend [B]Geno[/B] is who I'm voting. Now, I'm gonna go back to the kitchen, and make myself a sandwich.[/COLOR]


Crimson King 02-28-2007 10:41 PM

after spending a few hours fixing his teleporter, Deadpool finally gets it working again. He teleports out of the pool. He takes apart the x-wing(which he had grabbed when he teleported) and turns it into a TV. He teleports into Eternal Torment's house/apartment and steals several bags of chips and a 6 pack. He then grabs a couch and teleports in front of his new TV.

Deadpool: Time to watch the rest of the game.


Kevin M. 02-28-2007 10:42 PM

[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4459021]Dr. Cox hadn't voted, and now was the time, or else it would never count.

[COLOR="Teal"]Yokay, ya god damn chuckleheads. Seeing as such a vast majority is voting for Geno, I might as well notice the inevitable, and vote with ya. That's why you, my little puppet friend [B]Geno[/B] is who I'm voting. Now, I'm gonna go back to the kitchen, and make myself a sandwich.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

" Is there any alchol left in the kitchen?" Marucs asked. " I want to get the stuff I can before I am killed, or sent back to Serra"

OOC: I know I am probably buctchering the character of Fenix. So all of my fellow Gears of War fans, I am sorry.


Crimson King 02-28-2007 10:46 PM

[QUOTE=bigboi2;4459086]" Is there any alchol left in the kitchen?" Marucs asked. " I want to get the stuff I can before I am killed, or sent back to Serra"

OOC: I know I am probably buctchering the character of Fenix. So all of my fellow Gears of War fans, I am sorry.[/QUOTE]

Deadpool Teleports in front of him.

Deadpool: here's a bag of chips, enjoy.

He teleports back to his couch.

Deadpool: I wonder if that counted as breaking the rules... If it was, give me a heads up, Chris.


Chris Lang 02-28-2007 10:50 PM

[QUOTE=Crimson King;4459116]Deadpool Teleports in front of him.

Deadpool: here's a bag of chips, enjoy.

He teleports back to his couch.

Deadpool: I wonder if that counted as breaking the rules... If it was, give me a heads up, Chris.[/QUOTE]

OOC: Well, as per the rules, Deadpool's teleporting can be only temporary. He gets automatically pulled back to Dagobah soon afterward until the game's over. I hope that's an acceptable compromise.


Kevin M. 02-28-2007 10:54 PM

[QUOTE=Crimson King;4459116]Deadpool Teleports in front of him.

Deadpool: here's a bag of chips, enjoy.

He teleports back to his couch.

Deadpool: I wonder if that counted as breaking the rules... If it was, give me a heads up, Chris.[/QUOTE]

Holding the chips in his hand. " What the hell? Oh well" Starts to each the chips .


Crimson King 02-28-2007 10:56 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4459143]OOC: Well, as per the rules, Deadpool's teleporting can be only temporary. He gets automatically pulled back to Dagobah soon afterward until the game's over. I hope that's an acceptable compromise.[/QUOTE]

ooc: well he basically set all his stuff up on Dagobah. He teleports around and pretty much goes back almost right after.


Chris Lang 02-28-2007 11:10 PM

Cologne returned to the library, carrying Matches Malone's discarded jacket.

"Matches Malone has disappeared. I believe he may have switched to his other identity to continue his investigation."

The sandstorm raged uncontrollably outside as Cologne continued. "But I cannot find him anywhere. I believe that one way or another, we have seen the last of Matches Malone."

"The banishment is about to occur. I hope everyone is ready." Cologne said.

Cologne's tone turned cold as she continued. "I must say that I am disappointed with most of you. You put no thought into your vote whatsoever. Did you vote for Geno because you thought he might have had the intelligence to pull it off? Did you vote for him because his special abilities could have helped him carry out the murders? No. You voted for him because he had been quiet. That was all the evidence you needed."

"I cannot tell you if you are wrong or right. But in my opinion, you voted for Geno for the wrong reasons."

OOC: I'm typing the writeup now. Wait for it. Voting's closed, by the way.


Crimson King 02-28-2007 11:27 PM

Deadpool: i wonder who dies. Maybe me! Oh wait, I'm already outta the game. I seem to remember something about turning a player into diced meat though...


Chris Lang 02-28-2007 11:29 PM

[B]Banishment![/B]

As the sandstorm continued to rage outside, Darth Jubba's voice rang out over the PA system. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Since you like to meet in the library, I thought I would meet you there this time. The time for banishment is now.[/COLOR]"

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/Jubbafacesmall1.jpg[/IMG] Soon, Darth Jubba arrived at the library, accompanied by Littlebit Fortuna and a pair of Gammorean guards. "[COLOR="Sienna"]So, who have you decided to vote off this time?[/COLOR]"

Cologne spoke up. "Apparently, just being quiet for a while is all the proof most of the group needed that Geno was a Traitor. So while I feel they voted against him for the wrong reasons, Geno is their choice."

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Very well, then. Since Geno's a man of few words...[/COLOR]" And with that, Geno was banished.

Darth Jubba then laughed. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Ho ho ho ho! You have banished another innocent! Cologne would have told you how wrong you were had she not been bound by our agreement. You are such fools even her Rebel Alliance members can't help you![/COLOR]"

Cologne just shook her head sadly. She could not argue with the Sith Hutt. She knew all along that Geno was innocent, but someone had chosen Geno to vote for, and the rest had just gone along with it.

Darth Jubba paused. "[COLOR="Sienna"]But wait! Before you go yelling at me, I want to show that I'm not such a bad person after all. I've decided to serve you with some fruit drinks. Maybe they'll cheer you up![/COLOR]"

And with that, a pair of Weequay waiters came in, carrying glasses. The glasses were filled with some sort of pink liquid. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Here, have this pink lemonade, mixed with lime and tequilla. I know your morale is low seeing that you failed, but this drink will give you the courage to continue! [/COLOR]"

Cologne looked closely at her drink. She noted that some of the others were looking at their drinks suspiciously, too.

"[COLOR="Sienna"]What are you waiting for?[/COLOR]" Darth Jubba continued. "[COLOR="Sienna"]You all need a little boost. Drink up! It'll fill you with courage![/COLOR]"

"That's what I'm afraid of." Cologne replied.

A few of the guests began looking at Cologne, at Darth Jubba, and at the drinks as if coming to a horrible conclusion. "Has anyone seen that pink dog?" someone asked.

"I have not seen him since the sandstorm started." Cologne replied. "I assume he ran off somewhere to hide."

"[COLOR="Sienna"]But there was nowhere to hide from my Imperial Stormtroopers![/COLOR]" Darth Jubba replied. "[COLOR="Sienna"]They cornered [B]Courage the cowardly dog[/B] in the hall, and took him to my office. There, they threw him in a blender and ground him up. Then they added some ice, lime, and tequilla, and made this delicious drink out of his remains![/COLOR]" Darth Jubba took one of the glasses, and drank from it. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Mmm, mmm, good![/COLOR]"

---

Meanwhile, in Nerima, Ukyo Kuonji looked sick. "That sick monster!" she exclaimed. She heard Akane throw up on the ground nearby, as Ranma looked on in shock.

---

Cologne had seen many horrible things in her long lifetime, so she maintained her stoicism. But she saw the expressions of the other guests. Some looked horrified, some looked nauseous, and some looked downright angry.

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Oh, by the way, in case you're wondering about [B]Matches Malone[/B], right now he is taking a dirt nap[/COLOR]." Darth Jubba added. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Yes, Matches is dead. I wouldn't bother looking for his remains until after that sandstorm clears up, though. But Cologne, I trust you will be the one to lead the search when things settle down.[/COLOR]"

With that, Darth Jubba left the library, followed by Littlebit Fortuna and the Gammorean guards. Cologne just shook her head sadly. "Courage was one of my Rebel Alliance members." she said grimly. "But I trust he will not go unavenged."

OOC: Voting can begin now! Rebel Alliance members, be sure to send me your guess!


Crimson King 02-28-2007 11:32 PM

Deadpool: I love it when a good plan comes together. I wonder how they plan...


Weirdopky 02-28-2007 11:36 PM

[COLOR="Teal"]Yokay, people. We've lost a good dog here today, whyou (who) could've helped us. Still, we must look back. He voted for our "sliding" friend, Quinn. Now that the old lady's told us that Our pink lemonade was a rebel, we know that he got the guess right. Therefore, if you all don't vote for [B]Quinn Mallory[/B] like I'm gonna do right now, you're all idiots. Come on people, let's get goin, let's get goin. We need to end this thing, and get the hell back home. I'm tired of you chuckleheads.[/COLOR]


Indigo Al 02-28-2007 11:37 PM

[IMG]http://users.sisna.com/davstock/martin.jpg[/IMG]

[COLOR="green"]"Well that's incredibly wasteful,"[/COLOR] said Martin. [COLOR="green"]"He would have been much more delicious as a live meal...."[/COLOR]

Noting the stunned silence and looks of shock, he amended his thoughts. [COLOR="Green"] "Forgive me. I was fond of the excitable little pink creature. I know he's a sentient."[/COLOR]


Kevin M. 02-28-2007 11:39 PM

"Damn right he won't go unevenged" Marucs shoted in anger. [I]How fucking stupid could I be. I followed like a fucking sheep, and a alliance member is dead. And I am suppose to be a leader.[/I] Marcus kicked himself. " Enought bullshiting. We end this game, and we end this now!!"


The Purple Skull 02-28-2007 11:43 PM

[COLOR="Purple"]My word! This drink is phenomenal! It's way better than Kooka Kola.[/COLOR]

Traitor Game Announcer: You do know that you are drinking the remains of Courage the Cowardly Dog?

(Sarcastically) [COLOR="Purple"]Oh, I'm drinking Courage's remains...[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Purple"]Of course I know I'm drinking Courage's remains! That's why it must be so good. His remains give it a certain 'ooomph'.[/COLOR]

TGA: Uh....huh. Well then, I guess you also know that with Courage dead, and with Muttley trying to dispose of Courage earlier, [U]you[/U] have higher chance of being voted off?

(Dastardly spits out his drink.)

[COLOR="Purple"]Drat! You are right! Curse you Muttley! Now everyone is going to think that I had a hand in killing that dumb dog![/COLOR]

(Everyone stares at him.)

[COLOR="Purple"]What are you all looking at? I didn't do it![/COLOR]

TGA: Sure you didn't, Dick.

[COLOR="Purple"]Shut up! Shut up! And as for you, Muttley, if I get banished by these fools, you will suffer dire consequences![/COLOR]

Muttley: Razza-frazza-drazza-grazza!

[COLOR="Purple"]Now come one! We have a traitor to catch.[/COLOR]

TGA: So you are going to set a trap to catch yourself?

[COLOR="Purple"]I am NOT in the mood, Mr. Announcer![/COLOR]

TGA: Gosh, I love pushing your buttons.

[COLOR="Purple"]Get a hobby![/COLOR]

OOC: That's it for me for today. Night everybody!


Froggy 02-28-2007 11:49 PM

OOC: GOODNIGHT FOR YA!

Goku, seeing this on the screen, got angry. "DANGIT! WHY'D HTEY HAVE TO KILL THAT DOG!"


Chris Lang 03-01-2007 12:12 AM

[QUOTE=Froggy;4459559]OOC: GOODNIGHT FOR YA!

Goku, seeing this on the screen, got angry. "DANGIT! WHY'D HTEY HAVE TO KILL THAT DOG!"[/QUOTE]

Yoda approached Goku. "[COLOR="Green"]Sick creatures they are. Strong Darth Jubba is with the Dark Side of the Force[/COLOR]."

"[COLOR="Green"]Show up here soon, the pink dog will.[/COLOR]" Yoda continued. "[COLOR="Green"]Trust you to be his guide[/COLOR]."

Yoda turned to head back to his hut, but then Kenny McCormick approached and said something. Yoda clearly understood what Kenny was saying, and responded.

"[COLOR="Green"]From parallel dimension, I come. For amusement, Darth Jubba summoned me. My counterpart's home you will find me in.[/COLOR]"

And with that, Yoda headed back to his hut.

---

Cologne watched all this through the Dagobah monitor. "My apologies to Geno. I could not save him from his banishment, though I knew he was not the person my Rebel Alliance members had found. I am bound by the terms of the game."

"I am surprised Geno did not speak in his own defense. I wonder why it happened that way."

Cologne wondered. Had the Traitors or Darth Jubba somehow muted Geno? Or did Geno have reasons of his own for keeping quiet?

The whole situation bothered her. However, this new round would allow another chance to catch one of the Traitors.


Chris Lang 03-01-2007 02:30 AM

After the sandstorm


The sandstorm appeared to have abated, at last. The library window was no longer being battered with sand and gravel, and the sound of the wind had faded into silence.

Cologne knew that now was the time to search for Matches Malone. She had searched all over the palace, and he had not been found there. Darth Jubba had said that he was dead, but it was best to be sure.

Of course, if Matches had been outside in that sandstorm, he almost certainly was dead. He appeared to be an ordinary human, with no enhanced endurance or anything like that.

Now that the sandstorm was over, Cologne was free to search the outdoor areas. The first place she tried was the courtyard. The courtyard had a lot of new sand added to it, but there was nothing suspicious. Emma Frost's shattered diamond remains had been buried by the new sand.

Cologne then headed off to the back yard where Wesley's body was found. She saw nothing incriminating. So finally, she went through the front door of Darth Jubba's palace.

Behind the palace and to the left of it was rocky terrain. But in front of it and to the right was a vast desert that stretched out to the horizon. Cologne gazed at the desert for a while. She pulled out a pair of binoculars she had found in the library. After scanning the desert with the binoculars, she saw something sticking out of the sand.

She approached this thing carefully. As she did, she noticed something dark half-buried in the sand. She pulled it out. It appeared to be the remains of a mask. The mask had some sort of pointed ear things at the top.

Cologne approached the thing sticking out from the sand. On closer inspection, it was a skull. A skull that was still attached to a body.

Whoever this was had been buried up to his neck and left to die in the sandstorm. Cologne knelt down, and dug a little in the sand. The sand quickly fell back in, but not before Cologne recognized the costume the body was wearing.

"[B]Batman[/B]." she said aloud. The sandstorm had stripped the skin from the man's head, but Cologne knew that the victim had been Batman. He had also been [B]Matches Malone[/B].

There was nothing more she could do for him. She headed back to Darth Jubba's palace, still carrying the remnants of Batman's mask.

Cologne soon entered the library, where many of the others had gathered. "Matches Malone is dead. It appears he was actually Batman undercover, investigating the distribution of DVDs depicting his being killed in previous Traitor Games. Alas, all his investigation got him was a new scene for future editions of that DVD."

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Correct you are![/COLOR]" said Darth Jubba's voice from the PA system. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Some time before the sandstorm, he ditched his Matches disguise, and decided to investigate as Batman, when he ran into my Imperial Stormtroopers. He fought with them both outside the palace, but one of them picked up a heavy bronze ball, and threw it at him. He was knocked unconscious, and dragged to the pit the two Stormtroopers had been digging. They buried him up to his neck in sand, and then returned to the palace just before the sandstorm hit.[/COLOR]"

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Batman, meanwhile, regained consciousness for only a few seconds before the sandstorm battered him into unconsciousness, and then death. The storm even stripped all the skin off of his head. I think he looks much better that way. Anyway, Batman has once again been killed in a Traitor Game. Ho ho ho ho![/COLOR]"

"[COLOR="Sienna"]I'll be speaking to you later in the day. I wonder if your remaining Rebel Alliance member will make a right guess THIS time! We'll find out soon enough. Ho ho ho ho![/COLOR]" And with that, the PA system was silent.

Cologne sighed. Two murders in one round. She hoped this would be the only time such a thing occured in this game.

OOC: General Grievous told me in a PM he was out of the game, so I had to dispose of his character somehow. Updated player list will come soon.


Chris Lang 03-01-2007 02:40 AM

OOC: Updated Player list...*Guy1 - Kabuto

  • Spidey-kid1 - Luffy
  • moonknight2099 - Sam Beckett leaped into the Punisher
  • Schornforce – Willow Rosenberg
  • Weirdopky - Dr. Cox
  • Eternal Torment - Zasalamel
  • Superheroic - Evinlea
  • Jeff-E - Quinn Mallory
  • Indigo Al - Martin the Fifth Columnist Visitor
  • bigboi2 - Sargent Marcus Fenix
  • GoGo Yubari - Kyon
  • The Purple Skull - Dick Dastardly


ELIMINATED*Wesley Crusher - [CRUSHED UNDER A GIANT BOULDER]

  • darkkeeperjr - Darth Vader [BANISHED]
  • Froggy - Teen Goku [SCARED UNCONSCIOUS, THEN FED TO RANCOR]
  • Crimson King - Deadpool [BANISHED] [IMPERIAL STORMTROOPER]
  • tangentman - Emma Frost [DIAMOND FORM CUT IN HALF WITH LASER]
  • Anthony Johanson - Geno [BANISHED]
  • Joe Acro - Courage,the Cowardly Dog [GROUND UP INTO A FRUIT DRINK] [REBEL ALLIANCE]
  • General Grievous - Matches Malone [BEATEN UP AND BURIED IN SAND, KILLED BY SANDSTORM]


To the remaining Rebel Alliance member: Don't forget to PM me with your guess!


Spidey-kid1

03-01-2007 06:20 AM

Luffy looked at the drink.

.................................. "................................" ..................................


"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!" He then ate the whole cup and swallowed it with the drink.

"THAT WAS GOOOOD!!!!"


Superheroic 03-01-2007 08:20 AM

Evinlea stood away from the others. She stated,"[B]Quinn Mallory[/B]."


The Purple Skull 03-01-2007 08:54 AM

OOC: NPC or not, Batman just does not catch a break! :p


Superheroic 03-01-2007 08:56 AM

OOC: I should take a turn at Batman. I'd probably just get killed early on anyways...Wait, next game I could play Batman from Miller's Dark Knight Returns. Hmmmmm.


Froggy 03-01-2007 09:04 AM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4459701]Yoda approached Goku. "[COLOR="Green"]Sick creatures they are. Strong Darth Jubba is with the Dark Side of the Force[/COLOR]."

"[COLOR="Green"]Show up here soon, the pink dog will.[/COLOR]" Yoda continued. "[COLOR="Green"]Trust you to be his guide[/COLOR]."

Yoda turned to head back to his hut, but then Kenny McCormick approached and said something. Yoda clearly understood what Kenny was saying, and responded.

"[COLOR="Green"]From parallel dimension, I come. For amusement, Darth Jubba summoned me. My counterpart's home you will find me in.[/COLOR]"

And with that, Yoda headed back to his hut.

---

Cologne watched all this through the Dagobah monitor. "My apologies to Geno. I could not save him from his banishment, though I knew he was not the person my Rebel Alliance members had found. I am bound by the terms of the game."

"I am surprised Geno did not speak in his own defense. I wonder why it happened that way."

Cologne wondered. Had the Traitors or Darth Jubba somehow muted Geno? Or did Geno have reasons of his own for keeping quiet?

The whole situation bothered her. However, this new round would allow another chance to catch one of the Traitors.[/QUOTE] "Dont worry sir, i'll help the doggy!" Goku said before dashing off to find courage


Jeff-E 03-01-2007 09:26 AM

I was sick from seeing what happened to Courage. My stomach for this game had been lost, and I just wanted to get my timer working. Quickly I headed to what passed for a work area once I got up. I began working on a power booster for the timer to try and escape this game I had been trapped in.

"[U][B]Evinlea[/B][/U] I bet you're guilty. I'll wager that the alliance was afraid to speak up so they went with the rest of us and voted for Geno while you stir the pot. You try to keep things in anarchy and hope no one notices you. Well I do, and I know someone has to stop you!"


Superheroic 03-01-2007 09:58 AM

[QUOTE=Quinn Mallory;4460978]"[U][B]Evinlea[/B][/U] I bet you're guilty. I'll wager that the alliance was afraid to speak up so they went with the rest of us and voted for Geno while you stir the pot. You try to keep things in anarchy and hope no one notices you. Well I do, and I know someone has to stop you!"[/QUOTE]

Evinlea pointed at Quinn Mallory, the timer flew from his hand and into hers. "Nice try, Mr. Mallory, but I will not allow you to escape your just punishment." Evinlea crushed the timer into powder.


Chris Lang 03-01-2007 11:31 AM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4460889]OOC: NPC or not, Batman just does not catch a break! :p[/QUOTE]

OOC: No, he doesn't. This is the fifth time Batman's been murdered in a Traitor Game.

I PMed the Traitors about General Grievous, and one of them came up with the 'murder via being hit with a heavy object, buried up to his neck and left to die in a sandstorm' method. That same one also chose Courage to kill, and came up with the method. So if you think it was kind of sick, don't blame ME for that one! :)

Of course, after the game's over, I'll let everyone know who came up with what. ;)


Schornforce 03-01-2007 11:56 AM

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"Eeeugh!!!" What those traitors did was absolutely disgusting! At least I figured enough not to drink anything that fat slug dishes out-- especially when a cartoon eye floats up to the top of it. Later, Cologne brought in the remains of Batman. I'd had enough of this carnage.

I went back to my quarters and performed another rejuvenation spell and although it took quite a bit of effort, I opened a small pocket in space-time-- not as nifty as an interdimensional portal, but still handy. I put what was left of the spices and stuff I'd gathered into it. Then I added the 'Doomtations' CD. That poor puppy. I hope they're treating him well on Dagobah.

Next I journeyed outside and clipped bits and pieces off of Jubba's cacti. I also stopped in one of Jubba's hallways and telekinetically grabbed some coal from one of the torches lighting the area. I went around the palace taking bits and pieces of other useful things in as clandestine a manner as I could manage and placing them in the aforementioned portal.

I went to perform one more errand and journeyed to the main room just in time to overhear Quinn and Evinlea 'discussing' their guesses for who the traitor is.

"Hey, you know, Evinlea, you've been rather bitter throughout this ordeal and the whole 'holier than thou' attitude isn't helping. I know, goddess, and all, but it's getting old."

I turned to Quinn and led him away from the goddess. "Come with me, Quinn, I think I've found the evidence that points to 'her highness' over there. I agree with you. [B]Evinlea[/B] is the traitor."


Kevin M. 03-01-2007 12:08 PM

"[B]Evinlea[/B] is the one I suspect" Marcus said as he voted.


Schornforce 03-01-2007 12:44 PM

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"Hey, Quinn, heard you're all about the tech. I think I have something that you'll find very interesting. Down here."

I led Quinn down a "forbidden" hallway. Using some of the implements from earlier, I forged a talisman that would keep us both from Jubba's-- or anyone else's notice... at least for awhile. As we stepped into the pitch black room, I closed the door behind us. "Hey, Quinn could you hit the lights, please?"

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/toughlove057.jpg[/IMG]

"Ah. There now. Isn't that better?"

  • cue dramatic sting music*


Superheroic 03-01-2007 12:54 PM

"Truly you mortals are pitifully stupid." Evinlea stated. "Here, let me explain it out for you and I will try and use as few syllables as possible; Cologne stated the Rebel Agents had guessed correctly, Courage was said to be a Rebel Agent, one of the good guys, Courage voted for Quinn Mallory, then was killed for it. I cannot say it any more plainly."


Superheroic 03-01-2007 01:03 PM

Evinlea thought for a moment, then continued on, "If my demeanor bothers you, too bad. All of us were brought here against our wishes. All of our lives, as pathetic as yours may be, are in danger. How would you have me act? Has anyone even tried to befriend me. No. I tried offering friendship to Emma Frost and she spurned me, even Sam Beckett's only lines to me spoke of how evil I was. So forgive me if I act rashly. Nevertheless, if my declarations of your stupidity angers you, then prove me wrong rather than right."


Weirdopky 03-01-2007 01:08 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4461781]Evinlea thought for a moment, then continued on, "If my demeanor bothers you, too bad. All of us were brought here against our wishes. All of our lives, as pathetic as yours may be, are in danger. How would you have me act? Has anyone even tried to befriend me. No. I tried offering friendship to Emma Frost and she spurned me, even Sam Beckett's only lines to me spoke of how evil I was. So forgive me if I act rashly. Nevertheless, if my declarations of your stupidity angers you, then prove me wrong rather than right."[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="Teal"]Well, lady, I gotta hand it to you, you're the only person in this gaggle of pathetic idiots that actually understands how this game works. Everyone, Evinlea may be responsible, considering there's still another traitor after this, but if Courage was a rebel, guessed correctly, and voted for Quinn, I think it's pretty damn obvious who it is. If you don't vote for him, you're getting nowhere, and allowing those bastard coated bastards to take another life. Come on, people, get it right.[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 03-01-2007 01:10 PM

Traitor Game Announcer: Welcome back, Traitor Game fans! When we last left off, Geno was wrongfully banished to Dagobah! Also, Courage the Cowardly Dog was the victim of a smoothie special, courtesy of the Imperial Stormtroopers. In other news, we found out the whereabouts of Matches Malone. A sandstorm was what did him in. Voting has started, and in the lead is Evinlea, followed by Quinn Mallory. As we return to the game, it looks as if Dick Dastardly has concocted another devious trap.

[COLOR="Purple"]Right you are, boobsy. I've decided to switch gears here. For this round, I vote for [B]Martin[/B]! So here's what I'm going to do.

If you look over there, I have set up a basketball hoop. Underneath the hoop is a cannon. Now, when I shoot this basketball into the hoop, the ball will hit the cannon's trigger. The cannon will then fire a harpoon with a 10 pound weight attached to the end of it. The harpoon will hit that wooden box. The weight attached to it will cause the box to release the quick dry cement, trapping Martin in his place! Mwahahaha![/COLOR]

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/dastardly.gif[/IMG]

TGA: Quick dry cement again, Dastardly? Haven't you learned from the last time you used it?

[COLOR="Purple"]Yes. But this time, I will succeed![/COLOR]

(Martin is in position.)

[COLOR="Purple"]Perfect! He is where I want him to be. Here we go![/COLOR]

(Shoots the basketball, but misses.)

[COLOR="Purple"]Drat! I missed! And that was the only basketball. Hmmm. What can I use as a suitable replacement?[/COLOR]

(Dastardly eyes Muttley.)

Muttley: Yipe!

(Muttley tries to run away, but Dastardly gets him.)

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh no you don't! It's time you pulled your weight into this scheme.[/COLOR]

(Rolls Muttley into a ball.)

Muttley: Razza-frazza-grazza-drazza.

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh relax, Muttley![/COLOR]

(Dastardly successfully makes the basket. The cannon is fired, and the harpoon opens up the box releasing the cement. Unfortunately, the cement overshoots Martin.)

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh no![/COLOR]

(Once again, with the exception of his eyes and mouth, Dastardly is trapped in the cement.)

[COLOR="Purple"]Muttley! Get me out of this! But don't use the giant mallet again![/COLOR]

(With that mind, Muttley grabs a couple sticks of dynamite and lights them up by Dastardly.)

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh no! Oh no![/COLOR]

(Dastardly tries to blow out the fuse. But......)

[SIZE="3"][B]KABOOM![/B][/SIZE]

(Well you knew that was going to happen.)

Muttley: (Snickers)

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/muttley3.jpg[/IMG]



RUMINATIONS: And so now we know what the sandstorm's purpose was. It was suggested by one of the Traitors for eliminating the inactive Matches Malone. Since the player dropped out, I felt it was all right to come up with that whole explanation for Matches Malone's presence. It makes sense that Batman wouldn't want his bizarre multiple deaths in the Traitor Game being filmed and distributed to people in Gotham, and would try to take action against it.

Schornforce picked up this idea and ran with it, starting with the epilogue of Traitor Game IX: It's In the Cards, and culminating in the fourteenth Traitor Game which Batman hosted. But that's another story.

Beginning of the game: Page One The last few pages: Page Twelve, Page Thirteen, Page Fourteen, Page Fifteen.

The re-presentation continues in Page Seventeen,

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