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And now Part 5 of the Traitor Game Essentials re-presentation of Traitor Game VII: A Galaxy Far, Far Away. In this installment, the players are told just what's going on.



Kevin M. 02-21-2007 07:39 PM

[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4422773]As Marcus took out the case of beer, Dr. Cox took notice. Speaking in a sort of bothered tone...

[COLOR="Teal"]Hey pal, don't hog all the beer. You better pass me one. With all'a this crap, and nobody to put my misery onto, I'm beginning to lose it. Frankly, Beth, this place is a craphole if I've ever seen one.Now ghyet (get) outta here. I'm gonna try to eat what wasn't covered in that kid's saliva.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Marcus turned to the doctor. "There some left in fridge. Good luck getting it"


Spidey-kid1 02-21-2007 07:42 PM

[QUOTE=bigboi2;4422775]"What the hell did you do, knock off some big shot" Marcus said as he shoveld more food into his mouth. "[/QUOTE]

"Pretty much. Only the bad ones though."


Superheroic 02-21-2007 07:42 PM

Evinlea stared at the carnage being perpetrated on the food in Kitchen. Never had she beheld such gluttony, such wanton excess, and she had participated in numerous decade long orgies of The First.


Kevin M. 02-21-2007 07:44 PM

[QUOTE=Spidey-kid1;4422798]"Pretty much. Only the bad ones though."[/QUOTE]

"We could use someone like you back home" Marcus said. "You would make a pretty good gear"


The Purple Skull 02-21-2007 07:49 PM

[QUOTE=Cologne]"But I haven't introduced myself. I am Cologne, elder of the Chinese Amazons. Darth Jubba and I will explain why everyone is here and what is expected of them shortly. For now, I suggest finding a way to move that car of yours to the courtyard. It takes up a lot of space here."[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="Purple"]Very well...YOU move it! And I want the inside and outside detailed as well. If you do a good job, there might be a shiny nickle in it for you. HAHAHAHA![/COLOR]

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/dastardly.gif[/IMG]

Race Announcer: How can you say those words to that kind old lady? You should be ashamed of yourself. You are truly scum...and cheap for that matter!

[COLOR="Purple"]Please. Please. My humble heart can only take so many compliments.[/COLOR]


OOC: Expect to see an update on Dr. Doom. Those who weren't in the previous game, Doom was the host of the previous traitor game. And the last time we saw him, he was banished to the lowliest of places...Newark, NJ! Once the game starts rolling, we'll check in on the former absolute ruler of the multiverse. :D


Spidey-kid1 02-21-2007 07:50 PM

[QUOTE=bigboi2;4422811]"We could use someone like you back home" Marcus said. "You would make a pretty good gear"[/QUOTE]

"Why? What do you do back home?"


Kevin M. 02-21-2007 07:55 PM

[QUOTE=Spidey-kid1;4422839]"Why? What do you do back home?"[/QUOTE]

"At home we at war" Marcus said as his tone grew somber. "Hell, if we don't win, were all goners".


Guy1 02-21-2007 07:59 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4422834][COLOR="Purple"]Very well...YOU move it! And I want the inside and outside detailed as well. If you do a good job, there might be a shiny nickle in it for you. HAHAHAHA![/COLOR]

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/dastardly.gif[/IMG]

Race Announcer: How can you say those words to that kind old lady? You should be ashamed of yourself. You are truly scum...and cheap for that matter!

[COLOR="Purple"]Please. Please. My humble heart can only take so many compliments.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Tendou, having released the Zector was walking back to the kitchen when he overheard the man. Tendou looked at him and shook his head. "Grandmother Said this: One that drowns in oneself will eventually fall to darkness.."


Froggy 02-21-2007 08:00 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4422799]Evinlea stared at the carnage being perpetrated on the food in Kitchen. Never had she beheld such gluttony, such wanton excess, and she had participated in numerous decade long orgies of The First.[/QUOTE]

Goku stares back and sees Evinlea looking at the fridge. At this time he decided to be nice and ask her if she wanted some. Goku then turned and said "HEY BLONDIE WANT SOME?" With a whole chicken in his mouf


The Purple Skull 02-21-2007 08:11 PM

[QUOTE=Guy1;4422862]Tendou, having released the Zector was walking back to the kitchen when he overheard the man. Tendou looked at him and shook his head. "Grandmother Said this: One that drowns in oneself will eventually fall to darkness.."[/QUOTE] Race Announcer: Strong words from that masked rider, Dastardly. Got anything to say about that?

[COLOR="Purple"]Ha! His words don't phase me! (Whispers to Muttley) Muttley, what was that bug talking about?[/COLOR]

Muttley: (Shrugs his shoulders)

[COLOR="Purple"]Useless! And as for you![/COLOR]

(Points to Kamen Kabuto Rider)

[COLOR="Purple"]It may not be wise preaching morals to people who don't need it. Watch yourself. You may get squashed like the bug you are![/COLOR]

RA: A strong rebuttal from the Wacky Races' perennial loser.

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh shut up you![/COLOR]


Guy1 02-21-2007 08:15 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4422931]Race Announcer: Strong words from that masked rider, Dastardly. Got anything to say about that?

[COLOR="Purple"]Ha! His words don't phase me! (Whispers to Muttley) Muttley, what was that bug talking about?[/COLOR]

Muttley: (Shrugs his shoulders)

[COLOR="Purple"]Useless! And as for you![/COLOR]

(Points to Kamen Kabuto Rider)

[COLOR="Purple"]It may not be wise preaching morals to people who don't need it. Watch yourself. You may get squashed like the bug you are![/COLOR]

RA: A strong rebuttal from the Wacky Races' perennial loser.

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh shut up you![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"One who walks the path of heaven, need not fear words from someone who walks the path of fools." Tendou replied, unfazed.


Superheroic 02-21-2007 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=Froggy;4422865]Goku stares back and sees Evinlea looking at the fridge. At this time he decided to be nice and ask her if she wanted some. Goku then turned and said "HEY BLONDIE WANT SOME?" With a whole chicken in his mouf[/QUOTE]

"No." Evinlea swirled her cape as she left the kitchen. "It may have been best if Javi had killed me."


Joe Acro 02-21-2007 08:46 PM

Courage eventually recovered from his spell. As he rubbed his head, he saw the man who had been staring at him earlier eating a rat. Once again, the pink dog became overcome with fear.

The fear intensified when he realized that some unseen person was talking to the lanky mustached guy.

Then he heard something about a replenishing fridge.

[COLOR="Magenta"]"Something is definitely wrong here or my name is Sir Frankenback the third. And it's most certainly not!"[/COLOR]

In his fearful state, Courage reached into his fur (much like many people reach into pockets) and pulled out what looks like a watch. Strapping it to his arm, he began typing in a frenzy.

[FONT="Courier New"]THERE'S NO NEED TO TYPE SO HARD, DOG.[/FONT] stated the watch. Really, it was Courage's computer that said it, relayed through the watch-looking contraption.

As he typed, slightly more slowly now, he made sure to move away from the group.

[FONT="Courier New"]A HUMAN WHO EATS RATS AND SEEMS TO WANT TO EAT YOU? BUT HE APPEARS TO BE FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE ELSE? YOU TWIT. THAT'S NOT A HUMAN AT ALL. IT'S A REPTOID, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS A VISITOR. IT'S A CARNIVORE THAT WANTS TO TRY TO TAKE OVER EARTH. STANDARD ALIEN STUFF.[/FONT]

Courage's eyes bulged as he read and heard the information.

[COLOR="Magenta"]"Ooooooo,"[/COLOR] the dog moaned.

[FONT="Courier New"]DON'T MOAN NOW. I SUGGEST YOU SAVE THAT FOR WHEN HE TRIES TO EAT YOU.[/FONT] stated the computer, followed by laughter.

In anger, Courage promptly turned off his communicator. He began shifting his eyes from left to right, scanning the room. He began hopping from leg to leg.

And then his stomach growled.

Letting off a few whimpers, Courage entered the kitchen, hoping to find food... without vinegar in it.


GoGo Yubari 02-21-2007 09:00 PM

[QUOTE=Schornforce;4422527] "Yeah, he was major creepy-- but you're right. A lot of the um... people here are kinda... different. I guess I'm kinda used to it. Back where I come from, there's all sorts of crazy shenanigans and wacky goings-on. It seems like there's always some new weirdness waiting just around the corner. One minute it's, like, 'say hello to your vampire double'-- then, 'oh, hey-- everyone can't help singing!' Now I'm with some kinda strange folks being held captive by a slug in a cape.

Sorry. You seem a bit freaked.

Don't worry. I'm sure we'll deal. If we all stick together, we should come through this okay, right? I mean, yeah, sluggy over there has some freaky powers going on, but there's like twenty or so of us, right? And only one really big slug with a cape fetish. Don't worry yet. Besides, I think it's best to wait and see exactly what's going on before we wig out."[/QUOTE]

... alright, so she isn't normal after all. But any port in a storm, right?

"Don't worry, I'm not too freaked out. I've seen some weird things myself, and --"

At this point, the madman in red and black announced that there was a mine in the refrigerator and in response, Monkey D. Luffy (oh god, it [i]is[/i] Monkey D. Luffy) threw the mine out a window, and the "normal" girl I was talking to, proceeded to utter... was that a magic spell? Again, probably better to not ask for now.

"... well. Admittedly it's usually been a fairly more subtle type of weird than that."


The Purple Skull 02-21-2007 09:01 PM

[QUOTE=Guy1;4422955]"One who walks the path of heaven, need not fear words from someone who walks the path of fools." Tendou replied, unfazed.[/QUOTE] [COLOR="Purple"]Remember this, "Boards don't hit back." I too have some philosophical phrases which you should learn to live by.[/COLOR]

(As he walks away, Dastardly steps on a loose part of the wooden floor, hitting himself right in the face)

Race Announcer: Looks like they do hit back.

[COLOR="Purple"]Drat![/COLOR]

Muttley: (Snickers)

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/muttley.jpg[/IMG]

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh shut up, dumb-dumb[/COLOR]

(Hits Muttley in the head)

Muttley: (Mumbles angrily) Razza-frazza-razza-frazza


OOC: I am having way too much fun with Dastardly. And I haven't even started laying any traps yet! :p


Froggy 02-21-2007 09:01 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4423003]"No." Evinlea swirled her cape as she left the kitchen. "It may have been best if Javi had killed me."[/QUOTE]

"Ey suit yourself! HEY MONKEY! LEAVE SOME FOR ME! Goku shouted as he returned to the fridge munching what he could


Guy1 02-21-2007 09:03 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4423026][COLOR="Purple"]Remember this, "Boards don't hit back."[/COLOR]

(As he walks away, Dastardly steps on a loose part of the wooden floor, hitting himself right in the face)

Race Announcer: Looks like they do.

[COLOR="Purple"]Drat![/COLOR]

Muttley: (Snickers)

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/muttley.jpg[/IMG]

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh shut up, dumb-dumb[/COLOR]

(Hits Muttley in the head)

Muttley: (Mumbles angrily) Razza-frazza-razza-frazza


OOC: I am having way too much fun with Dastardly. And I haven't even started laying any traps yet! :p[/QUOTE]

Kabuto shook his head and released the Zecter, turning back to normal. Tendou then turned to Cologne. "Are you alright Ma'm?"


Crimson King 02-21-2007 09:16 PM

Deadpool walks for for 5 minutes.

Deadpool comes back wearing this: [url]http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2026/sdasdanx0.png[/url]


Deadpool: I got my eating clothes on, let's eat!


Chris Lang 02-21-2007 09:21 PM

[QUOTE=Guy1;4423039]Kabuto shook his head and released the Zecter, turning back to normal. Tendou then turned to Cologne. "Are you alright Ma'm?"[/QUOTE]

"I appreciate your concern, but it will take far more than mere words to upset me." Cologne answered. "I've seen plenty of people with disrespectful attitudes. I do not let them bother me."

"Do not worry about me. I can take care of myself." Cologne continued. "However, I'd advise that you watch the other players carefully, especially after the game begins in earnest. There will be many people here who will have something to hide. It may be their role in this game, or it may be something about their personal life they'd rather not share with the rest of us. I cannot tell you much more than that."

"Well, it is approaching the time where we tell you everything you need to know about what is going on here." Cologne added, after a pause. "I suggest you pay close attention, so you'll know just what to do in the game."


darkkeeperjr 02-21-2007 09:23 PM

[B][U]Later[/U][/B]

Vader begun to meditate as the sleek fighter swooped towards the system below. it was going to be a long flight,but still his felt out with the force to sense any presence that may challenge him. It's been a long time that any one came close to matching his mastery of the force. Only luke came close enough to challenge him and that because he kept teaching him the ways of the force as he learned new ways of understanding.He and his son was one in mind and purpose.

As he searched out with his mind he felt a flash of light and power.Automatically his mind were putting up walls and blocking his power from others that could sense his ways of the force. His eyes opened to a small room with voices coming from outside in the hall. he also felt a very powerful presence full of the dark side of the force. He stood up and walked out the room and down the hall shrinking the force in him in to a small ball. It bought pain and comfort to know that others may not know how powerful he is.

He walked into a room full of beings.


Weirdopky 02-21-2007 09:25 PM

Dr. Cox, having found a case of budweiser, decided to pull off his labcoat and dress shirt to reveal his trademark detroit redwings jersey.

[IMG]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/Weirdopky/Random%20ass%20pics/drcoxwithredwingsshirt.jpg[/IMG]

Then, he sat in the kitchen, where he found a television, and began to watch a show called "Scrubs." When he saw himself, along with everyone else at sacred heart, he was absolutely baffled.

[COLOR="Teal"]Yokay, now, what the hell is this? Who is John C. McGinley? How come I'm nawt (not) being paid for my likeness? Whouy (why) would eyanyone (anyone) ma-hake a show about our miserable lives? Jesus, what were they thinking?[/COLOR]

Then, he proceeds to change the channel, where he begins to watch an episode of Dr. Phil, but immediately turns that off. Then, he goes back to a time when someone had asked him why he'd turned it off a previous time in the hospital, in which case he began to make fun of Dr. Phil. Now, he was repeating the process

(doing an impression of Dr. Phil w/ a Southern accent) [COLOR="Teal"]Naow, haow dus that make yoo feel? (Out of the accent) God, what a putz. I wish Carla was here, she'd be able to keep me calm around all these wackjobs.[/COLOR]

Back at the Hospital, Carla feels something.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]My "Cox needs me" sense is tingling.[/COLOR]

Then, the Todd walks over to make another rude inuendo.

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]I got one right here that needs you, in my...[/COLOR]

Before he says "pants", Turk cuts him off.

[COLOR="Blue"]Todd, what did we talk about when using the inuendos aroudn my wife??[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Wait until she's gone, then say it?[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]Yes, exactly, Todd. Now go away. You're inuendo's are bothering EVERYONE!![/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]In YOUR endo. Inuendo five??[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]First off, Todd, I'm a dude. Secondly, no, no high five. I've had it!![/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Aww, man. :'-( Depression five.[/COLOR]

Todd's head is down, as he slowly high-fives himself.

Back at the game.

[COLOR="MediumTurquoise"]Let's see what's on comedy central...[/COLOR]

OOC; sorry about the long dialogue in the hospital, but Cox by himself isn't as interesting, and I wanted to get some use out of the Todd's regular inuendos.


The Purple Skull 02-21-2007 09:34 PM

[QUOTE=Crimson King;4423107]Deadpool walks for for 5 minutes.

Deadpool comes back wearing this: [url]http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2026/sdasdanx0.png[/url]


Deadpool: I got my eating clothes on, let's eat![/QUOTE] [COLOR="Purple"]I'm blind! Muttley! I'm blind![/COLOR]

Race Announcer: What seems to be the problem now, Dastardly?

[COLOR="Purple"]That person is the problem! Did you not see the atrocious outfit he was wearing?! The horror! The horror of it all![/COLOR]

RA: What are you ta---

(Sees Deadpool's "eating clothes")

RA: My gosh! I'm blind!


Indigo Al 02-21-2007 09:35 PM

[IMG]http://users.sisna.com/davstock/martin.jpg[/IMG]

After his meal, Martin decided he needed to know more about this reality he was visiting (or, if he truly was in Diana's Conversion Chamber, he had to try to outwit her mindgame so he wouldn't break).

He approached Cologne. If he and his people were good at anything, it was figuring out the complex sociopolitical structures of alien cultures.

[COLOR="Green"]"Pardon me, madam. I'd like to know more about the recent history and political situation of this reality. Is there any background you could provide?"[/COLOR]


moonknight2099 02-21-2007 09:36 PM

[I]I'm starting to get worried. Usually I see Al by now. Lucky for me that a few of the other guest are in the kitchen distracting the others. Maybe if I look around I can find Al.[/I]

[I]I walk around tring not to be to conspicuous. Just then I see him. I should have known. Al is standing behind the blonde woman in white. Right behind her. I try to get his attention by clearing my throat.[/I]

  • cough*


[I]He still doesn't take his eyes off the blonde.[/I]

  • COUGH*


[I]Finally he looks up at me. I nod toward a place I think we can talk without getting to much attention. AL meets me over there.[/I]

[QUOTE]Al: "Sam that woman over there, wow. She is Va-va-voom![/QUOTE]


Eternal Torment 02-21-2007 09:42 PM

Zasamlamel appeared in the doorway of the room, brandishing Irkalla. "[FONT=System][COLOR=Red]Life is pain. The only escape is death.[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]"[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]


Guy1 02-21-2007 09:43 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4423130]"I appreciate your concern, but it will take far more than mere words to upset me." Cologne answered. "I've seen plenty of people with disrespectful attitudes. I do not let them bother me."

"Do not worry about me. I can take care of myself." Cologne continued. "However, I'd advise that you watch the other players carefully, especially after the game begins in earnest. There will be many people here who will have something to hide. It may be their role in this game, or it may be something about their personal life they'd rather not share with the rest of us. I cannot tell you much more than that."

"Well, it is approaching the time where we tell you everything you need to know about what is going on here." Cologne added, after a pause. "I suggest you pay close attention, so you'll know just what to do in the game."[/QUOTE]

Tendou nodded. "Thank you, I will."


Kevin M. 02-21-2007 09:44 PM

Fenix finished his dinner, and walked back to the kitchen is search of more beer. As walked he saw a doctor watching T.V.

"Whats on" he asked.


Eternal Torment 02-21-2007 09:56 PM

Seeing as nobody noticed his presence, Zasalamel walked into the bathroom and locked the door. He waved his hand over the mirror. It misted over, turned black and then cleared up, revealing the face of the Undertaker! "[I]Report.[/I]" "[FONT=System][COLOR=Red]The game has started. Assassinate Jubba after the first kill, and our chances of stopping the games would improve moderately.[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]" "[I]That will have to be good enough. We'll-[/I] [COLOR=Red][FONT=Book Antiqua][U][B]ONSLAUGHT[/B][/U][B] DEMANDS THAT THE ONE KNOWN AS VADER [U]DIES!!!!!!!![/U][/B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]"[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Book Antiqua][B][COLOR=Black][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Red][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]


moonknight2099 02-21-2007 09:56 PM

[I]I try to keep my voice down, and hope no one hears me.[/I] "Al what is going on here? I saw a guy come out of a wormhole, a woman fly, and I think that girl over there used magic. When is this? Where is this?"

[QUOTE]Al: "Calm down Sam. Ziggy has figured a few things out. What we know for sure is that you are not on earth anymore."[/QUOTE]

"What do you mean I'm not on earth? Where am I?"

[QUOTE]Al: "Well we're not sure yet. And we are still tring to figure out who you are. The man you switched with isn't very cooperative. Just, I don't know, mingle. I'll come back when I know more."[/QUOTE]

[I]He walks off. I see the imaging chamber door open, then shut be hind him. Now I'm on my own again. Great.[/I]

OoC: The Quote boxes are for Al, just to remind people no one but Sam can see or hear Al.


Weirdopky 02-21-2007 10:14 PM

[QUOTE=bigboi2;4423275]Fenix finished his dinner, and walked back to the kitchen is search of more beer. As walked he saw a doctor watching T.V.

"Whats on" he asked.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="Teal"]Some crappy repeats of Mad TV. God, can't people come up with something original these days? Here (passes remote), pick your poison.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=moonknight2099;4423341][I]I try to keep my voice down, and hope no one hears me.[/I] "Al what is going on here? I saw a guy come out of a wormhole, a woman fly, and I think that girl over there used magic. When is this? Where is this?"


"What do you mean I'm not on earth? Where am I?"


[I]He walks off. I see the imaging chamber door open, then shut be hind him. Now I'm on my own again. Great.[/I]

OoC: The Quote boxes are for Al, just to remind people no one but Sam can see or hear Al.[/QUOTE]

Dr. Cox looks over at the man talking to nobody, and tries to figure out who it is.

[COLOR="Teal"]My god, is that Frank Castle? The Punisher? Well, looky here, mouy (my) favorite Marvel character when I was a kid. I used to love reading about him, considering I had to get away from the drunken abusive father. Well, (unexcited tone) I guess it's sort of kinda interesting. Frank, say, would'ya like a bud? We're just flippin' through channels, tryin' to find something interesting.[/COLOR]


moonknight2099 02-21-2007 10:25 PM

"Sure, I'll take one. So what's on the T.V.? I'm sorry I didn't catch your name."


Kevin M. 02-21-2007 10:26 PM

With the remote in one hand and a beer in the other, Fenix began to switch trought the channels.

Nothing caught his intrest as he switched through chanel after chanel. Infomercials, soap opreas, and Ice Skating.

"Is thier any thrash ball on?"


Chris Lang 02-21-2007 10:37 PM

Traitor Game VII: Introduction [B]Introduction[/B]

And so the time quickly came when Darth Jubba the Sith Hutt and Cologne called together everyone that had been summoned to be players in the latest Traitor Game.


Now it was time to explain what this was all about.

Jubbafacesmall1
Darth Jubba turned to Cologne. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Oh, you explain it. You old mentor types are much better at exposition than I am.[/COLOR]"
Cologne1

The Elder Cologne. Special artwork drawn by Schornforce.

"Very well." the Chinese Amazon elder replied. She turned to address the group.

"You have all been summoned to the palace of Darth Jubba the Sith Hutt, deep in the desert of the planet Tatooine. Some of you may be familiar with his cousin Jabba the Hutt from the popular 'Star Wars' motion pictures. Darth Jubba is far more dangerous than Jabba ever was, for he has been trained by the late Emperor Palpatine in the ways of the Force. Specifically, he has been trained in the Dark Side of the Force. As if that were not bad enough, some being has given him the ability to summon things and people from other dimensions."

"I was alerted to the problem when Darth Jubba started running an interdimensional protection racket." Cologne continued. "He demanded that several businesses, including my own Chinese restaurant, pay him in gold or else something nasty was going to happen to our neighborhoods. My dimension is far from the only one he has intruded on in this fashion."

"Darth Jubba knew I was investigating these Traitor Games, so he issued me a challenge. If he wins, he gets to continue his intrusions into other dimensions. But if my side wins, he must cease and desist from interfering in the affairs of any dimension outside his own. The challenge was a Traitor Game, which all of you are now a part of."

"Darth Jubba has picked three of you as his Traitors, who he calls Imperial Stormtroopers. These three Traitors will try to murder every non-Traitor they can without being caught. It is up to the rest of you to find them and banish them."

"Excuse me," Wesley Crusher interrupted. "But how are we going to find these Traitors?"

"You can find them by careful observation." Cologne began. "But I have hired a few agents of my own to be of further assistance. These agents, who we have dubbed 'Rebel Alliance members', will send me their guesses as to the identity of a Traitor. I will show their guesses to Darth Jubba, and he will tell us if the guess is right or wrong."

"However, I see the look on your faces. Many of you believe that that isn't good enough. Darth Jubba frequently hires bounty hunters, so I have hired a Bounty Hunter as well. This Bounty Hunter will be allowed a few opportunities to kill someone he or she believes to be one of Jubba's Stormtroopers."

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Of course, you leave out the best part of THAT![/COLOR]" Darth Jubba chimed in. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Since your Bounty Hunter doesn't know who my Stormtroopers are, he or she might murder an innocent person! Ho ho ho ho![/COLOR]"

"Regretfully, that is so." Cologne replied with a sigh.

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Now, I must go. There is business to take care of. I will see you again when it's time for the first kill. Ho ho ho ho![/COLOR]" And with that, Darth Jubba exited the reception area, followed by three silent Gammorean guards.

"One more thing," Cologne added. "Occasionally, the game may be visited by an inquisitor. He is best known by the title of the Rogue Watcher. Every round, he will randomly pick one of you to plead your innocence. At any point during any voting round, he may show up and call you. So you had best be prepared to give him a good speech."

"That will be all. Feel free to talk with each other, and mingle. Just remember that some hours from now, there will be a murder. If you have any further questions, I will be happy to answer them." And with that, the Amazon elder moved off to a corner of the room.

OOC: Next, the Rules and Format notes, for easy reference.


Chris Lang 02-21-2007 10:39 PM

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/parodypics/colognebanner1.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/parodypics/jubbabanner.png[/IMG]

[B]Roles Of The Game[/B]

There are 5 distinct roles in the game:

[B]Imperial Stormtroopers[/B]: 3 people who are randomly chosen to be the traitors of the group. Their job is to kill off a person one at a time without being caught.

[B]Rebel Alliance[/B]: 2 people who are randomly chosen to scope out the traitors. Each voting round, they are allowed a guess on who they think is a traitor. If they are correct, then they must find a way to get players to vote for the traitor without revealing themselves. I will publicly acknowledge whether or not their guess was correct.

[B]Bounty Hunter[/B]: The One-Person Justice System. This person has taken justice into his or her own hands. Their job is to kill the traitor. However, it is a risk because the vigilante might end up killing an innocent victim.

[B]The Breaker[/B]: In the event of a tie in the voting round, this person will be allowed another vote in order to break the tie. This person is randomly chosen, and like the other 3 roles, cannot be revealed. If in the event the Breaker is eliminated, then someone from the current players list will be randomly chosen to be the new Breaker.

[B]Everyone Else[/B]: If you do not have any of the roles listed above, then you fall under this category. Pray you don’t get eliminated!

[B]Next Post: Game Format[/B]


Chris Lang 02-21-2007 10:41 PM

[B]Format Of The Game[/B]

[B]The Kill Aspect[/B]: This is the pattern on how the kills work.

Round 1: Traitor Kill Round 2: Traitor Kill Round 3: Vigilante Kill

We repeat this cycle until the end of the game.

[B]The Voting & Banishment Round[/B]: After every kill, all players will vote on who they think is the traitor (Note: If the round is a vigilante kill, players still have to vote on who they think is the traitor).

Voting will last 48 hours to allow all players to vote. The person with the highest amount of votes is then eliminated.

In the event of a tie, the person who is assigned the role of the Breaker will message me their additional vote to break the tie.

If the Breaker does not provide me with their tiebreaking vote, then I will provide a random vote to break the tie.

Just where the eliminated players are banished TO will be revealed a bit later.

The first kill will be Thursday at 11pm.

And that's it! Let's the games begin. Most importantly, have fun and enjoy!


The Purple Skull 02-21-2007 11:13 PM

Traitor Game Announcer*: Well race fans, or should I now say Traitor Game fans, the gauntlet has been laid. Can Cologne's team find the traitors and end Darth Jabba's pursuit of the universes? Or will Darth Jabba have his way? Who is this Bounty Hunter Cologne speaks of? And what of the Rogue Watcher? Most importantly, can the players distinguish friend from foe? Tune in now as we begin "The Traitor Game VII: A Galaxy Far, Far, Away"!

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh shut up. I've always hated it when you just ramble on. Anyway, this looks to be a most interesting game we are all in. I shall do whatever it takes to win this game (even if it mean cheating my way to victory, hahaha!). And once I am through with you losers, I shall claim my rightful place as champion of the Wacky Races.[/COLOR]

TG Announcer: Boy, way to make yourself a likely suspect, Dick.

[COLOR="Purple"]Yeah? Well why don't you shut your mouth. Maybe [I]you[/I] are the traitor![/COLOR]

TG Announcer: I'm not even part of the game!

[COLOR="Purple"]We'll see, Mr. Announcer. For now, I will see you all later. I shall begin planning on how to catch these so-called traitors. Come Muttley.[/COLOR]


  • The Race Announcer will now be known as the Traitor Game Announcer for the duration of the game.


Weirdopky 02-21-2007 11:18 PM

[QUOTE=moonknight2099;4423500]"Sure, I'll take one. So what's on the T.V.? I'm sorry I didn't catch your name."[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="Teal"]Well, now, oy'm (I'm) Doctor Perry Cox. I'm the best damn doctor at Sacred Heart Hospital.[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 02-21-2007 11:32 PM

The Rogue Watcher Report Introduction! Just then...A Flash of Lightning! The theme to Beverly Hills Cop! 'Ol Cromedome is back!

Roguewatcher

The Rogue Watcher

The Rogue Watcher!

[COLOR="Indigo"]I see another Traitor Game has been held. This time, hosted by Cologne and the one called Darth Jubba. I wonder if Immortus will be present for this one. I kind of feel bad for the guy. But anyway, I am just here to warn you all that soon and very soon, the inquisitions will begin![/COLOR]

The Rogue Watcher disappears with a puff of smoke and the theme to Top Gun.


OOC: Chris already filled you guys in on what the Rogue Watcher's role is.

Edit: Fixed Darth Jubba's name.


Kevin M. 02-21-2007 11:42 PM

"Hey you in the purple over coat, who the hell are you?" Marcus yelled at Dastardly

"And what is with the dog?"


Chris Lang 02-21-2007 11:47 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4423958]Just then...A Flash of Lightning! The theme to Beverly Hills Cop! 'Ol Cromedome is back!

The Rogue Watcher!

[COLOR="Indigo"]I see another Traitor Game has been held. This time, hosted by Cologne and the one called Darth Jabba. I wonder if Immortus will be present for this one. I kind of feel bad for the guy. But anyway, I am just here to warn you all that soon and very soon, the inquisitions will begin![/COLOR]

The Rogue Watcher disappears with a puff of smoke and the theme to Top Gun.


OOC: Chris already filled you guys in on what the Rogue Watcher's role is.[/QUOTE]

After the Rogue Watcher departed, Cologne spoke up. "I received a letter from Immortus just a few minutes ago. He is very upset right now. He says we will hear from him later when the subject of banishment comes up to say his piece."

"Who's this Immortus?" asked Wesley Crusher.

"Immortus is the ruler of Limbo, where eliminated players were sent to in most of the previous Traitor Games. However, he has become tired of Traitor Game hosts using his realm as a holding pen for eliminated players. In this letter, he says he will be here later to talk about it. He will probably show up a few hours before the first kill."

"In the meantime, I suggest that we continue with what we were doing. Mingle and get to know each other. It is important to know as much as possible about your fellow players."

Cologne headed off to the kitchen. She had heard that Dr. Cox had found a working television that somehow was able to show Earth television shows even though Tatooine, the planet they were now on, was in a galaxy far, far away from Earth. She wondered if she would be able to catch her favorite soaps.

Even Chinese Amazon elders needed to momentarily take their minds off their troubles with a little entertainment now and then.

OOC: Purple Skull, the antagonist's name is Darth Jubba, not Darth Jabba. Darth Jubba is the cousin of the better-known Jabba the Hutt.



RUMINATIONS: Ah, yes. Those 'banners' are of course parodies of the 'Whose side are you on?' banners that were popular around the time of Marvel's 'Civil War' event. Lots of people did parodies of them around the time this game occured.

I'm thankful to Schornforce for drawing all the artwork for Darth Jubba the Sith Hutt. All great stuff, there.

Start from the beginning of the re-presentation.

Part 4.


The re-presentation continues in Part 6.

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