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And now Part 9 of the Traitor Game Essentials re-presentation of Traitor Game VII: A Galaxy Far Far Away. In this installment, Dastardly sets a trap, Willow tries to do research, and Darth Jubba shows us just how nasty he can be.



darkkeeperjr 02-23-2007 09:44 AM

Vader looks at the tally board in the meeting room,a lot of votes for him. Just because his counterpart in this universe is a heartless killer.many others here could do the same things he could.also the traitors work together,one person wouldn't do the work while the other two sat on their hands.

It seems that he would join the force long before his time,Luke would be alone for a while till the heir was ready to help him rule over their star kingdom. not the son of luke either,there was another one that would take his place should he not be able to make it back. Vader thought back to the time that Luke's first born was 5 years old.So powerful was he that in a fit of rage he destroyed the palace and half of the country side,all because he wanted to go play rather than take his nap. Ever since then the force had been tainted to the point that using the force darker side could have leave you in madness. it made the other force users in his household much more careful when using the force.Anger was a quick way to enter the realm of madness. If he open his mental blocks just a little he could feel the heir in the back of his mind.The force would be with him always,so would the presence of the heir.


Joe Acro 02-23-2007 09:45 AM

When he, like everyone else, had been taken to see the newly dead Wesley Crusher, as he was apparently called, Courage became quite fearful for his life.

He rushed to the area of the building marked "LODGING" and flew into the room in the middle-right of the hallway. The master bedroom at the Bagge house is located in the same place. In his fearful state, the dog simply acted on reflex.

Courage hid under the covers, shivering in terror. Just then, he saw the man he knew as a Reptoid pass by his door. Now even more afraid, Courage jumped under the bed. The man came back and entered the room shortly thereafter, now with his human eyes removed. Courage tried his hardest not to make any noise. He hoped that in the darkness, the Reptoid would not find him.

A few minutes later, the unwanted visitor left. Courage did not know to where. But he did not feel safe. So, he decided to rejoin the group. As he passed by one of the other rooms, though, he caught the skull-chested man talking to another man, a man Courage had not seen previously.

[COLOR="Magenta"]"Huh?"[/COLOR] was what he said as he paused for a moment, staring at this strange scene. After hearing a little bit of the conversation, he scratched his head, shrugged, and continued on his way. This left him something else to ask the computer later.

As it was he knew he needed to vote for someone. He didn't know what would happen if he didn't and didn't want to find out.


moonknight2099 02-23-2007 10:43 AM

[I]Al had almost finished telling me about the other guests.[/I]

[QUOTE]Al: "Wait a minute Sam. The last guy on the list here, this Quinn. Ziggy says you and him are kind of alike. He slides through those wormholes and helps people just like you. But instead of traveling through time he goes to different universes. Amazing. It sounds like he also is tring to get back to his home."[/QUOTE]

"That's incredible. If he knows how he travels through universes maybe we could work together to figure out how to get us both home. Al this is great."

[QUOTE]Al: "Slow down Sam that might not be such a good idea. After all we don't know who the Stromtroopers are, he could be one of them. What you need to do is place your vote like the other people are doing."[/QUOTE]

"So who does Ziggy think I should vote for?"

[QUOTE]Al: "Well that's up to you Sam. The people with votes so far are Dick Dastardly and Darth Vader. Oh and someone voted for Emma, but I really don't think you should vote for her."[/QUOTE]

"And why not?"

[QUOTE]Al: "She might be able to see me, but I can also see her. Man oh man can I see her."[/QUOTE]

"All right that's enough. I'll go out there and try to figure out who to vote for. You go back and tell Ziggy my idea about me and Quinn working together to get back to our homes."

[I]I exit the room after Al has left and try to figure out who will get my vote.[/I]


Superheroic 02-23-2007 10:51 AM

[QUOTE=moonknight2099;4431829] Al: "She might be able to see me, but I can also see her. Man oh man can I see her."[/QUOTE]

OOC: Hah. If we were using Plops I'd nominate ya!


Chris Lang 02-23-2007 11:02 AM

While the rest of the guests were talking, voting, and considering their suspects, Cologne and Darth Jubba had retreated to Darth Jubba's office. There, Cologne could present Darth Jubba with the guesses without anyone seeing them.

However, everything they said was now being transmitted through the PA system, so no matter where everyone else was, they would be able to hear the conversation.

"So, the Rebel Alliance members have made their guess." Cologne told Darth Jubba. She showed him a sheet of paper with the name of the suspect written on it. "Have they guessed correctly?"

"[COLOR="Sienna"]They have guessed....WRONG! Ho ho ho ho! Better luck next time![/COLOR]" Darth Jubba chuckled.

Cologne then left the room. She had actually been surprised by the guess the Rebel Alliance members had made. It had been an interesting guess, but it was wrong.


Kevin M. 02-23-2007 11:57 AM

Marcus decided to go up stairs and take a look around. As he climbed the stairs his mind was racing with questions about the murder. Was Dastardly working alone, or did he have others helping him out? Hell, was his new friends behind the crime?

When reached the top went left down a hallway full of doors. [I]Must be the bedrooms[/I] Marcus thought

He opend the frist door he saw and entered the room. He approached the bed and sat at the end of, and began to ponder furthre about the events that took place.


The Purple Skull 02-23-2007 12:17 PM

Traitor Game Announcer: Well Traitor Game fans, it looks like the Rebel Alliance members were wrong with their guess. We can only hope this won't be a costly error on their part.

[COLOR="Purple"]The incompetent fools! If they had me on their team, they would already have the correct information on the traitors.[/COLOR]

TG Announcer: I highly doubt that. And what are you doing? Are you spying in on Cologne and Darth Jubba's private conversation?

[COLOR="Purple"]Why yes. At times like this, you need to "go the extra mile" to get the information you need. Hahaha.[/COLOR]

TG Announcer: So you're cheating? That is so like you. Must you always resort to cheating? Have you ever tried to do something in life without having to cheat?

[COLOR="Purple"]At times, I have thought about not cheating in things I have participated in. Even to the point where I thought cheating was wrong and I should give it up. But I always carry this around to keep me inspired and to continue on with my cheating ways. Hahaha.[/COLOR]

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/dast.jpg[/IMG]

TG Announcer: You never cease to amaze me, Dick.


Joe Acro 02-23-2007 12:25 PM

When Courage rushed into the group, he tried his hardest to get everyone's attention by dancing on two legs and rapidly saying, [COLOR="Magenta"]"Yabu dabu! Yabu dabu!"[/COLOR] which really doesn't mean anything.

He then made himself appear similar to the disguised Reptiod, ripped off his own skin (revealing just a skeleton), transformed into an alligator, then into a pair of evil eyes, and then back to himself, all the while making sounds like a that of a battle trumpet.

OOC: That would be a vote for [b]Martin[/b].


Superheroic 02-23-2007 02:00 PM

Evinlea watched the antics of the pink dog. "How any flea-bitten canine could be helpful in a Traitor Game is beyond even the thoughts of a Goddess. Begone!" Evinlea shooed Courage away. "Obviously this dog thinks the erstwhile Human is a Traitor. However I do not concur with that assessment. I find the voting patterns of you mortals illogical and that is what will lead to the inevitable downfall of these Traitors. All others players had best heed my advice."

"I find it curious that Dick Dastardly has not placed his vote yet. A vote for Darth Vader would break the tie between the two. Better still, Vader placed his vote on someone other than Dastardly, which would again break the tie in his favor. It could only mean that the two are working together. Since I cannot vote for both of you I will pick one of you. Dick, though traitor you may be, you amuse me, for now. Vader your lone vote against the the scantily clad bleach blonde speaks volumes to me. [B]Darth Vader[/B], you are a Traitor!"

"I will speak of this no longer!"

OOC: Actually I will speak to this no longer because I am leaving for New York to go the NY Con shortly and don't know if I will be able to post before Sunday. Good luck to all!


The Purple Skull 02-23-2007 02:11 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4432537]Evinlea watched the antics of the pink dog. "How any flea-bitten canine could be helpful in a Traitor Game is beyond even the thoughts of a Goddess. Begone!" Evinlea shooed Courage away. "Obviously this dog thinks the erstwhile Human is a Traitor. However I do not concur with that assessment. I find the voting patterns of you mortals illogical and that is what will lead to the inevitable downfall of these Traitors. All others players had best heed my advice."

"I find it curious that Dick Dastardly has not placed his vote yet. A vote for Darth Vader would break the tie between the two. Better still, Vader placed his vote on someone other than Dastardly, which would again break the tie in his favor. It could only mean that the two are working together. Since I cannot vote for both of you I will pick one of you. Dick, though traitor you may be, you amuse me, for now. Vader your lone vote against the the scantily clad bleach blonde speaks volumes to me. [B]Darth Vader[/B], you are a Traitor!"

"I will speak of this no longer!"

OOC: Actually I will speak to this no longer because I am leaving for New York to go the NY Con shortly and don't know if I will be able to post before Sunday. Good luck to all![/QUOTE] OOC: Man, lucky you. Have fun at NYCC!


Weirdopky 02-23-2007 02:25 PM

OOC; Hey, Superheroic, when are you going? I got tickets for saturday. Maybe we should chill. PM me for information.


The Purple Skull 02-23-2007 02:48 PM

BIC:

Traitor Game Announcer: Well Traitor Game fans, it looks like Dick Dastardly is ready to cast his vote. But it looks like he wants to take it a step further. What do you have up your sleeve now, Tricky Dicky?

[COLOR="Purple"]Do NOT ever call me that again! But I am glad you are curious to see what I am doing. You see, I am voting for that idiot, [B]Deadpool![/B] There is something shady with that character, and I will get to the bottom of it.

If you look above Deadpool, you can see a container that I have constructed. Inside the container is some quick dry cement.

Now listen up Muttley. When I give the signal, use your slingshot to fire this metal ball right at the container. The impact will cause the container to release the cement, trapping that red-clad fool in place! Hahaha![/COLOR]

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/dastardly.gif[/IMG]

[COLOR="Purple"]You got that Muttley?[/COLOR]

Muttley: Uh...(Starts pointing at his chest.)

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/180px-Muttley2.jpg[/IMG]

[COLOR="Purple"]What's that? You want a medal?[/COLOR]

Muttley: Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah.

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh for heaven's sake. Here[/COLOR]

(Gives Muttley a medal. Muttley begins hugging himself. If you've seen the Dick Dastardly spin-off show, you'll know what I'm talking about whenever Muttley gets a medal.)

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/Muttley2.jpg[/IMG]

[COLOR="Purple"]Enough foolishness, Deadpool is under the container. Now Muttley! Fire it![/COLOR]

(Muttley fires, but misses)

[COLOR="Purple"]Drat! You dumb-dumb! You missed![/COLOR]

(The ball Muttley fired ricochets off the wall and right into Dastardly's mouth)

[COLOR="Purple"]I’m choking! I’m choking![/COLOR]

(Dastardly begins running around frantically)

[COLOR="Purple"]Muttley! Do something![/COLOR]

(Muttley takes a giant paddle and hits Dastardly back, causing the metal ball to fly out of his mouth)

[COLOR="Purple"]Whew! Thank you Muttley.[/COLOR]

(Unfortunately, after the ball flew out of Dastardly’s mouth, it hit the container. Take a guess on who was now underneath the container?)

[COLOR="Purple"]Oh no![/COLOR]

(The cement hardens, covering all of Dick Dastardly, except for his mouth)

[COLOR="Purple"]Muttley! Get me out of this![/COLOR]

(Muttley takes a giant mallet and bashes it over Dastardly, breaking him out of the cement)

(Dizzy and hearing birds chirping) [COLOR="Purple"]Thank you. If you don’t mind, I’m going to lie down for a bit.[/COLOR]

(Hits the ground with a pretty loud thud.)

Muttley: (Snickers)

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/muttley.jpg[/IMG]


Kevin M. 02-23-2007 03:42 PM

Rising from the edge of the bed, Marcus walked back downstairs to join the others down stairs.

After mowing over the recent events, Marcus had more questions then answers. The one thing that he did figure out was that there were some trustworthy people. But others he would be best to watch.

As Marcus walked down stairs he saw young teenager entertaining a large goup of fellow players.

"Mite as well what is going on over there"

OOC: Wierdopky and Supersonic. Have a great time at the NYCC.


Eternal Torment 02-23-2007 03:49 PM

Zasalamel walked past Wesley's body. "[FONT=System][COLOR=Red]He had potential. They killed him for his telepathic powers could discern who was who.[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]"[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]


Weirdopky 02-23-2007 03:55 PM

[QUOTE=bigboi2;4432885]Rising from the edge of the bed, Marcus walked back downstairs to join the others down stairs.

After mowing over the recent events, Marcus had more questions then answers. The one thing that he did figure out was that there were some trustworthy people. But others he would be best to watch.

As Marcus walked down stairs he saw young teenager entertaining a large goup of fellow players.

"Mite as well what is going on over there"

OOC: Wierdopky and Supersonic. Have a great time at the NYCC.[/QUOTE]


Thanks man. Hopefully, I'll get to meet Bill Sienkiewicz, who drew a good portion of Moon Knight Comics, as well as meeting David Finch, who's doing the stuff for the new series. Hopefully, if all goes well, I'll also get to meet Stan "The Man" Lee himself. I'm flippin' out, and I'm getting impatient, i wish it was saturday already.


Guy1 02-23-2007 04:47 PM

After observing the scene and carefully considering his options, Tendou casted a vote in for [B]Deadpool[/B] and went back to research.


Eternal Torment 02-23-2007 04:54 PM

Zasalamel thought for a few seconds, before casting a vote for [B]Darth Vader[/B].


Crimson King 02-23-2007 06:10 PM

[QUOTE=Guy1;4433051]After observing the scene and carefully considering his options, Tendou casted a vote in for [B]Deadpool[/B] and went back to research.[/QUOTE]


Deadpool: hey, I know I'm good-looking and I seem suspicious, but I'm not Nigthcrawler. In case you were too blind, I was nailed to the floor the whole time.


Guy1 02-23-2007 06:34 PM

[QUOTE=Crimson King;4433286]Deadpool: hey, I know I'm good-looking and I seem suspicious, but I'm not Nigthcrawler. In case you were too blind, I was nailed to the floor the whole time.[/QUOTE]

"I know. I just decided to go with the last person it could be." Tendou replied.


Chris Lang 02-23-2007 06:36 PM

OOC: Voting Update

06 darkkeeperjr – Darth Vader (Crimson King, Weirdopky, Gogo Yubari, Jeff-E, Superheroic, Eternal Torment) 03 The Purple Skull -Dick Dastardly (Anthony Johanson, bigboi2, Froggy) 02 Crimson King - Deadpool (The Purple Skull, Guy1) 01 tangentman - Emma Frost (darkkeeperjr) 01 Indigo Al - Martin (Joe Acro)

Remember, you have until Saturday at 11pm to cast your vote!


Jeff-E 02-23-2007 06:58 PM

I/Quinn had been walking around all day listening to the conversations, and trying to get his timer to show something more than a series of question marks. I/He noticed some people looked normal while most were very different or at best looked like comic book characters. I/He atleast knew who the Punisher, Deadpool, and Darth Vader were. Finally I/He walked over to the Punisher, since out of the ones Quinn knows he's the most likely to be sympathetic to his situation.

"Look, Punisher, or Frank I need your help. I don't belong here. My name is Quinn, I'm from, I know this sounds crazy but I'm from a different reality"

Quinn holds up his timer

"This is my timer, it allows me to [I]slide[/I] through different dimensions, most of the time the dimensions are the same as mine with just minor social or sometimes major social changes. But never have I been to a universe where superhero's were real. I'm just a little out of my league here, so I'm asking if you can, well, if you can kind of watch out for me. Help me out if anyone comes after me, while I try to get my timer working to slide out of here back to my friends?"


Spidey-kid1 02-23-2007 06:59 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4433400]OOC: Voting Update

06 darkkeeperjr – Darth Vader (Crimson King, Weirdopky, Gogo Yubari, Jeff-E, Superheroic, Eternal Torment) 03 The Purple Skull -Dick Dastardly (Anthony Johanson, bigboi2, Froggy) 02 Crimson King - Deadpool (The Purple Skull, Guy1) 01 tangentman - Emma Frost (darkkeeperjr) 01 Indigo Al - Martin (Joe Acro)

Remember, you have until Saturday at 11pm to cast your vote![/QUOTE]

I vote for Emma Frost.


Spidey-kid1 02-23-2007 07:01 PM

Luffy used a gum gum rocket to sling himself to the top of the stairs. He grabbed the legde and used it to stop his momentum. He landed firmly on the ground and went down a hallway.


Schornforce 02-23-2007 07:10 PM

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/toughlove574.jpg[/IMG]

Wow. That poor kid. I mean, sure, annoying. But, still-- he was an innocent guy. I really feel bad that I couldn't find some useful info. to save him. Some 'net girl I am. Still, Cologne did warn us that someone had to die before the traitors could be found out.

Now I just need to work extra hard to figure out the ones responsible.

If that stupid fat slug hadn't flung the boulder away, I could've looked it over for evidence... if there even was any to be found. I thought about asking Dr. Feelbad if he would mind performing an autopsy to confirm that the death was by, y'know-- being crushed and all... as opposed to being poisoned to death and the boulder being all frameworthy.

But, I knew he was just gonna be all unhelpful and besides, Cologne told us we have to use the scenarios to try and determine the traitors... and, of course, general conversing. Therefore, big boulder, death, crushed-- pretty straightforward in this case.

Maybe motive plays a role here. I mean, true, Darth Brando over there could just order his flunkies to attack whoever he wants, but maybe there's another motive... From what I heard, Emma Frost was really ticked at the kid. She seems to be a very powerful mentalist. Maybe she has some sort of telekinetic power as well... Darn! I wish Xander were here-- he'd know.

Maybe I should go ask her. oh! Maybe she already knows! Ohmigod! What if she's reading my mind right now?!!! GET OUT OF MY-- or... maybe I'm all making with the overreacting. Besides, even though she definitely ranks in the whole 'Ooo! I'm a big bad, look at me, I'm so cool' group, she's not alone-- Heck, she's not even the most powerful. There are two god-like beings roaming around, professing to end this game or to take Huttface down. Are they being all 'protest too much' or not?

Dastardly and Deadpool claim to have been restrained, but couldn't they have snuck out, since, y'know most of us were researching and everyone else may have been ignoring them-- then snuck back to their appropriate places? Maybe, maybe not. They are really loud and crave attention. Besides, in Dastardly's case, true-- the boulder thing screamed 'Saturday morning Coyote' but after all, there didn't seem to be any catapault or other machinery lying around. Could he really have wheeled something out there, sprung the trap, hidden all the pieces of the trap AND gotten back before anyone noticed?

I don't think it's them.

Maybe I'm wrong to do this, but I have to vote for [B]Darth Vader[/B]. At least I saw that movie, so I know he's bad news either way. Plus-- hello? Force equals boulder liftiness! He could easily have pulled a Dig Dug and dropped a boulder on that poor kid. Oh! And the whole 'not the droids you're looking for' mind trick thing-- he SO could have lured the kid out of the crowd and away from safety.

Plus, hey, the whole Sithiness thing he and Jibba-Jubba share. If I were to think anyone would team with him, it would be the big bad of Star Wars.

I want to be as sure as I can, so I'm back to the 'net. If need be, I'll try and find a secluded place to try a spell, but hopefully I can scrounge up what I need back in the library.



Hm... On the way to the library, I got to thinking about some things I overheard Darth Vader talking about. Yeah, he says he's from a different Star Wars, and he could be all about the truth, but he hasn't really won any confidence from anyone. And, really, where's the proof? He said he hasn't shown any telekinetic powers, but really, he hasn't shown anyone anything...

I found Deadpool and whispered to him "Hey, I heard that Darth Vader guy said there was NO way you could hit him with all the tomatoes from the neverending refrigerator... he said he'd heard your skills were all talk-- no finesse."


Chris Lang 02-23-2007 07:44 PM

At that point, Darth Jubba's voice spoke over the PA system. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Come to the entertainment center. I have something I need to show you.[/COLOR]"

Cologne turned to the players nearby. "We had best do what he says. I am sure that what he has to show us is something very, very important."

Soon, the players were assembled in the Entertainment Center of Darth Jubba's palace. In the corner, the Max Rebo Band was playing a lively tune. The musicians abrubtly stopped playing with Darth Jubba spoke.

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/Jubbafacesmall1.jpg[/IMG] "[COLOR="Sienna"]Most of you have voted this round.[/COLOR]", Darth Jubba began. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Good for you. It'd be a shame if you didn't vote. Cologne told me about a previous Traitor Game where a lot of players not only did not vote, but did not participate at all. So far, only one of you has failed to participate. I hope he will participate after seeing what happens now.[/COLOR]"

Darth Jubba's gaze turned toward Kenny McCormick, who was standing before Darth Jubba wearing a heavy ball and chain. The orange parka-clad South Park resident appeared unable to move, and clearly terrified.

"[COLOR="Sienna"]You were introduced to Kenny McCormick early on, but he has not done anything in the game at all. So I have chosen him to use as an example. Watch carefully, and you'll see what happens to those who do not participate.[/COLOR]"

With that, Darth Jubba raised his hand, and yelled "[COLOR="Sienna"]BOSSKA![/COLOR]"

A trap door opened under Kenny McCormick, and he fell into a pit. The trap door closed, but gaps in the trap door allowed everyone to see what was happening below. Kenny was staring at something nearby, and shaking in mortal fear. He looked much like a deer frozen by the glare of headlights.

"It's the Rancor." Cologne said grimly. "The poor lad is done for."

Several of the group wished to interfere, but Darth Jubba sent a few warning bolts of Force lightning in their direction. So they could only watch as the Rancor snatched its helpless prey in its mouth and began chewing.

Suddenly, there was a loud bellow of pain from the pit. The group looked down, to see the Rancor stumbling back and forth. Finally, the Rancor fell over on its side with a loud crash. Vomit spewed out of its mouth. The vomit had pieces of an orange parka mixed in with it.

A fat man rushed to the Rancor's side, looked at it, and began sobbing uncontrollably. Littlebit Fortuna, Darth Jubba's butler, looked at the scene from above, and said "Omigod! Kenny killed the Rancor!"

The fat man in the pit then screamed "YOU BASTARD!"

Darth Jubba looked a bit disturbed by this turn of events. "[COLOR="Sienna"]It appears my Rancor was violently allergic to that orange coat Kenny McCormick was wearing. No matter. I can dispose of non-participant players without the Rancor. I will simply have my Imperial Stormtroopers do the dirty work. [/COLOR]"

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Remember, if you do not participate for three consecutive rounds, you will come to a most unpleasant end. I will see you later.[/COLOR]" And with that, Darth Jubba and Littlebit Fortuna left the room. The Max Rebo Band then resumed playing music as if nothing had happened.

Cologne then turned to the group. "It is good that almost all of you have participated in some way. But there is one of you we have not heard anything from since we first arrived. I do hope Matches Malone speaks up soon. Hopefully, this warning will be sufficient."

"You can all go back to what you were doing. Just keep in mind Jubba's warning."


Kevin M. 02-23-2007 08:24 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4433711]At that point, Darth Jubba's voice spoke over the PA system. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Come to the entertainment center. I have something I need to show you.[/COLOR]"

Cologne turned to the players nearby. "We had best do what he says. I am sure that what he has to show us is something very, very important."

Soon, the players were assembled in the Entertainment Center of Darth Jubba's palace. In the corner, the Max Rebo Band was playing a lively tune. The musicians abrubtly stopped playing with Darth Jubba spoke.

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/Jubbafacesmall1.jpg[/IMG] "[COLOR="Sienna"][COLOR="Sienna"]Most of you have voted this round.[/COLOR]", Darth Jubba began. "Good for you. It'd be a shame if you didn't vote. Cologne told me about a previous Traitor Game where a lot of players not only did not vote, but did not participate at all. So far, only one of you has failed to participate. I hope he will participate after seeing what happens now.[/COLOR]"

Darth Jubba's gaze turned toward Kenny McCormick, who was standing before Darth Jubba wearing a heavy ball and chain. The orange parka-clad South Park resident appeared unable to move, and clearly terrified.

"[COLOR="Sienna"]You were introduced to Kenny McCormick early on, but he has not done anything in the game at all. So I have chosen him to use as an example. Watch carefully, and you'll see what happens to those who do not participate.[/COLOR]"

With that, Darth Jubba raised his hand, and yelled "[COLOR="Sienna"]BOSSKA![/COLOR]"

A trap door opened under Kenny McCormick, and he fell into a pit. The trap door closed, but gaps in the trap door allowed everyone to see what was happening below. Kenny was staring at something nearby, and shaking in mortal fear. He looked much like a deer frozen by the glare of headlights.

"It's the Rancor." Cologne said grimly. "The poor lad is done for."

Several of the group wished to interfere, but Darth Jubba sent a few warning bolts of Force lightning in their direction. So they could only watch as the Rancor snatched its helpless prey in its mouth and began chewing.

Suddenly, there was a loud bellow of pain from the pit. The group looked down, to see the Rancor stumbling back and forth. Finally, the Rancor fell over on its side with a loud crash. Vomit spewed out of its mouth. The vomit had pieces of an orange parka mixed in with it.

A fat man rushed to the Rancor's side, looked at it, and began sobbing uncontrollably. Littlebit Fortuna, Darth Jubba's butler, looked at the scene from above, and said "Omigod! Kenny killed the Rancor!"

The fat man in the pit then screamed "YOU BASTARD!"

Darth Jubba looked a bit disturbed by this turn of events. "[COLOR="Sienna"]It appears my Rancor was violently allergic to that orange coat Kenny McCormick was wearing. No matter. I can dispose of non-participant players without the Rancor. I will simply have my Imperial Stormtroopers do the dirty work. [/COLOR]"

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Remember, if you do not participate for three consecutive rounds, you will come to a most unpleasant end. I will see you later.[/COLOR]" And with that, Darth Jubba and Littlebit Fortuna left the room. The Max Rebo Band then resumed playing music as if nothing had happened.

Cologne then turned to the group. "It is good that almost all of you have participated in some way. But there is one of you we have not heard anything from since we first arrived. I do hope Matches Malone speaks up soon. Hopefully, this warning will be sufficient."

"You can all go back to what you were doing. Just keep in mind Jubba's warning."[/QUOTE]

Shaking his head Marcus walked back to the kitchen and grabed a case of beer, and a trukey sandwich from the fridge. He then proceeded to the TV and flip through the chanels.

" I should be overwhlemed by all this, but I am not" Marcus said to himeself. Hell this was some the sanist things he had seen in the past few weeks.

" OH well lets see what on"


moonknight2099 02-23-2007 08:46 PM

[I]After leaving my room I hear Quinn ask for my help. I know Al and Ziggy think it's a bad idea to talk to him. But it wouldn't be the first time I didn't listen to them.[/I]

"Sure Quinn I can look out for you. You say your timer there, doesn't work. Uh most people don't know this about me but I know a thing or two about quantum physics. Maybe you could explain exactly how that device lets you slide through dimentions. I might even be able to help you, if you don't mind. I may be able to come up with some theories you might have missed."

"Oh and I think you maybe right, [B]Darth Vader [/B]looks guilty to me."


Schornforce 02-23-2007 08:49 PM

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"Oh, God! That was horrible!"

I couldn't believe there'd be another murder... and so soon. Another kid, too! That Jubba is the sickest cookie that I can think of-- even worse than that Oreo Xander found under the dissection table in biology class!

Man, I don't know how much of this I can take. I mean, yeah, Sunnydale wasn't all laughs and lollipops, but when stuff like this happens, the Scooby gang would saddle up and kick butt, thus saving the day and at least curbing the death toll.

I never thought I'd think this-- but I feel so helpless. If I let loose with the magicks, I could doom us all... especially since someone more powerful than me is on Jubba's side-- what with the dimension hopping and all. Ooo! Maybe he's got a vengeance demon working with him! I remember Anya said a bunch of stuff about alternate universes and stuff. Oh well, I guess I need to get to researchin.' Who knows? Maybe this time we'll get lucky and find an important clue.

Oh! I almost forgot-- what with all the corpses and vomit... Before I get back to research central, I should keep an eye on Deadpool and see if my plan worked-- hopefully so, but that guy is total Bellvue. I don't want him to cause any real trouble.


Kevin M. 02-23-2007 09:03 PM

After a few beers and couple of hundred surfed chanels, Marucs decided to go back outside and into the library. Hell mite as well help out with this whole thing. It also helped that wanted to help catch who ever was running around.

As he reached the libray, he decided to join in on a group of players. Maybe he could help them.


Crimson King 02-23-2007 09:57 PM

Deadpool comes back dressed as Santa.

Deadpool: hey kids! Don't mind me. I'm just gather corpses for your presents. [B]And if you tell a single soul I'll add you to the pile[B][/B][/B]


Guy1 02-23-2007 10:01 PM

[QUOTE=Schornforce;4433936][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/toughlove576.jpg[/IMG]

"Oh, God! That was horrible!"

I couldn't believe there'd be another murder... and so soon. Another kid, too! That Jubba is the sickest cookie that I can think of-- even worse than that Oreo Xander found under the dissection table in biology class!

Man, I don't know how much of this I can take. I mean, yeah, Sunnydale wasn't all laughs and lollipops, but when stuff like this happens, the Scooby gang would saddle up and kick butt, thus saving the day and at least curbing the death toll.

I never thought I'd think this-- but I feel so helpless. If I let loose with the magicks, I could doom us all... especially since someone more powerful than me is on Jubba's side-- what with the dimension hopping and all. Ooo! Maybe he's got a vengeance demon working with him! I remember Anya said a bunch of stuff about alternate universes and stuff. Oh well, I guess I need to get to researchin.' Who knows? Maybe this time we'll get lucky and find an important clue.

Oh! I almost forgot-- what with all the corpses and vomit... Before I get back to research central, I should keep an eye on Deadpool and see if my plan worked-- hopefully so, but that guy is total Bellvue. I don't want him to cause any real trouble.[/QUOTE]

"Grandmother said this: If you wish it to be so, luck will always be on your side. Come on, let's work together on this." Tendou said as he walked up Willow.


Schornforce 02-23-2007 10:12 PM

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"Okay, sure, Tendou. Sorry, I'm a bit wigged by, y'know, the sudden influx of death."

I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about getting Deadpool to try and pelt Darth Vader with tomatoes. He's just too, well... crazy.

"Let's head back to the library. Maybe there'll be some record on past traitor games. If we could find similarities between the past ones and their traitors, it could totally help us figure out who the most likely candidates are in this 'game'!"

OOC: I'm out again tonight. Willow's researchin' till morning. :)


Guy1 02-23-2007 10:15 PM

[QUOTE=Schornforce;4434159][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Will.jpg[/IMG]

"Okay, sure, Tendou. Sorry, I'm a bit wigged by, y'know, the sudden influx of death."

I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about getting Deadpool to try and pelt Darth Vader with tomatoes. He's just too, well... crazy.

"Let's head back to the library. Maybe there'll be some record on past traitor games. If we could find similarities between the past ones and their traitors, it could totally help us figure out who the most likely candidates are in this 'game'!"

OOC: I'm out again tonight. Willow's researchin' till morning. :)[/QUOTE]

"I understand. I myself have been surrounded by frequent death as a Rider. I'll do what I can to help the research." Tendou said.


Kevin M. 02-23-2007 10:16 PM

With nothing happening, Marcus looked over to see Tendo talking to Willo.

"You have any ideas?" Marcus asked


Schornforce 02-23-2007 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=bigboi2;4434175]With nothing happening, Marcus looked over to see Tendo talking to Willo.

"You have any ideas?" Marcus asked[/QUOTE]

"Oh, just more research. We need as many clues as we can possibly dig up. If you'd like to help, feel free to follow us."


Kevin M. 02-23-2007 10:28 PM

[QUOTE=Schornforce;4434191]"Oh, just more research. We need as many clues as we can possibly dig up. If you'd like to help, feel free to follow us."[/QUOTE]

" Sure, lead the way" Marcus said.


Froggy 02-23-2007 10:32 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4433711]At that point, Darth Jubba's voice spoke over the PA system. "[COLOR="Sienna"]Come to the entertainment center. I have something I need to show you.[/COLOR]"

Cologne turned to the players nearby. "We had best do what he says. I am sure that what he has to show us is something very, very important."

Soon, the players were assembled in the Entertainment Center of Darth Jubba's palace. In the corner, the Max Rebo Band was playing a lively tune. The musicians abrubtly stopped playing with Darth Jubba spoke.

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/Jubbafacesmall1.jpg[/IMG] "[COLOR="Sienna"][COLOR="Sienna"]Most of you have voted this round.[/COLOR]", Darth Jubba began. "Good for you. It'd be a shame if you didn't vote. Cologne told me about a previous Traitor Game where a lot of players not only did not vote, but did not participate at all. So far, only one of you has failed to participate. I hope he will participate after seeing what happens now.[/COLOR]"

Darth Jubba's gaze turned toward Kenny McCormick, who was standing before Darth Jubba wearing a heavy ball and chain. The orange parka-clad South Park resident appeared unable to move, and clearly terrified.

"[COLOR="Sienna"]You were introduced to Kenny McCormick early on, but he has not done anything in the game at all. So I have chosen him to use as an example. Watch carefully, and you'll see what happens to those who do not participate.[/COLOR]"

With that, Darth Jubba raised his hand, and yelled "[COLOR="Sienna"]BOSSKA![/COLOR]"

A trap door opened under Kenny McCormick, and he fell into a pit. The trap door closed, but gaps in the trap door allowed everyone to see what was happening below. Kenny was staring at something nearby, and shaking in mortal fear. He looked much like a deer frozen by the glare of headlights.

"It's the Rancor." Cologne said grimly. "The poor lad is done for."

Several of the group wished to interfere, but Darth Jubba sent a few warning bolts of Force lightning in their direction. So they could only watch as the Rancor snatched its helpless prey in its mouth and began chewing.

Suddenly, there was a loud bellow of pain from the pit. The group looked down, to see the Rancor stumbling back and forth. Finally, the Rancor fell over on its side with a loud crash. Vomit spewed out of its mouth. The vomit had pieces of an orange parka mixed in with it.

A fat man rushed to the Rancor's side, looked at it, and began sobbing uncontrollably. Littlebit Fortuna, Darth Jubba's butler, looked at the scene from above, and said "Omigod! Kenny killed the Rancor!"

The fat man in the pit then screamed "YOU BASTARD!"

Darth Jubba looked a bit disturbed by this turn of events. "[COLOR="Sienna"]It appears my Rancor was violently allergic to that orange coat Kenny McCormick was wearing. No matter. I can dispose of non-participant players without the Rancor. I will simply have my Imperial Stormtroopers do the dirty work. [/COLOR]"

"[COLOR="Sienna"]Remember, if you do not participate for three consecutive rounds, you will come to a most unpleasant end. I will see you later.[/COLOR]" And with that, Darth Jubba and Littlebit Fortuna left the room. The Max Rebo Band then resumed playing music as if nothing had happened.

Cologne then turned to the group. "It is good that almost all of you have participated in some way. But there is one of you we have not heard anything from since we first arrived. I do hope Matches Malone speaks up soon. Hopefully, this warning will be sufficient."

"You can all go back to what you were doing. Just keep in mind Jubba's warning."[/QUOTE]

"YOU MONSTER!" Shouted a horrified goku at Jubba. I hope we make him pay!


Weirdopky 02-23-2007 11:47 PM

[COLOR="Teal"]Woah-ho-ho, there. What's with all the killin', tubbo? And kids, nonetheless? I'm no big fan of that show "South Park," but did ya really have to make an example of the poor incomprehensible kid? Jeez. yenyway (anyway), I guess it looks like I should dyooo (do) something. I'm off to check out some of those books that everyone was looking at.[/COLOR]


Crimson King 02-24-2007 12:36 AM

[QUOTE=Froggy;4434235]"YOU MONSTER!" Shouted a horrified goku at Jubba. I hope we make him pay![/QUOTE]

Deadpool: No need to make him pay. I have that thing's wallet right here. Too bad all it has is colored paper. I've tried burning it, ripping it and cutting them to pieces. Burning seems to be the best way.


Indigo Al 02-24-2007 01:39 AM

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[COLOR="Green"]"[B]Teen Goku[/B] is my vote."[/COLOR] said Martin, with his reverberating alien voice. He chose not to elaborate further.

He then gave Courage a cold, hard stare through his sun goggles. An involuntary sneezing reflex kicked in, and with a vicious hiss, Martin revealed his long reptilian tongue to the pink dog:


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RUMINATIONS: Ah, Martin scaring that pink dog with his true lizard face became something of a running gag in this game.

And so here we have Darth Jubba doing an act of pointless cruelty just to show what a mean sort he is. Even though the one he is cruel to (namely Kenny) is known for always coming back, it's still pretty mean. In any case, I wanted to establish that he's every bit as twisted as his cousin, and perhaps even more so. I didn't think it would do to just limit him to Offstage Villainy. We'll be seeing more of him in action as the game progresses.

But of course we also get some wonderful comic relief from The Purple Skull, and we'll be seeing more of that as the game progresses, too.

Previous Pages of Traitor Game VII: Page One, Page Two, Page Three, Page Four, Page Five, Page Six, Page Seven, Page Eight.

The re-presentation continues in Page Ten.

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