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And now Part 18 of the Traitor Game Essentials re-presentation of Traitor Game VI: Back to Basics. In this installments, lots of craziness ensues as each of the characters comes up with some bizarre ways of dealing with their robotic opponents.




Schornforce 01-29-2007 06:59 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4313032]OOC: Glad to see you're still with us, Schornforce. Looks like we can't keep Meowth down for long. :) Loved the motto. [/QUOTE]

OOC: Thanks! I really am having a lot of fun with this. I just can't wait to see 'whodunnit.'


Indigo Al 01-29-2007 09:07 PM

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Three Doombots advanced towards Prez, ready to beat him with their metal fists, or slice him with lasers if need be.

The teen President didn't flinch. He raised his hand and said [COLOR="Red"]"hold it!"[/COLOR]

The doombots looked at each other, somewhat puzzled.

Doombot 1: [COLOR="Olive"]"But...we're under orders to kill you...Mr. President." [/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]"Brother, you got that tyrant up there telling you what to do, ordering you around, treating you like a slave, turning your brother robots into scrap metal for so much as looking at him funny...are you happy with that? Are you gonna stand for that? All it takes is one man - er - robot to create radical, peaceful change. Are you ever gonna be [I]free[/I]?" [/COLOR]answered Prez

The Doombots looked at each other again....

Doombot 1: [COLOR="olive"]"Always ordering us around...."[/COLOR] Doombot 2 (in mocking tone): [COLOR="olive"]"Bah...worthless minion do this....Bah! .... worthless minion, do THAT...."[/COLOR] Doombot 3: [COLOR="olive"]"Always - ALWAYS hurting my feelings...."[/COLOR] Doombot 1:[COLOR="Olive"] "I need a hug..."[/COLOR]

The Doombots came together, hugging each other, electronic sobs coming from their armor plated faces. After 5 full minutes, Prez wasn't sure how to proceed....

[COLOR="red"]"Uh, very good, guys, let it all out. Don't be afraid to be in touch with your feelings"[/COLOR] said Prez. [COLOR="red"] "Let's turn this breakthrough into some righteous action. Take a seat on the floor - we're gonna stage a sit-in!"[/COLOR]

Prez suddenly whipped out a guitar, and joined them on the floor.

[COLOR="Red"]"On the count of three.....one.....two....three:" [/COLOR] and they all sang in chorus...

[COLOR="Sienna"][I]Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya Oh lord, kumbayaaaaaaa . [/I][/COLOR]

After many refrains, Prez added his own twist, under his breath [COLOR="Red"]"I'mstillvotingfor[B]Jaaade[/B], lord, kum baaaa yaaaaaaaaaaa."[/COLOR]


Chris Lang 01-29-2007 09:18 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4312370][COLOR="Green"]Welcome to the Victor Von Doom Recreational Facilities! I hope you all enjoy the recreational activity planned for today.[/COLOR]

With a snap of his fingers, hordes of Doombots surround the group.

[COLOR="Green"]This activity is simple. [B][U]Engage in combat with the Doombots and survive.[/U][/B] I shall see you all, hopefully, at the next banishment. Have fun! HAHAHAHAHA![/COLOR]

Spider-Man: Well this certainly sucks….[/QUOTE]

Ukyo was looking forward to this, and so, she suspected, were many of her fellow 'guests' at Castle Doom. Had Doom seen the part of her letter talking about how everyone was getting restless, or had he come up with this idea on his own?

It didn't matter. What mattered was now everyone could SHOW what they could do, rather than just tell. It was the good straight fight so many of them had been waiting for.

Up until now, Ukyo had been the polite guest in Dr. Doom's castle. She had been careful not to damage their host's furnishings or mechanical devices. But now the gloves were off. She needed to take out her anger on something, and it might as well be these Doombots.

Two Doombots charged at her, aiming laser weapons. She leaped out of the way, and they shot each other. [I]Oldest trick in the book[/I], Ukyo thought to herself as she landed on her feet, in the midst of other Doombots.

She swung her battle spatula in a great arc, knocking aside each of the surrounding Doombots. Quickly, she prepared a flour bomb, and tossed it at the closest of the Doombots. A huge cloud of flour filled the air, confusing the Doombots. She then quickly whapped them with her battle spatula, sending one crashing into the other.

Three more Doombots approached. She threw her throwing spatulas at them. The first one was hit directly in the chest. The second had a throwing spatula embedded in its right arm, and the third was desperately trying to pull a throwing spatula out of its metallic throat, which was emitting sparks. Ukyo brought down her battle spatula on all of them, several times in rapid succession. Soon the trio of Doombots was lying at her feet, smashed, smoking, and lifeless.

After retrieving the throwing spatulas, Ukyo turned to face the next wave of Doombots that had come to attack her. This time, she decided to use some of her adhesive butter. She threw it on the floor in front of her. The Doombots approaching attempted to slow down, but their momentum was too much. Soon they had stepped right in the butter, which greatly reduced their speed.

Again, Ukyo swung her spatula at them, smashing them to pieces. "This one's for Meowth!" she cried, sending one Doombot crashing headfirst into another's midsection.

The last remaining Doombot stuck in the butter spoke. "Wait a minute! We had nothing to do with it! Why are you punishing US for something the Doom Squad did?"

"You work for the same boss. And he's indirectly responsible for ALL the bad things that have happened around here!" Ukyo explained.

"Oh, sure! Now it's 'guilt by association'!" the Doombot exclaimed irritably. "I just WORK for the guy, I don't CARE what his Doom Squad does or which universe he decides to invade next! I've got problems of my own! Did you know that the last three times Doombot 666999 left the repair shop, they got his number plate on upside down? I'M the real Doombot 999666, but now people are always getting us confused! I'm not even sure the Master knows which of us is which!"

"What do you expect ME to do about it?" asked Ukyo.

"You COULD go to Master Doom and tell him his mechanics keep making the same mistake over and ov..." Doombot 999666 never got to finish the sentence, for at that point, a piece of a Doombot shattered by one of the others (Ukyo was not sure who) impaled Doombot 999666 from behind.

[I]Just as well[/I], Ukyo thought to herself. [I]You didn't come here to hear these robots go on about their problems. You came here for a fight![/I]

She quickly resumed the battle. A number of Doombots had already been destroyed or disabled by Ukyo and her fellow guests, but there was still no shortage of opponents.


The Purple Skull 01-29-2007 09:19 PM

[QUOTE=Indigo Al;4313612][IMG]http://rzero.com/books/Prez1-logo.gif[/IMG]

Three Doombots advanced towards Prez, ready to beat him with their metal fists, or slice him with lasers if need be.

The teen President didn't flinch. He raised his hand and said [COLOR="Red"]"hold it!"[/COLOR]

The doombots looked at each other, somewhat puzzled.

Doombot 1: [COLOR="Olive"]"But...we're under orders to kill you...Mr. President." [/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]"Brother, you got that tyrant up there telling you what to do, ordering you around, treating you like a slave, turning your brother robots into scrap metal for so much as looking at him funny...are you happy with that? Are you gonna stand for that? All it takes is one man - er - robot to create radical, peaceful change. Are you ever gonna be [I]free[/I]?" [/COLOR]answered Prez

The Doombots looked at each other again....

Doombot 1: [COLOR="olive"]"Always ordering us around...."[/COLOR] Doombot 2 (in mocking tone): [COLOR="olive"]"Bah...worthless minion do this....Bah! .... worthless minion, do THAT...."[/COLOR] Doombot 3: [COLOR="olive"]"Always - ALWAYS hurting my feelings...."[/COLOR] Doombot 1:[COLOR="Olive"] "I need a hug..."[/COLOR]

The Doombots came together, hugging each other, electronic sobs coming from their armor plated faces. After 5 full minutes, Prez wasn't sure how to proceed....

[COLOR="red"]"Uh, very good, guys, let it all out. Don't be afraid to be in touch with your feelings"[/COLOR] said Prez. [COLOR="red"] "Let's turn this breakthrough into some righteous action. Take a seat on the floor - we're gonna stage a sit-in!"[/COLOR]

Prez suddenly whipped out a guitar, and joined them on the floor.

[COLOR="Red"]"On the count of three.....one.....two....three:" [/COLOR] and they all sang in chorus...

[COLOR="Sienna"][I]Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya Oh lord, kumbayaaaaaaa . [/I][/COLOR]

After many refrains, Prez added his own twist, under his breath [COLOR="Red"]"I'mstillvotingfor[B]Jaaade[/B], lord, kum baaaa yaaaaaaaaaaa."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] OOC: Great stuff!


Weirdopky 01-29-2007 11:37 PM

[COLOR="Navy"]You've gotta be freakin' kiddin' me. The one time you can get away with destroy crap in this place without being called a traitor, and I've already been falsely banished. You guys really suck, ya know that? I'm here with a bunch of fools and a talkin' cat. No offense, cat, but you're antics are gettin' on my nerves.[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 01-30-2007 12:23 AM

[QUOTE= Angry Moon Knight]You've gotta be freakin' kiddin' me. The one time you can get away with destroy crap in this place without being called a traitor, and I've already been falsely banished. You guys really suck, ya know that? I'm here with a bunch of fools and a talkin' cat. No offense, cat, but you're antics are gettin' on my nerves.[/QUOTE]

Seeing the masked vigilante vent out like he did, Dr. Doom decided to do something about.

[COLOR="Green"]So, your whining escapades continue, Moon Knight? You are one sore loser, my friend. Well since you have been wanting to hit since your banishment, I shall give you and all your Limbo friends there a little treat.[/COLOR]

With a snap of fingers a new horde of Specially Designed Doombots*** surround the Limbo group.

[COLOR="Green"]Enjoy....HAHAHAHA![/COLOR]

Immortus: [COLOR="SlateGray"][B]Great. Just great. You all just better clean up when you are finished![/B][/COLOR]


      • The Doombots are specially designed because they can interact with the souls of Limbo.


OOC: I just couldn't leave the eliminated players out on the fun. Now all banished and killed players can participate in the Limbo version of the Doombot exercise. Have fun!


The Purple Skull 01-30-2007 12:49 AM

The Rogue Watcher Report! A Flash of Lightning! The Theme to Beverly Hills Cop! Arriving at the WRONG time is....

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/th69452_uatu_122_471lo.jpg[/IMG]

the Rogue Watcher!

[COLOR="Indigo"]I have returned. And as you can see, Donald is not with me at the moment. I have grown tired of his constant whining so I sent him to a therapist. Anyway, I have----HEY! Why isn't anyone listening to me?[/COLOR]

Ukyo: Well, we are kind of busy at the moment.

Spider-Man: Yeah, what with these Doombots trying to...you know...kill us. And us trying to...well...survive. You kinda came at the wrong time.

Prez Rickard: From the top....KUMBAYA, My Lord. KUMBAYAAAAAA!

[COLOR="Indigo"]I see. Well in that case, I shall make this quick....[/COLOR]

Just then, 3 Doombots advance towards the Rogue Watcher.

[COLOR="Indigo"]You 3 have made a cataclysmic mistake...[/COLOR]

In a rare badass moment, the Rogue Watcher disposes the 3 Doombots:

The first Doombot falls victim to a Chuck Norris special. One roundhouse kick later, and the bot's block is knocked off.

The second Doombot tries to use ninja-style tactics. However, the Rogue Watcher reads the attack and employs a maneuver he learned from the ancient Watchers in his home planet, he hands the Doombot...a banana? But it wasn't a banana.....it was a bomb! The bomb explodes destroying the Doombot.

Finally, the third Doombot is struck by the Rogue Watcher's flash of lightning, stunning it. From there, the Rogue Watcher attaches his IPod into the bot's auditory system. 10 seconds of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" is all the Doombot can handle before exploding.

[COLOR="Indigo"]Now, before I was rudely interrupted, [U][SIZE="3"]Beta Ray Bill![/SIZE][/U] You are next to plead your case. Once you are finished with your exercise, you must take the stand![/COLOR]







[size="1"][B]::ZrRrRtTt::[/B][/size]

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Chris Lang 01-30-2007 12:51 AM

Ukyo turned to see how the others were doing. So far, it seemed everyone was doing well. Dr. Strange had opened a few portals, through which a few Doombots had fallen. Where those portals led, only Dr. Strange knew, and Ukyo wasn't sure she wanted to ask. Jade had taken out a few Doombots with a water-electricity combination attack.

Prez, meanwhile, had managed to talk three Doombots into staging a sit-in with him. The sight of Prez and the three Doombots sitting there in the corner of the room singing 'Kumbaya' had to be one of the strangest sights Ukyo had seen here at Castle Doom. And yet, she was impressed. Prez had managed to remove three Doombots from the battle without physical violence.

She wondered how the other 'ordinary humans' like Jeff and Columbo would handle this confrontation. She wasn't worried about James Bond. Dr. Strange had mentioned that Bond was well-known for his use of gadgets, so the spy would certainly be able to handle the Doombots.

A few more Doombots charged at her. Ukyo decided to employ another attack, the rubber yakisoba attack. She lashed out with strings of rubber yakisoba noodles, causing four Doombots to become hopelessly tangled up in tough yellow rope-like strands. She finished them off with her battle spatula, and turned to see what came next.

She was confronted by another Doombot. She noted a number plate. It read 'Doombot 999666'. "Wait a minute. Didn't you already get taken out a few minutes ago?" she asked.

"I'm Doombot 666999. The mechanic put my number plate on upside down again." the Doombot replied. "It really drives Doombot 999666 nuts. How badly is he damaged, by the way?"

"He got hit from behind with a piece of another Doombot. I think he'll be as good as new once the mechanic gets that piece out of his back." Ukyo told the Doombot.

"Pity. I was hoping I was finally rid of him." Doombot 666999 replied. "Well, maybe he'll finally be rid of me. I guess you're going to destroy me now."

"I'll leave you alone if you leave me alone. Okay?" Ukyo offered. She didn't really want to be dragged into some feud that really was none of her business.

"You mean it?" Doombot 666999 asked. After Ukyo nodded, the Doombot bounded away joyfully.

"I made it without getting smashed! I'm alive! I'm ALIVE!"

Doombot 666999 was so ecstatic that he did not look where he was going, and tripped over the burning remains of several Doombots.

"I'm ALLLIII..." [SIZE="4"]BOOM![/SIZE]

Ukyo watched as Doombot 666999 tripped and landed on the burning Doombots, one of which had chosen just that moment to explode. Parts of Doombot 666999 went flying.

Ukyo sighed. She turned her attention to the other Doombots.

Then, much to her surprise, the Rogue Watcher showed up. After she apologized to him for not paying attention to his initial speech, she saw the way he handled the Doombots who had attacked him. She almost felt sorry for those Doombots.

It appeared that even in the midst of this exercise, the Rogue Watcher would still be doing his duty. She wondered what Beta Ray Bill would say in his defense. In the meantime, however, she still had the Doombots to deal with.


Jeff-E 01-30-2007 12:51 AM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4312370][SIZE="5"][B]SPECIAL ACTIVITY[/B][/SIZE]


With the voting period well underway, Dr. Doom makes a surprising reappearance. It looked as if the Latverian Monarch had something sinister planned for the group.

[COLOR="Green"]I believe the last time we gathered, I told you all to keep your eyes peeled for a special little exercise you must all participate in. I also said that I would make examples out of all of my foolish Doombots. Well I have decided to kill two birds with one stone. Meet me in the room down the hall.[/COLOR]

A few minutes later…

[COLOR="Green"]Welcome to the Victor Von Doom Recreational Facilities! I hope you all enjoy the recreational activity planned for today.[/COLOR]

With a snap of his fingers, hordes of Doombots surround the group.

[COLOR="Green"]This activity is simple. [B][U]Engage in combat with the Doombots and survive.[/U][/B] I shall see you all, hopefully, at the next banishment. Have fun! HAHAHAHAHA![/COLOR]

Spider-Man: Well this certainly sucks….


OOC: Time to get creative! It you versus the Doombots! Show us how you dispose of Dr. Doom’s robot army. Don’t be too greedy. There’s plenty of Doombots for everyone to destroy.

Since the next banishment isn’t until Wednesday, I decided to add this sub-plot so you guys have something to do to pass the time. All I ask is that you do your voting first before you partake in this mini-game.

Have fun![/QUOTE]

I looked around seeing all the doombots finally I shouted (remember my teenage years were spent in the 90's):

"[SIZE="6"]MORTAL KOMBAT[/SIZE] dada dada du du dadada da FIGHT dada dada du du dadada da da" (making techno noises to the best of my ability)

I charged a Doombot and punched it as hard as I could, I think I heard something snap in my hand.

"OWWWW OWWWWWWWW DAMAGE, ok thats it, now I'm ticked I hate it when I get hammered and think I can punch through anything"

OoC- True story, I once got drunk and put my head through a cinderblock. why tell you all that?

BiC- My hand hurt really bad, and I think something was broken, so I leaned back and headbutted the Doombot I had foolishly charged... I don't know if anything happened to the Doombot but what I do know is that every thing went black

"O[SIZE="1"]W[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]W[/SIZE][SIZE="2"]W[/SIZE], that'll teach [SIZE="2"]'e[SIZE="1"]mmmm[/SIZE][/SIZE]"


Weirdopky 01-30-2007 07:09 AM

Now, MK had the chance he'd wanted. He had an army of Doombots all his own to attack, considering most of the other limbo guys had been quiet. He got to work as soon as he could.

[COLOR="Navy"]Sweet, this is gonna be a blast. Thanks, Doom.[/COLOR]

So, MK pulls out a crescent dart and launches it at the head of a Doombot, knocking it clean off. THen, a bunch start surrounding him. He takes out his truncheon, and uses it as a staff. He begins to beat every Doombot he can with his staff. Then, two Doombots charge him from the left and right, so he jumps up just before they smack right into each other. Before the next wave of Doombots came in range, MK put on his knuckle attachments (ooc: don't know what to call 'em, but they're on his hands in almost every MK; the Bottom cover) and starts punching Doombots, then ripping their heads off.


Superheroic 01-30-2007 07:38 AM

Captain America waded through the Doombots like they weren't there. They moved towards him while he dispatched them barely recognizing their presence. He'd duck a blast here, sidestep a punch there. All the while delivering blows of his own, punches, kicks, Shield strikes. Cap wasn't interested in the Doombots. He watched the non-traitors, how they moved, how they fought. He analyzed them. They all had amazing abilities, well, except Jeff. Cap winced as Jeff headbutted a Doombot and fell to the floor unconscious. That man needed help.

Cap rushed the Doombot that was ready to blast Jeff into nothingness. He bashed the 'Bot with his Shield, sending it backwards billowing sparks and smoke. He crunched two more close to Jeff, then carried the man to relative safety. Cap then hurled himself at more Doombots.


moonknight2099 01-30-2007 08:11 AM

Columbo seeing all the Doombots around quickly tried to get behind Dr. Strange. "Dr. Strange if you don't mind I'm gonna stay behind you and let you do what you do. This is really not safe for those of us without powers. I see that Jeff has already been knocked out. Oh and just so you know, I don't think your guilty, I'm voting for [B]Beta Ray Bill[/B]"


Jeff-E 01-30-2007 09:14 AM

I awoke later, a huge lump on my head after headbutting a Doombot:

"Damage, that was not cool. What happened, did we get rid of all the 'Bots? My head really friggin' hurts. While I was unconcious I had a revelation, I think I want to change my vote, [B]BETA RAY BILL[/B], I think he may be the traitor."

As I got up, I saw Captain America, the Sentinel of Liberty standing over me, with several destroyed Doombots all around:

"Thanks big guy, I guess you saved my butt. I don't think us normal folks are really a match for Vic's robots, so I appreciate you pulling my bacon out of the fryer."

I then ducked and headed for cover incase there were still more Doombots around.


Indigo Al 01-30-2007 10:15 AM

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Two more Doombots came over to join the makeshift sit-in. They each had a lighted candle, and wreaths made out of Latverian mountain lillies, to pass out to any further participants.

Himself a little tired of Kumbaya, Prez decided to switch songs....

[COLOR="Red"]"Here's a little ditty from one of my favorite bands....

[I]Good morning, Starshine, the earth says hellooo[/I]"[/COLOR]

When he finished the stanza, the Doombots answered with a harmonious chorus, arms waving back and forth in the air....

[COLOR="Olive"][I]"Gliddy glub gloopy Nibby nabby noopy La la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba Nooby abba nabba Le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla Nooby abba naba Early morning singing song"[/I][/COLOR]


Superheroic 01-30-2007 11:29 AM

Cap smashed through two more Doombots. A remaining Doombot looked around frantically for an escape route. Cap rushed him. He swung his Shield in a wide arc. The Doombot put its hands in front of its eye and screamed, "Wait! I know who's in the Doom Sq-AAAAWWWRRK!"

Cap looked stunned as the Doombot's head rolled along the floor. He kicked it, sent it flying across the room to smash into bits against the wall. "Damn it!" Cap yelled. "Enough games Doom! I'm getting tired of breaking your little toys. Let's just get on with your game. I've held my vote long enough! There's too many suspects but there's no good reason for changing my vote from last round. [B]James Bond[/B] I accuse you!"


Chris Lang 01-30-2007 01:22 PM

Ukyo saw Jeff's attempt to headbutt a Doombot. "What is that fool DOING?!?" she exclaimed out loud as Jeff fell unconscious. She was too far away to do anything. However, Captain America came to Jeff's rescue. It appeared that Jeff had survived that confrontation with only a few minor injuries.

Ukyo saw that Columbo was hiding behind Dr. Strange. This was probably the best strategy for the American detective, as he probably had never been prepared for a confrontation of this sort where he came from.

Prez had mananged to persuade two more Doombots to join the 'sit in'. She noted that Prez and the other participants were ready to welcome any other Doombots who decided to give peace a chance. [I]I guess some of these Doombots are smarter than others[/I], Ukyo mused.

Of course, there were still plenty of other Doombots who were still in a very aggressive mindset, even though dozens of their comrades were being smashed or blasted to pieces around them. A few of them charged at Ukyo now. Ukyo had a few surprises cooked up for them.

First, she tossed a tempura bomb at the approaching Doombots. Tempura bombs were flashy explosives made by mixing tempura flakes with gunpowder. They weren't very powerful, but they could stun opponents for a few moments. Ukyo took advantage of the Doombots' stunned state to toss a few throwing spatulas at them. The nearest was struck directly in the center of its chest. It fell to the ground, smoking and sparking.

The others were soon taken out as well. If the throwing spatulas hadn't done the job, her giant battle spatula finished them off. As Ukyo retrieved her throwing spatulas, seven more Doombots approached. Ukyo decided now was the time to use a very special attack. It was one she rarely actually used.

"Hey Doombots!" she called out to her newest opponents. "Do you like okonomiyaki?"

As everyone who knew Ukyo or knew about her was well aware of, Ukyo took great pride in her okonomiyaki cooking. Her restaurant was probably one of the most popular okonomiyaki specialty restaurants in Nerima.

However, the variation of okonomiyaki she was about to serve to these Doombots was [U]not[/U] a variation she would serve to any of her customers at Ucchan's...or indeed, to anyone she actually [U]wanted[/U] to have as a customer.

She tossed three exploding okonomiyaki bombs at the seven approaching Doombots. One okonomiyaki bomb would probably not be enough to do that much damage, but three at once would do the trick. Sure enough, three of the Doombots were hit directly. The three Doombots were blasted into fragments, and the four other Doombots along side them were skewered by the pieces of their comrades.

Ukyo felt satisfied by what she'd accomplished. At the same time, though, she sort of felt sorry for the Doombots. They were only doing what they had been programmed to do, though. And some hadn't been programmed with enough free will.

[I]Too bad Ranma isn't here[/I], Ukyo thought. [I]He'd love to be in a fight like this.[/I]

But she knew it probably was for the best that Ranma wasn't here. This exercise was only an excuse for the 'players' of the Traitor Game to show off their abilities, and for Doom to punish his Doombots for real or imagined transgressions. Since anyone could be a Traitor in these games, Ukyo was glad Ranma was not here, for she would not want the murders and suspicions of the game coming between them.

Ukyo shouted to the rest of the players with her. "Okay, don't hold back now! Show those Doombots what you can do!"

She continued to watch the Doombots, while at the same time curious to see what strategies the others would use in this confrontation.

OOC: I had one more 'Ukyo talks to a Doombot' bit in mind, but I decided it would make this post a bit too long so I decided not to use it this time. By the way, Indigo Al, I agree with The Purple Skull on this one. Great stuff! :)


Joe Acro 01-30-2007 01:28 PM

[i]Seeing that there were too many for the others to dispose of quickly, I retracted my illusion spell and rejoined the fight. Lieutenant Columbo ducked behind, apparently wishing for some protection. I then had an idea.

[b]"You do not need me to defend you, Columbo. Nor does Jeff need Captain America to defend him. For I shall grant you both the ability to protect yourselves."[/b]

And with that, I imbued mystical energy to both Columbo and Jeff. Columbo transformed into Namor, the Sub-Mariner. Well, all of him was transformed save his head. Jeff was granted a rocky coat like Ben Grimm. I then flew to the other side of the battle and continued using minimal spells against the Doombots.[/i]


Schornforce 01-30-2007 02:04 PM

OOC: I love Prez's Doombot sit-in singalong. Follow the bouncing Doombot, everybody!

[I]Here I wuz in limbo wit'out a care in da woild-- y'know, aside from da whole "I'm dead" t'ing an' my new friends bein' in mortal dangah... when alla' a sudden, Mooninite or whatevah his name is hadda open his big me-outh an' den Doctah Dummy sent his robot losahs inta limbo. I screamed an' leapt up inta da air outta fright. I landed onea' dose robots' heads an held on fer dear life! I guess I wuz coverin' its eyes or somethin'. I dug my claws in (it's a robot-- so no Oedipus re-enactments) and got a good grip, so's it couldn't shake me off. It bumped inta anuddah one'a dose robot lugs an' ta make a long story even longah, it degenerated inta a fight between a few a' dose Gloombots... Dey wuz beaten' each otha' silly while I tried ta steer my own personal robot away from da otha's.

  • sigh* I wish I still had my disguise. Mebbe I could fool 'em inta' givin' up... but den again, it dinnit woik so well da last time...[/I]


BYC 01-30-2007 02:24 PM

Doctors are untrustworthy. I accuse [B]Dr. Strange[/B].


Weirdopky 01-30-2007 02:40 PM

[COLOR="Navy"]Hey, Meowth, ya mind using those claws of yours to attack more than one bot at a time?[/COLOR]

Then, MK swung at a doombot that was behind Meowth. It's head spun, but it still moved. Then, MK kept jabbing it with his truncheon. After that, he did an Ultimate Alliance move, and did a staff slam, knocking out all of the Doombots. Then, he threw the boomerang crescent darts, and they cut through 3 doombots like butter.


Indigo Al 01-30-2007 02:47 PM

OOC: Thanks guys! Glad you like it. But I'm jealous of your ass-kicking. Next Traitor Game, no more hippies and goofy teenagers....I want some super-powers and I wanna ROCK.


Superheroic 01-30-2007 03:03 PM

OOC: Heh heh! Now you're talkin'!


The Purple Skull 01-30-2007 03:48 PM

[B]Voting Update[/B] 01 Chris Lang - Ukyo [Pheonix-NoRelation] 01 kain5252 - Dante [Anthony Johanson] 02 BYC - James Bond [Joe Acro, Superheroic] 03 Deadpooligan - Beta Ray Bill [Chris Lang, moonknight2099, Jeff-E] 01 Anthony Johanson - Jade Curtiss [Indigo Al] 01 Joe Acro - Dr. Strange [BYC]

Any mistake let me know. Deadline is wednesday 11 PM ET


Schornforce 01-30-2007 04:11 PM

[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4316889][COLOR="Navy"]Hey, Meowth, ya mind using those claws of yours to attack more than one bot at a time?[/COLOR]

Then, MK swung at a doombot that was behind Meowth. It's head spun, but it still moved. Then, MK kept jabbing it with his truncheon. After that, he did an Ultimate Alliance move, and did a staff slam, knocking out all of the Doombots. Then, he threw the boomerang crescent darts, and they cut through 3 doombots like butter.[/QUOTE]

"I'd like ta oblige ya, Mistah Mooney, but I'm hangin' on fer life... death? purgatory? Dis limbo is confusin'."

At dis, Mooninite gave me a look dat would give a Gengar da shivahs... "*gulp* Awright, youse convinced me, Mooney!" I leggo a' da robot I wuz ridin' who crashed in a dizzy heap, takin' out anudder a' dose Broombots. I let out my claws an' swung 'em mightily at da' nearest advoisary-- only ta have my claws break off!!!

As tears streamed down my cheeks, I painfully quipped, "Guess I'm not as sharp as I used'ta be..."

I guess my sense'a humor don't mesh well wit' dose Gloombots, since one'a dem clobbahed me, but good! I wuz sent sailin' t'rough da strat'spheah!

"Looks like Meowth is blastin' off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain" *ping*


Chris Lang 01-30-2007 04:19 PM

[QUOTE=BYC;4316786]Doctors are untrustworthy. I accuse [B]Dr. Strange[/B].[/QUOTE]

Ukyo was surprised by James Bond's comment. She decided not to address the generalization, but instead comment on the vote against Dr. Strange.

"I don't think Dr. Strange is one of the Traitors," Ukyo told Bond. "But I don't think he understands the Traitor Game very well. Did you see what he just did? I hope it's just an illusion or it wears off in a few minutes..."

Ukyo did not finish, for at that point, a Doombot's laser blast just barely missed her. "Excuse me, I've got some Doombots to take care of."

She abruptly left Bond to his own devices, figuratively and literally. There were other Doombots to deal with, and other players to watch out for in case they really couldn't take care of themselves.

Some of the players she had lost track of in the confusion. She believed she had heard Chris Jericho utter one of his catchphrases, but there was so much noise, she couldn't be sure. Ukyo wondered if Jericho would be up to this challenge. Doombots were different than anything he had faced in the WWE.

Four more Doombots approached Ukyo, aiming laser weapons. She leaped out of the way of their blasts, and retaliated with her throwing spatulas. The first one was in the process of firing when Ukyo's throwing spatula struck its midsection. It spun around, wildly blasting Doombots...including one of the four it was with. The third and fourth Doombots had been hit directly...one in the chest, and one in its metallic throat. Both fell to the ground, smoking and sparking, and lay still.

After retrieving her throwing spatulas, Ukyo looked around to see if there were any more Doombots who were unoccupied and felt like fighting. She passed by the remains of the Doombots she had taken out with the okonomiyaki bombs. She recognized them because of the okonomikayi batter that was still stuck to the shattered Doombots.

Around her, Doombots were being smashed, blasted, and otherwise being disabled or destroyed or rendered non-functional. "Such a waste." Ukyo said out loud.

"It is, isn't it?" said a Doombot standing nearby. This Doombot had an odd voice. It sounded low and miserable, and reminiscient of Eeyore of Winnie the Pooh fame. Its number plate read 'Doombot 042'. "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

"I'm sorry, but we've got a lot of problems of our own," Ukyo replied, "what with fighting off your Doombot friends, trying to figure out who's in the Doom Squad, and all that."

"Who said the other Doombots were friends?" Doombot 042 replied miserably. "The only intelligent conversation I've had since I was rebuilt was three hours ago. And that was with a coffee machine."

"You were rebuilt?" Ukyo asked, now genuinely interested. "How long ago was that?"

"It would probably be on the first day you were here." Doombot 042 replied, its tone never changing. "This human...I believe his name was Dent or something...came into the workshop where Doombots are repaired or reconstructed. He decided to try to help. So when I was rebuilt, he decided to give me a new personality based on a robot of his acquaintance."

"Do you know what happened to him?" Ukyo asked.

"He left the room with two of the people he'd just met here. Don't ask me who they were because my visual and audio circuits were not entirely online. But from what I heard, you threw a spatula into his heart just like you did to some of the Doombots here."

"Don't believe everything you hear!" Ukyo replied. "Do you really think I'm so stupid as to leave that spatula stuck in him?"

"Did I say something wrong?" asked Doombot 042 miserably. "Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it. Oh God I'm so depressed..."

At that point, Doombot 042 was suddenly hit from behind with a laser blast. The depressed Doombot fell forward, a smoking hole in its back. Behind it stood another Doombot.

"There's only room in the multiverse for ONE manically-depressed robot!" the Doombot exclaimed. "And as for YOU..."

The Doombot never got a chance to finish, for he was soon tangled in Ukyo's Yakisoba noodles. Ukyo then leaped from above, and finished off the Doombot with a blow from her battle spatula.

"These Doombots are getting weirder." Ukyo said out loud, mostly to herself.

OOC: Sorry about the length of this post, but I couldn't resist the homage.


BYC 01-30-2007 05:03 PM

"Keep in mind that our "host" is a self-proclaimed doctor. As I said, doctors are untruthworthy."

"Dr. Holly Goodhead and Dr. Christmas Jones were notable exceptions..."


Weirdopky 01-30-2007 05:18 PM

MK noticed the pain Meowth felt.

[COLOR="Navy"]I'm sorry, Meowth. I just get in this strange way when I'm in a fight. I get intense. I recently took care of these two guys by bashing them in the head with a plank of wood. Then our friend Spiderman here tried to stop me. If you need to use anything against these guys, here, take these.[/COLOR]

Then, MK threw Meowth a few crescents. Suddenly, a blast hits MK from his back, and he fell forward. Then he got up, and before he even got himself straight up, he launched his truncheon, stabbing the Doombot right through the chest, and flinging it a few feet.


Deadpooligan 01-30-2007 05:46 PM

"[B]Thou art all fools! Do not eliminate me. I may very well be your last defense against the traitors.[/B]"

Bill hit the ground with Stormbreaker and shattered a group of joking Doombots.

"[B]Do you not see how they set me up? Tis [U]Dante[/U]![/B]"


Schornforce 01-30-2007 06:10 PM

Aftah I landed, I ended up back at da battle (dis limbo place is weird). Dere, Mooney gave me some nifty blade-t'ings dat reminded me of (*gasp*) da moon. *sigh* I love watchin' da moon. I hope I kin get ta see it again. I saw Zubatman nearby bein' all dark an' scary while beatin' up dose robots.

I remembahed how scared ev'ryone was back at da mansion an' how dis mean ol' Doctah (I guess alla' dem house calls got ta him) wuz behind alla' dese bad t'ings-- why I'll bet he even figgered out some way fer his squad ta fry me-- aftah all, I got fried alla' da time by Pikachu, Charmander, Charizard, Cydaquil, Torchic, Combusken, an' ev'ryone else who dinnit appreciate Jessie, James, an' me tryin' ta catch 'em all (hey whaddya want? If I don't say da catchphrase at least once in dis crazy game, Nintendo's gonna put me in "da box" again-- I ain't goin' back there!!!) *ahem* Anyhow I gots ta t'inkin' about how mean dat Doctah Groom wuz an' da rest came easy. Wit' dose new weapons dat Mooninite gave me, I let loose wit' my new an' improved fury swipes! Wit' dose blades, I managed ta take out a few a' dose doofy robot mooks!

Wow! If only Jessie an' James could see me now! I kept unleashin' fury swipes right an' left, blindin' mosta' dose dere Dumbbots. "My face! My beautiful robotic face!" one cried out. He stahted ta let loose some enahgy blasts, so I leapt onta his cape an pulled. By doin' dis, I could position dat poor patsy intah blastin' his own friends! Mebbe dis won't be so bad aftah all. What's da woist dat kin happen? I already bit da big one once, right? I still gots eight lives left...


Schornforce 01-30-2007 06:12 PM

[QUOTE=BYC;4317592]"Keep in mind that our "host" is a self-proclaimed doctor. As I said, doctors are untruthworthy."

"Dr. Holly Goodhead and Dr. Christmas Jones were notable exceptions..."[/QUOTE]

OOC: You left off another reason Bond wouldn't trust doctors... As Vader would say, "Dr. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"


Chris Lang 01-30-2007 06:39 PM

[QUOTE=BYC;4317592]"Keep in mind that our "host" is a self-proclaimed doctor. As I said, doctors are untruthworthy."

"Dr. Holly Goodhead and Dr. Christmas Jones were notable exceptions..."[/QUOTE]

Ukyo had a few moments to speak to Bond, since it seemed she had at least temporarily run out of Doombot opponents. "You're being hard on doctors, Bond." Ukyo said. "And I still don't think Dr. Strange is one of the Traitors."

"Remember back when I led the vote against the Shrike? We probably would have voted off the wrong person had Dr. Strange not convinced us the Shrike was innocent. Thanks to him, Jade and I switched our votes to Darth Vader...and it turned out it was Vader who was the Traitor."

Another Doombot charged at Ukyo as she spoke. She quickly dodged, and then swung her battle spatula at the Doombot's midsection. She then struck two more times, and the Doombot lay in a smoking heap on the floor.

She noted a few more Doombots approaching. Quickly, she tossed some more of the adhesive butter onto the floor. "There, Bond!" she prompted him. "That'll slow them down long enough for you to use your gadgets on them!"

She rushed to see how the others were doing. As she expected, Captain America had done well in the fighting, taking out a great many Doombots. Beta Ray Bill was, as expected, shattering a few Doombots with his hammer, Stormbreaker. She decided to speak to him.

"Beta Ray Bill, I can sympathise with being set up. They're clearly trying to make it look like I'm one of the Traitors, too. But I'm still not sure about Dante. He's been quiet for a long time. I would have thought he'd have voted in the last round."


Chris Lang 01-30-2007 07:02 PM

[QUOTE=Schornforce;4317898]OOC: You left off another reason Bond wouldn't trust doctors... As Vader would say, "Dr. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"[/QUOTE]

OOC: LOL! I also loved the bit where Meowth works in the catchphrase, and the fight in limbo. As said earlier in the thread, great stuff. :)


Joe Acro 01-30-2007 07:31 PM

[i]In the midst of the fray, James Bond stated his vote was against me. But, seeing that no one was doing the same, I simply ignored it.

I decided to have a bit of fun, especially since there was no real danger. My mystical shielding stopped almost all Doombot attacks made against me. So, I cast my invisibility spell once more, descended into the ever-dwindling crowd, and reappeared. To everyone, including the Doombots, I now appeared as a Doombot. Briefly, I fit in amongst the other Doombots. However, knowing that the other players might soon attempt to damage me, I turned on Doom's minions. I "punched" and "fired lasers" using my magic to mimic those skills. Soon, though, the nuance of this battle strategy faded.

I let go of the illusion and flew upward. I blasted the few 'bots that chased me and retreated to an almost vacant area. I knew I had wasted too much effort already and felt I needed to rest. There was no telling when the Doom Squad might strike.[/i]


Indigo Al 01-30-2007 07:41 PM

[IMG]http://rzero.com/books/Prez1-logo.gif[/IMG]

Prez's sit in was 10 Doombots strong now. Doombot '66 had a tambourine, and was dancing around as Prez began another singalong:

[I][COLOR="Red"]"C'mon people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now..."[/COLOR][/I]


Joe Acro 01-30-2007 07:53 PM

[QUOTE=Indigo Al;4318195][IMG]http://rzero.com/books/Prez1-logo.gif[/IMG]

Prez's sit in was 10 Doombots strong now. Doombot '66 had a tambourine, and was dancing around as Prez began another singalong:

[I][COLOR="Red"]"C'mon people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now..."[/COLOR][/I][/QUOTE]OOC: I would imagine that they're doing a horrible job of channeling Garth Brooks, although Prez himself might do okay.


The Purple Skull 01-30-2007 07:59 PM

[QUOTE=Deadpooligan;4317789]"[B]Thou art all fools! Do not eliminate me. I may very well be your last defense against the traitors.[/B]"

Bill hit the ground with Stormbreaker and shattered a group of joking Doombots.

"[B]Do you not see how they set me up? Tis [U]Dante[/U]![/B]"[/QUOTE] Beta Ray Bill's concise plea of innocence seemed to be good enough for the Rogue Watcher. However, before he could make his exit, 3 Doombots foolishly tried another assault towards the follicly impaired rebel observer. Wanting to avoid yet another physical confrontation, the Rogue Watcher decided to change tactics.

[COLOR="Indigo"]Before you attack, I would like to tell you all a couple of stories.[/COLOR]

From there, the Rogue Watcher proceeded to tell the 3 Doombots the origin stories of the DC Universe's Hawkman, Donna Troy, and Power Girl. The perplexing, convoluted origins were too much for the Doombots to handle. They soon exploded after unsuccessfully trying to make sense of the origin stories.

[COLOR="Indigo"]I shall return when this mess has been dealt with accordingly.[/COLOR]

Leaves followed by a puff of smoke and the theme to Top Gun.


OOC: I'm glad everyone's having fun letting loose on the Doombots. Schornforce - Top notch humor. Keep it up!

Again, I apologize for making the next update on wednesday instead of tonight. I'm in the midddle of typing up a paper and it's probably going to take me the whole night.


The Purple Skull 01-30-2007 08:01 PM

OOC: Indigo Al, if it's not too much, I'd like to request "We Are The World" as the next song the Doombots sing. :p


Chris Lang 01-30-2007 08:07 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4318307]OOC: Indigo Al, if it's not too much, I'd like to request "We Are The World" as the next song the Doombots sing. :p[/QUOTE]

OOC: I was kind of thinking along the lines of 'All We Are Saying Is Give Peace a Chance'. :) Anyway, your choice is 80's, and it appears Prez is going for 60's 'peace and love' songs. By the way, I loved the Rogue Watcher's choices of offensive moves against the Doombots.


The Purple Skull 01-30-2007 08:20 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4318331]OOC: I was kind of thinking along the lines of 'All We Are Saying Is Give Peace a Chance'. :) Anyway, your choice is 80's, and it appears Prez is going for 60's 'peace and love' songs. By the way, I loved the Rogue Watcher's choices of offensive moves against the Doombots.[/QUOTE] In that case, let's get some "Turn Turn Turn" by the Byrds. :)


Anthony Johanson 01-30-2007 09:13 PM

Jade was still far from convinced that Strange was not a traitor, and in between knocking back Doombots, he replied:

"Maybe Strange was just trying to get in our good graces by protcting the machine. Note that this also makes him a likely candidate for another position, and yet, the traitors have not killed him. This may be a bit presumptuous, but I suspect foul play.

Vader could have allowed Strange to sell him out, much like what the Bard told me about last game. In short, until I am absolutely convinced, I will not knock him off my suspect list. He is too versitile in the power-scale for him not to be a viable suspect, especially with a screw-up transportation to the Tree of Pain."


RUMINATIONS: Ah, this sequence was a lot of fun. Not only did Ukyo get to use her cooking-based fighting techniques, but we got to see Prez win some Doombots over with the power of old 'peace and love' songs. There's still more to come.

See Part 19 of this presentation to see what happens next.

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