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And now Part 19 of the Traitor Game Essentials re-presentation of Traitor Game VI: Back to Basics. More hilarity, silly reference jokes, and mayhem. We get the end of the battle sequence, and the end of the voting round as the game moves toward its conclusion.



moonknight2099 01-30-2007 09:51 PM


Columbo caught a glance of himself in a large mirror that was in the room. As he started fighting off the Doombots he said to Dr. Strange "Oh my! I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but what did you do to me? And why am I only wearing green underpants?"

He continues to battle along side Strange "Oh and is there anyway, if we make it out of this game alive, could you change me like this again? Mrs. Columbo is always saying I should get in shape. When she gets a look at me like this, well I'm gonna be able to eat all the chilli I want."


Pheonix-NoRelation 01-30-2007 10:53 PM


[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4310148]Back in his observatory, Dr. Doom listens in on Ukyo's small outburst.

[COLOR="Green"]Interesting that she should mention the Spider-Man/Gwen Stacy incident with the Green Goblin. Hmm, the last time I saw those 3 together was when they were at that talk show a few years back.[/COLOR]


[B]Flashback [/B]

On the stage are Spider-Man, Gwen Stacy, and Norman Osborn. On the video screen are twin babies.

Maury Povich: Now when it comes to Gabriel and Sarah Stacy, Norman Osborn......you ARE the father.

Spider-Man: (Starts dancing like an idiot) Oh yeah! I told you I wasn't the daddy! I'm outta here folks. I'm off to the nearest titty bar.

Norman Osborn: S#$@! F#$#!

Maury: Looks like one of our audience members has a something to say. What is your name?

[COLOR="Green"]I am Victor Von Doom, absolute Lord of Latveria...soon to be Lord of the universe. Norman, my friend, here's my advice. I think you should take the babies, age them rapidly, and make them attack that wretched Spider-Man...and that accursed Reed Richards as well![/COLOR]

(Audience boos)

[COLOR="Green"]What?! You DARE boo me?[/COLOR]

Maury: Mr. Doom, you are a despicable individual. You make me ashamed to be a human being.

(Audience cheers)

[COLOR="Green"]Smug fool. Vengeance will be mine![/COLOR]


[B]Back at Castle Doom[/B] [COLOR="Green"]Did I ever get my revenge on that cretin?[/COLOR]

Doombot-717: No, not yet. He's got that restraining order on you, remember?

[COLOR="Green"]Bah![/COLOR]


Unbeknowgnst to Doom, the P.A. system was on, allowing everyone to hear his flashback.[/QUOTE] Spider-Man can feel the rage building inside of him. So, it was Doom's fault that Gabriel and Sarah attacked you like that? I am going to rip him apart from the inside out. But first, to take my rage out on some Doombots!

  • Spidey starts attacking the robots*


"Ya know? How come every time I fight these guys I get [I]Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto[/I] stuck in my head? "


Weirdopky 01-30-2007 11:13 PM


[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4318396]In that case, let's get some "Turn Turn Turn" by the Byrds. :)[/QUOTE]


You want sixties music? Lets hear some "Mrs. Robinson", I want Simon and Garfunkel. The graduate came out in '67, and the entire score for that film was Simon and Garfunkel.


Indigo Al 01-30-2007 11:28 PM


[IMG]http://rzero.com/books/Prez1-logo.gif[/IMG]

As the Doombot sit-in, now 15 strong, wrapped up a rousing version of the Byrds's "Turn Turn Turn", Doombot '85 made a request:

[COLOR="olive"]"Mr. President? I know you're stuck in the 60s, sir, but..."[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]"Hey brother, no worries."[/COLOR] Prez responded. [COLOR="red"]"I know there's other decades with other great music. Just please, no emo...."[/COLOR]

Doombot 85: [COLOR="Olive"]"I always kinda liked.....[I]We Are the World[/I].....you know? USA for Africa?...."[/COLOR]

Prez smiled, and started strumming the opening chords on his guitars. The Doombots stood up from the floor and joined hands, swaying back and forth, as Prez began:

[COLOR="Red"]"There comes a time, when we heed a certain call When the world, must come together as ooooone"[/COLOR]

Doombot '80 took it away from there, and traded off verses with another Doombot from there....

And soon, the moment Doombot '85 was waiting for arrived. Shaking to the rhythm, and rearing his head back, he put his all into Cyndi Lauper's part of the song:

[COLOR="Olive"]"WellwellWEEEEEEEEELL We must reeeeeeealiiiiiize Oh, that a change will only cooooome When we, stand together as oooooooone yeahyeahyeahyeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/COLOR]

They continued, but soon, an argument between Doombots 88 and 89 broke out. Prez had to stop playing his guitar and sort out the problem.

88: [COLOR="olive"]"I get to sing the Dylan part, NOT you!"[/COLOR]


89: [COLOR="olive"]"Jackass, I was built FIRST - I sing Dylan!" [/COLOR]


88: [COLOR="olive"]"I'll vaporize you with my lasers!"[/COLOR]


Doombot 85: [COLOR="olive"]"Hey, you guys want me to do the Cyndi Lauper part again?"[/COLOR]

Sensing that he was losing them, Prez started strumming some chords again, and sang:

[COLOR="Red"]"Haaaands, across Latveriiiiiaaaaaaaaa...."[/COLOR]

The Doombots stopped arguing in their tracks, joined hands again, began swaying, and continued.....

[COLOR="Olive"]"Haaaaands, across this land I must say I love or else be kiiiiiiiiiiilled..."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 01-30-2007 11:32 PM


[QUOTE=Indigo Al;4319126][IMG]http://rzero.com/books/Prez1-logo.gif[/IMG]

As the Doombot sit-in, now 15 strong, wrapped up a rousing version of the Byrds's "Turn Turn Turn", Doombot '85 made a request:

[COLOR="olive"]"Mr. President? I know you're stuck in the 60s, sir, but..."[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]"Hey brother, no worries."[/COLOR] Prez responded. [COLOR="red"]"I know there's other decades with other great music. Just please, no emo...."[/COLOR]

Doombot 85: [COLOR="Olive"]"I always kinda liked.....[I]We Are the World[/I].....you know? USA for Africa?...."[/COLOR]

Prez smiled, and started strumming the opening chords on his guitars. The Doombots stood up from the floor and joined hands, swaying back and forth, as Prez began:

[COLOR="Red"]"There comes a time, when we heed a certain call When the world, must come together as ooooone"[/COLOR]

Doombot '80 took it away from there, and traded off verses with another Doombot from there....

And soon, the moment Doombot '85 was waiting for arrived. Shaking to the rhythm, and rearing his head back, he put his all into Cyndi Lauper's part of the song:

[COLOR="Olive"]"WellwellWEEEEEEEEELL We must reeeeeeealiiiiiize Oh, that a change will only cooooome When we, stand together as oooooooone yeahyeahyeahyeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/COLOR]

They continued, but soon, an argument between Doombots 88 and 89 broke out. Prez had to stop playing his guitar and sort out the problem.

88: [COLOR="olive"]"I get to sing the Dylan part, NOT you!"[/COLOR] 89: [COLOR="olive"]"Jackass, I was built FIRST - I sing Dylan!" [/COLOR] 88: [COLOR="olive"]"I'll vaporize you with my lasers!"[/COLOR] Doombot 85: [COLOR="olive"]"Hey, you guys want me to do the Cyndi Lauper part again?"[/COLOR]

Sensing that he was losing them, Prez started strumming some chords again, and sang:

[COLOR="Red"]"Haaaands, across Latveriiiiiaaaaaaaaa...."[/COLOR]

The Doombots stopped arguing in their tracks, joined hands again, began swaying, and continued.....

[COLOR="Olive"]"Haaaaands, across this land I must say I love or else be kiiiiiiiiiiilled..."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] OOC: You, sir, are the man! Best one yet.


Chris Lang 01-31-2007 01:37 AM


OOC: 'Hands Across Latveria?' LOL!

IC:

Ukyo rushed over to Jade, to hear what he had to say.

[QUOTE=Anthony Johanson;4318611]Jade was still far from convinced that Strange was not a traitor, and in between knocking back Doombots, he replied:

"Maybe Strange was just trying to get in our good graces by protecting the machine. Note that this also makes him a likely candidate for another position, and yet, the traitors have not killed him. This may be a bit presumptuous, but I suspect foul play.

Vader could have allowed Strange to sell him out, much like what the Bard told me about last game. In short, until I am absolutely convinced, I will not knock him off my suspect list. He is too versitile in the power-scale for him not to be a viable suspect, especially with a screw-up transportation to the Tree of Pain."[/QUOTE]

"You do have a point," Ukyo replied, while keeping an eye out for more Doombots. "Dr. Strange probably could have committed any of the murders. But for some reason, I'm sure he didn't do it. I'm not sure why, but I don't think he's the one we're looking for."

Ukyo turned, and noted what was transpiring. The Rogue Watcher had left, but not before taking out three more Doombots. Spider-Man was going to work attacking Doombots, and Prez's sit-in now had at least 15 Doombots joining in and singing old songs of peace and love.

There were still a few aggressive Doombots around, but their enthusiasm seemed to have waned. A few Doombots still charged at her.

Ukyo spun around swinging her battle spatula, knocking several Doombots to the ground. A few more charged. Ukyo once more took them out with a combination of flour and quick hits with her battle spatula.

Ukyo turned to see if more Doombots were approaching. So far, it seemed all the still-functioning Doombots were busy. By now, the floor of the Recreation Center was littered with dozens of trashed Doombots.

Ukyo continued to be impressed by Prez's abilities to sway the Doombots who had approached him. She had little doubts that he was a great leader in whatever world he came from.


Joe Acro 01-31-2007 07:09 AM


[i]Columbo had made his way near my resting place, fighting Doombots all the way. He inquired about the change I had performed.

[b]"Oh my! I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but what did you do to me? And why am I only wearing green underpants? Oh and is there anyway, if we make it out of this game alive, could you change me like this again? Mrs. Columbo is always saying I should get in shape. When she gets a look at me like this, well I'm gonna be able to eat all the chilli I want."[/b]

That left a few things to answer, but I had no qualms in answering them.

[b]"What I did to you was grant you the powers and general appearance of a friend of mine so that you could defend yourself in this fray. For often than not, he wears only green shorts (usually appearing to be underwear). I could change you back into this form before we depart from this game, but I would not be able to make it a permanent change. But given how it might affect your reality, I probably won't."[/b]

As I talked, he was able to defeat a few Doombots. Feeling tired, I conjured up a coffee-filled mug and began drinking. Just then, one Doombot got past hte defense Columbo had established. Without even putting down the mug, I froze the Doombot in mid-air and thrust him backwards.[/i]


Superheroic 01-31-2007 07:43 AM


Cap plowed through three more Doombots. It had been awhile since he was able to cut loose. Cap had gotten frustrated earlier with the senselessness of this fight, but now he was starting to enjoy himself.

A group of Doombots rushed towards him. Cap hurled his Shield at them. The Doombot in front ducked but the others behind him weren't so lucky. The Shield smashed into them, sending them flying. Before the ducking Doombot could stand up Cap was on him. A flying kick smashed the Doombot's faceplate. Cap reached out and a caught his Shield as it had bounced off a marble pillar and returned to him. In one motion Cap caught the Shield and brought it down on the wobbling Doombot, destroying it. The fallen Doombots began to stand and Cap launched himself at them, determined to keep them on the floor.


moonknight2099 01-31-2007 08:15 AM


Columbo heard what Dr. Strange had said

[B][I]"What I did to you was grant you the powers and general appearance of a friend of mine so that you could defend yourself in this fray. For often than not, he wears only green shorts (usually appearing to be underwear). I could change you back into this form before we depart from this game, but I would not be able to make it a permanent change. But given how it might affect your reality, I probably won't."[/I][/B]

Columbo said to Strange "Well that's alright. Your probably right anyway. Plus I'm might give the wife a heart attack if she saw me like this. And I wouldn't want that." He continues to fight Doombots as they come at him. "Oh and by the way, when you see your friend again, tell him to put on some pants."


Jeff-E 01-31-2007 10:12 AM


Strange had temporarily granted me the rock like appearance of the Thing, Ben Grimm, now I was gonna have some fun. I ran to the corner and looked down my shorts...

"Well I'll be a son of a... huh so it.... Oh, wait fight. [COLOR="Orange"][SIZE="7"][FONT="Impact"]ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]"


I began plowing through Doombots left and right, smashing everyone I could get my hands on... finally I saw one inpaticular that I recognized... the one I tried to headbutt in my weaker human state, before Strange decided to help me out. I lifted up the Doombot, looking it eye to robotic eye

Doombot 3624364-"[COLOR="Green"]Hey, can't we talk about this, look you attacked me, I was just standing there minding my own business, and you punched and headbutted me. Can I really be held at fault for that[/COLOR]?"

I really thought about this "But weren't you going to attack me? Isn't that wat Vic ordered?"

Doombot 3624364-"[COLOR="Green"]Well if you want to get technical about it... but I wouldn't have enjoyed it... nosireee I didn't want to do anything like that, I'm a pacifict, I don't want to fight I want to curl up with a good book by candle light, put on some Barry, and relax. But Victor VonGrumpy is always ordering us around, "Attack this" he says "Destroy that" he orders... its just not fair[/COLOR]"

I told him: "Ok here's the deal, you don't try to attack me, you are now my pet Doombot, and after this fight you come with me and I won't make you fight anymore, you just have to help out with this fight"

Doombot 3624364-"[COLOR="Green"]Wait you'll take me back to your world where I'll be a real boy[/COLOR]?"

"Yeah, just call me Geppetto."

And with that we had a new ally:

OoC-Sorry I couldn't think of anything funnier, but I've got a cold today and feel like crap... but I always wanted a pet Doombot.


Superheroic 01-31-2007 11:54 AM


[QUOTE=Jeff-E;4320651][COLOR="Orange"][SIZE="7"][FONT="Impact"]ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Cap turned to the sound of the Thing entering battle with the Doombots. Only, it wasn't Ben Grimm. Somehow Jeff had been turned into the blue-eyed idol o' millions. Cap guessed maybe Dr. Strange had something to do with it. He just smiled while capsizing his own Doombot.


The Purple Skull 01-31-2007 11:56 AM


[QUOTE=Jeff-E;4320651]Strange had temporarily granted me the rock like appearance of the Thing, Ben Grimm, now I was gonna have some fun. I ran to the corner and looked down my shorts...

"Well I'll be a son of a... huh so it.... Oh, wait fight. [COLOR="Orange"][SIZE="7"][FONT="Impact"]ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]"


I began plowing through Doombots left and right, smashing everyone I could get my hands on... finally I saw one inpaticular that I recognized... the one I tried to headbutt in my weaker human state, before Strange decided to help me out. I lifted up the Doombot, looking it eye to robotic eye

Doombot 3624364-"[COLOR="Green"]Hey, can't we talk about this, look you attacked me, I was just standing there minding my own business, and you punched and headbutted me. Can I really be held at fault for that[/COLOR]?"

I really thought about this "But weren't you going to attack me? Isn't that wat Vic ordered?"

Doombot 3624364-"[COLOR="Green"]Well if you want to get technical about it... but I wouldn't have enjoyed it... nosireee I didn't want to do anything like that, I'm a pacifict, I don't want to fight I want to curl up with a good book by candle light, put on some Barry, and relax. But Victor VonGrumpy is always ordering us around, "Attack this" he says "Destroy that" he orders... its just not fair[/COLOR]"

I told him: "Ok here's the deal, you don't try to attack me, you are now my pet Doombot, and after this fight you come with me and I won't make you fight anymore, you just have to help out with this fight"

Doombot 3624364-"[COLOR="Green"]Wait you'll take me back to your world where I'll be a real boy[/COLOR]?"

"Yeah, just call me Geppetto."

And with that we had a new ally:

OoC-Sorry I couldn't think of anything funnier, but I've got a cold today and feel like crap... but I always wanted a pet Doombot.[/QUOTE] This is officially the wackiest version of the traitor game yet....and I love it! :D


Schornforce 01-31-2007 12:59 PM


[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4318027]OOC: LOL! I also loved the bit where Meowth works in the catchphrase, and the fight in limbo. As said earlier in the thread, great stuff. :)[/QUOTE]

Thank you very much. :D


The Purple Skull 01-31-2007 04:00 PM


Reminder! Next update is tonight at 11 PM ET

[B]Voting Update[/B] 01 Chris Lang - Ukyo [Pheonix-NoRelation] 02 kain5252 - Dante [Anthony Johanson, Deadpooligan] 02 BYC - James Bond [Joe Acro, Superheroic] 03 Deadpooligan - Beta Ray Bill [Chris Lang, moonknight2099, Jeff-E] 01 Anthony Johanson - Jade Curtiss [Indigo Al] 01 Joe Acro - Dr. Strange [BYC]

Any mistakes, let me know


Chris Lang 01-31-2007 05:22 PM


Ukyo was wondering just how many Doombots they would have to destroy, disable, or otherwise incapacitate before the exercise would be over. At the same time, however, she had to admit that she was enjoying it. It felt good to practice her skills against these robots.

Ukyo noted that the weirder of the Doombots seemed to be gravitating toward other people for a change. Jeff appeared to have found a Doombot ally. Did she hear that Doombot right? Did he really want to go back to Jeff's world with him?

She couldn't be sure, since the noise of the battle made it hard to hear people talking unless they were nearby.

A whole bunch of Doombots charged at her. Ukyo readied a flour bomb, and tossed it at the ground. A cloud of flour concealed her from view. This was just long enough for her to leap out of their way, and land right on top of one of them. The Doombot fired wildly, blasting two of its comrades before Ukyo brought her battle spatula down on it.

Leaping aside, she tossed a swarm of throwing spatulas at the other Doombots, impaling each of them in seconds. They fell to the ground, smoking and sparking, except one which was only hit in its arm. "Where do you get those spatulas?" it asked.

"Spatula City, of course." Ukyo said with a smile. "In fact, thanks to me, THIS is one of their biggest sellers in my world." As she swung down the battle spatula to finish off the Doombot, Ukyo couldn't help thinking about that silly jingle. [I]'Spatula City, we sell spatulas...and that's all.'[/I]

Ukyo looked around, and it seemed that she had run out of opponents for a bit. Captain America was still holding his own. Prez's sit-in continued, though she had lost count of how many Doombots were now participating in it.

Everyone seemed to be doing well, each handling the Doombots in their own styles. Thanks to Dr. Strange, even Jeff and Columbo were able to fight off Doombots. Ukyo knew, though, that this alliance against a common enemy would not last. She knew that this exercise would end when it came time for the next banishment, if not some time before then. And then, the Traitors and the non-Traitors would once again be on opposing sides.


Weirdopky 01-31-2007 05:28 PM


[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4323209]"Where do you get those spatulas?" it asked.

"Spatula City, of course." Ukyo said with a smile. "In fact, thanks to me, THIS is one of their biggest sellers in my world." As she swung down the battle spatula to finish off the Doombot, Ukyo couldn't help thinking about that silly jingle. [I]'Spatula City, we sell spatulas...and that's all.'[/I] [/QUOTE]

Chris Lang, I gotta love the UHF reference. I'm a huge Weird Al fan, and that movie was hilarious. "Badgers...badgers?... We don't need no stinkin' badgers!!!" Great film, and a classic.


The Purple Skull 01-31-2007 06:22 PM


The battle between the Doombots and the resistance was quickly becoming a one-sided affair. Piles of destroyed Doombots were accumulating in the Recreational Facilities. It was clear that the resistance found no trouble defeating their mechanical adversaries. Then, within seconds, the Doombots disappeared. Well, most of them. Oddly enough, the only remaining Doombots left were the ones who sat-in with Prez Rickard. They continued about singing in the background. The monitors in the room then switched on showing Dr. Doom.

[COLOR="Green"]I hope you all enjoyed that little 10-minute exercise. With the exception of the singing Doombots, the Doombots in this room and in Limbo have been sent to the repair facilities in Taiwan. You will be billed in 6-8 weeks. For the time being, rest up. The next banishment will be tonight![/COLOR]

The monitors switch off. Scene then cuts to the observatory where we see Doom sitting in his throne having a drink. He seemed to be reflecting on the preceding events.

([COLOR="Green"][I]Heh. The fools do not realize, but I staged this little battle to study them more closely. Now I know all their strengths, but more importantly, their weaknesses. And if there is something I enjoy more than gaining absolute power, it is exploiting one’s weaknesses![/I][/COLOR])


Flashback to an instance when Doom exploited one’s weakness to his advantage.

[COLOR="Green"]This world is mine![/COLOR]

[COLOR="Teal"]I don’t think so tin man![/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]What?! Who dares challenge me?[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Teal"]Captain Planet dares! Just how are you going to be beat the living embodiment of the Earth, metal mouth?[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]Easy.[/COLOR]

(Doom takes a bucket and throws its content at Captain Planet.)

Captain Planet: [COLOR="Teal"]What? No! It’s……toxic waste! Getting…weaker…[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]And now to end this.[/COLOR]

(Doom takes a large garbage can and proceeds to litter its contents around Captain Planet.)

Captain Planet: [COLOR="Teal"]Noooooo! You're...polluting...the Earth. Curse…you….litterbug. [/COLOR]

(Captain Planet is severely beaten by Doom and has his powers absorbed.)


Back at Castle Doom

[COLOR="Green"]Heh. “The Power Is Yours”. You damn right it was![/COLOR]


Schornforce 01-31-2007 06:39 PM


[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4318295]

OOC: I'm glad everyone's having fun letting loose on the Doombots. Schornforce - Top notch humor. Keep it up! [/QUOTE]

OOC: Thank you very much. :)

BIC: [I]Jus' as quickly as dey had appeared, dose crazy robots vanished. Mooney took back his nifty crescenty t'ings an' I gave him a happy "T'anks, pal!" Golbatman wuz brushin' da debris offa' his fancy cape an' mumblin' somet'in about some mook named "Alfred" havin' ta clean da oil stains outta his fancy-schmancy costume. I hoid Doctah Dim's message an' shrugged. He kin bill me all he wants fer his lousy robot guys-- da most I kin scrounge up fer da bum is some bottlecaps from James' collection.

As I calmed down from da' battle, it finally registahed wit' me what dat daffy Doctah said-- anuddah banishment's about ta go down.

  • gulp* I hope dose guys back at da mansion guess right. As much as I wouldn't mind more company, I don't wanna see any a' dose guys undah da coicumstances necessary ta get here. If dey don't guess right, I hope everyone's extra careful...[/I]


Chris Lang 01-31-2007 07:51 PM


OOC: Glad you liked the UHF reference, Weirdopky. :)

IC:

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4323403]The battle between the Doombots and the resistance was quickly becoming a one-sided affair. Piles of destroyed Doombots were accumulating in the Recreational Facilities. It was clear that the resistance found no trouble defeating their mechanical adversaries. Then, within seconds, the Doombots disappeared. Well, most of them. Oddly enough, the only remaining Doombots left were the ones who sat-in with Prez Rickard. They continued about singing in the background. The monitors in the room then switched on showing Dr. Doom.

[COLOR="Green"]I hope you all enjoyed that little 10-minute exercise. With the exception of the singing Doombots, the Doombots in this room and in Limbo have been sent to the repair facilities in Taiwan. You will be billed in 6-8 weeks. For the time being, rest up. The next banishment will be tonight![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"Whew!" Ukyo said, sighing in relief. "That was quite a workout."

She looked around the Recreational Facilities. Even though most of the players and Prez's singing Doombots were still present, the place seemed empty and quiet compared to how it was just a few minutes ago.

"Is everyone okay?" she asked the group. "I think we should probably all rest. Maybe get together in some place like the Main Hall or the Media Room or somewhere."

Ukyo quickly checked her supplies, just to be sure she had everything. The battle had been quite a rush, but now she was just looking forward to relaxing and chatting before the banishment. She was also looking forward to hearing what everyone else had to say about the battle, and about the voting.


Joe Acro 01-31-2007 08:41 PM


[i]Doom made an announcement that the fight was over and promptly teleported the Doombots from the room to his repair shop in Taiwan. I released the spell on Columbo and Jeff, both promptly returning to normal.

Ukyo suggested we meet together in the Main Hall or the Media Room. I opted for the Main Hall and flew there at a leisurely pace. It troubled me slightly that Beta Ray Bill was going to be the next one banished, but I said nothing. It seemed to late for that.[/i]


kain5252 01-31-2007 08:43 PM


OT: Sorry that I have been absent.


After listening to to everyone and seeing how Meoth was now a crispy critter Dante decided to cast his vote "Im going to have to vote [B]Beta Ray Bill [/B] on this one"


Deadpooligan 01-31-2007 09:36 PM


OOC: Every freakin' time I'm about to be eliminated, inactives come outta the woodwork. So lame!

IC: "[B]Doom, if I may, offer a few parting words with my accusers.[/B]"

Bill looked at everyone in the room, despite his statement.

"[B]When you all perish due to your own idiocy, I will be watching. And nay, I will not help you in the end. Thou are destined to revel in your failure.[/B]"

Bill rose Stormbreaker menacingly.

"[B]Know that thou hast condemned yet another innocent. May Hela have no pity on you.[/b]"


Chris Lang 01-31-2007 09:54 PM


[QUOTE=Deadpooligan;4324219]OOC: Every freakin' time I'm about to be eliminated, inactives come outta the woodwork. So lame!

IC: "[B]Doom, if I may, offer a few parting words with my accusers.[/B]"

Bill looked at everyone in the room, despite his statement.

"[B]When you all perish due to your own idiocy, I will be watching. And nay, I will not help you in the end. Thou are destined to revel in your failure.[/B]"

Bill rose Stormbreaker menacingly.

"[B]Know that thou hast condemned yet another innocent. May Hela have no pity on you.[/b]"[/QUOTE]

"Look, this case is frustrating." Ukyo told him. "We're pretty sure someone powerful and capable of sending lightning killed Luffy. And many of us are sure someone pretty powerful smashed the Shrike. If they're both the same person, you and Dante are the best choices."

"I voted for you because Dante had been too silent. Okay, there's also Mantis' pet suspect Jade. But there's still time. Do you have anything to say other than 'it wasn't me?'"

"Captain America and Dr. Strange gave up on trying to find the lightning wielder and voted for James Bond." Ukyo said with a sigh. "Jeff voted for you, Bill, but he was wrong about Moon Knight. I don't think Mantis is going to come to your rescue and vote for Dante or James Bond because she's so obsessed with getting Jade voted off."

"There's not much time. If anyone else is going to vote or change their vote, they'd better do it fast."


Deadpooligan 01-31-2007 10:07 PM


[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4324300]"Look, this case is frustrating." Ukyo told him. "We're pretty sure someone powerful and capable of sending lightning killed Luffy. And many of us are sure someone pretty powerful smashed the Shrike. If they're both the same person, you and Dante are the best choices."

"I voted for you because Dante had been too silent. Okay, there's also Mantis' pet suspect Jade. But there's still time. Do you have anything to say other than 'it wasn't me?'"

"Captain America and Dr. Strange gave up on trying to find the lightning wielder and voted for James Bond." Ukyo said with a sigh. "Jeff voted for you, Bill, but he was wrong about Moon Knight. I don't think Mantis is going to come to your rescue and vote for Dante or James Bond because she's so obsessed with getting Jade voted off."

"There's not much time. If anyone else is going to vote or change their vote, they'd better do it fast."[/QUOTE]

"[B]You excluded Dante because of silence? Dost thou not know the proverb?[/B]"

[I]"Those who know do not speak; Those who speak do not know."[/I]


Chris Lang 01-31-2007 10:38 PM


[QUOTE=Deadpooligan;4324364]"[B]You excluded Dante because of silence? Dost thou not know the proverb?[/B]"

[I]"Those who know do not speak; Those who speak do not know."[/I][/QUOTE]

"I guess I'm waiting on Mantis, or for someone else who voted for you to change their votes." Ukyo said. "But it doesn't look like that's going to happen."

"The Secret Avenger's the key." Ukyo said. "After Luffy's death, he or she probably guessed you, Dante, the Undertaker or Jade. I could change my vote, but it probably won't make a difference at this point. It'll just tie things up."

"And Dante knows it, too. Which is why he voted for you. He knows that if ANY of us has doubts about you and changes our vote, we'll go into a tie and the banishment will be delayed because Monarch got chosen to be the tiebreaker or something!"

"Mantis hasn't even voted yet. I guess she got tired of voting for Jade, but really couldn't bring herself to vote for anyone else."


tangentman 01-31-2007 10:46 PM


Mantis fought alongside the others when the Doombots attacked. The "Mistress of Martial Arts" effortlessly dodged the strafing blasts and darted among the androids. Any blasts which struck near Mantis only hit stray strands of hair. She leapt atop the first robot, using her momentum to bowl over the imitator. [COLOR="green"]"Your numbers are nothing to This One's skill!"[/COLOR]

Next, Mantis sprang from the toppled Doombot and planted her heel into another robot's faceplate. As the plate was forced into the robot's face, sparks flew. The robot flailed and, with the optic sensors disabled, blasted a hole through another Doombot. Mantis grabbed that Doombot's arm in a Judo grip and twisted the gauntlet toward two more robots. The blast ripped through both their chestplates.

[COLOR="green"]"The robot pawns will eliminate one another before they strike Mantis."[/COLOR] When another robot attempted to come up from behind, Mantis caught the movement in her peripheral vision. Swiftly ducking low, Mantis darted out a leg and swept the robot's feet. The robot clunked backward, and Mantis gestured toward the robot. An emerald nimbus of energy formed around her hand, before cutting down her final opponent.

[COLOR="green"]"Though you attempted to overwhelm This One with numbers, yet did she perservere! So shall she perservere in your master's game--though he would bring Death to us all, This One will yet show him how Life will prevail!"[/COLOR] Standing atop the remnants of her "enemies", Mantis looked at her fellow players. [COLOR="green"]"Doom wisely chose his minions in this game. Among them must surely be [b]Jade[/b]. Though you doubt This One's claims (some for sentimental reasons), you will see in the end that Jade must surely be one of the traitors."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 01-31-2007 10:50 PM


I'm typing up the update as we speak. It will be split up into 2 parts. Pt.1 will be the banishment and pt.2 will be the next kills.


moonknight2099 01-31-2007 11:01 PM


Having been turned back to normal Columbo says to Dr. Strange. "It's a shame that you had to take that spell off. I don't mind tellin' you that it was kinda fun cutting loose like that. I mean don't get me wrong I wouldn't want to stay that way, but that was fun." He then pulls a cigar out of his coat. Then fumbles around trying to find his lighter.


Chris Lang 01-31-2007 11:04 PM


[QUOTE=tangentman;4324500][COLOR="green"]"Doom wisely chose his minions in this game. Among them must surely be [b]Jade[/b]. Though you doubt This One's claims (some for sentimental reasons), you will see in the end that Jade must surely be one of the traitors."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Ukyo sighed. "You are SO predictable. In order to get a quick banishment of someone other than Beta Ray Bill now, two of us will have to vote for James Bond, Jade, or Dante. Otherwise, it's a tie."

"Mantis, you claim to be better at reading people than the rest of us. But Jade genuinely seemed to not know who the Traitors were. Yes, he's sarcastic, and yes, he's smart enough to pull it off. He could have devised the EMP, the lightning, and so on. But I'm just not sure about him."

"I guess it doesn't make any difference now. We'll just have to hope for the best."


The Purple Skull 01-31-2007 11:12 PM


Part 1 The next banishment was finally held! As the group arrives at the Hall Of Doom, Dr. Doom himself makes his appearance. However, before he could begin talking, the Doombots, who at one point staged a sit-in with Prez Rickard, began singing.

(To the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club theme)

[COLOR="Olive"]Who’s the leader of the world Once your power belongs to him D-O-C-T-O-R-D-O-O-M![/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]I must say, Mr. Rickard. You have truly done wonders to these Doombots. I kind of like them as a singing group. Tell me, why are there only 5 left? [/COLOR]

Prez Rickard: They didn’t believe a singing group could have 30 members. So they fought until 5 remained standing.

[COLOR="Green"]Interesting. Anyway, have you fools made a decision?[/COLOR]

James Bond: Yes we have. We have decided to vote off Bill. [B]Beta Ray Bill[/B].

[COLOR="Green"]So be it. Before I banish you, Bill, I must ask this. What are your feelings towards your banishment knowing that you were innocent?[/COLOR]

Beta Ray Bill: Nay sir, Thou doth not like it!

Captain America: Dammit! We were wrong again!

The Doombots then sang the theme to Mr. Ed as Beta Ray Bill went on his way. Before Bill could retalitate, he was banished.

[COLOR="Green"]Now in about 3 hours, I would like you all to meet me at the Doom Historical Archives.[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 01-31-2007 11:15 PM


Part 2 3 hours pass, and the group makes their way to the Archives.

[COLOR="Green"]Another beautiful room is it not? In this room, I have displayed my many ancestors. On your right stands Doomus Erectus. He should have been credited with the invention OF fire. However, that Neanderthal Reedus Fantasticus stole the fire and took the credit for himself. To your left stands the esteemed Count Fernando Von Doom. He was in fact the first one to discover that the world was round. However, that miserable thief Galileo stole his notes and claimed he made that discovery. He also made a powerful enemy that day![/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]But enough with the history lesson. The reason I brought you all here is to check out the balcony. Quite a remakable view, is it not? If you look straight ahead, you can see the New Latveria skyline.[/COLOR]

Group: Ooooooh.

[COLOR="Green"]And if you look to your right, you can see the statue depicting my victory over that wench, Squirrel Girl.[/COLOR]

Group: Ahhhhhhh.

[COLOR="Green"]And if you look below you, you can see the corpse of the [B]Monarch[/B]![/COLOR]

Group: Gasp!

[COLOR="Green"]Yes. That foolish Monarch demanded that the Doom Squad work for him. The Squad did not take that well. So they stripped him of his armor and threw him off the balcony where he fell to his death.[/COLOR]

In honor of the Monarch, the Doombots proceeded to sing “Freefalling” by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers.

As the group enters back into the Archives, they notice a hanging ornament in the room.

Uyko: Hey, Doom. What’s that hanging ornament in the far right? Was that one of your ancestors as well?

[COLOR="Green"]Actually, that’s [B]Prez Rickard[/B].[/COLOR]

Chris Jericho: Holy jeez! What happened to him?

[COLOR="Green"]Well after disposing the Monarch, the group cornered the spying teen president. From there, he was hanged on the ceiling with a rope made out of web-fluid. Voting starts now![/COLOR]

To commemorate the fallen president, the Doombots sang another heartfelt song:

[COLOR="Olive"]Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more[/COLOR]


OOC: Deadline will be on Friday 11 PM ET.

I read on the Q&A Forum that CBR is switching servers during the weekend. So there might be a slight delay on the game during the weekend. I just wanted to give you guys the heads up.

Secret Avenger: Send in your next guess asap.


tangentman 01-31-2007 11:18 PM


[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4324564]Ukyo sighed. "You are SO predictable. In order to get a quick banishment of someone other than Beta Ray Bill now, two of us will have to vote for James Bond, Jade, or Dante. Otherwise, it's a tie."

"Mantis, you claim to be better at reading people than the rest of us. But Jade genuinely seemed to not know who the Traitors were. Yes, he's sarcastic, and yes, he's smart enough to pull it off. He could have devised the EMP, the lightning, and so on. But I'm just not sure about him."

"I guess it doesn't make any difference now. We'll just have to hope for the best."[/QUOTE]


[COLOR="Green"]"Perhaps the real question is, 'why do you protect Jade'? He is as much a stranger to you as any of us. Yet, you speak up in his defense every time This One accuses him. What do you perceive in him that compels you to believe him innocent?"[/COLOR] At that moment, Mantis saw the Monarch's corpse. She shook her head. [COLOR="Green"]"A tragic waste."[/COLOR]

However, Mantis showed far more emotion when she saw Prez Rickard's body. [COLOR="green"]"[b]No![/b] Not that one!"[/COLOR] A gasp turned quickly to seething rage. [COLOR="green"]"Prez Rickard was a great man--perhaps as much as the promised Celestial Messiah, the Prez could have brought Enlightenment to a troubled world. This One shall miss him...and she shall see his murder avenged."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 01-31-2007 11:19 PM


[B]ACTIVE PLAYERS[/B] Joe Acro - Dr. Strange Superheroic - Captain America tangentman - Mantis Chris Lang - Ukyo Kuonji moonknight2099 - Columbo Anthony Johanson - Jade Curtiss kain5252 – Dante Jeff-E - Jeff-E Pheonix-NoRelation - Spider-Man Kholdhearted – Hulk BYC - James Bond

[B]INACTIVE PLAYERS[/B] (Have not voted for 3 straight rounds) Legato - Power Girl Young Avenger - Chris Jericho

[B]ELIMINATED[/B] Sophisticated_Gamer – Wolverine darkkeeperjr - Darth Vader [DOOM SQUAD] Weirdopky - Moon Knight Eternal Torment - The Undertaker Deadpooligan - Beta Ray Bill Batman [BEATEN TO DEATH AND SKINNED] Chou Blaster - Kenshiro [CRUSHED BY A BIG STATUE] [VIGILANTE] Guy1 - Kamen Rider Kabuto [VIVISECTED; DIED OF BLOOD LOSS] Crimson King - The Shrike [SMASHED TO BITS] [SECRET AVENGER] Spidey-kid1 – Luffy [CUT UP AND DECAPITATED] Schornforce – Meowth [BURNT TO A CRISP] GrimShadow - Arthur Dent [STABBED WITH A SPATULA] Nomad – The Monarch [FELL TO THIS DEATH] Indigo Al - Prez Rickard [HANGED]


The Purple Skull 01-31-2007 11:28 PM


[COLOR="Green"]Curses! The Secret Avenger was correct with their guess![/COLOR]


tangentman 01-31-2007 11:42 PM


OOC: Tell, tell!


Weirdopky 01-31-2007 11:45 PM


after the events that had taken place, MK had to say somethin.

[COLOR="Navy"]Sorry, Walters, but I guess that's what'cha get for votin' me out. Anyway, Prez, I admired your willpower to stop those Doombots from fighting. I guess it just wasn't happenin' for the squad. Well, at least now we know that the Agent was right, and (s)he'll guide the rest of you guys to victory hopefully.[/COLOR]


Indigo Al 01-31-2007 11:45 PM


[IMG]http://www.supermanartists.comics.org/dchistory/prez.jpg[/IMG]

Prez addressed the room from Limbo.

[COLOR="Red"]"I guess someone really didn't want me in office!

Brothers and sisters, keep fighting the good fight against the Doom Squad. Think about my death and what it meant and [B]who'd have a good reason for it.[/B]

Sister Mantis, thank you for your kind words. But no one needs to be any kind of messiah to make this world better. Just think about how you can be a better person to others, and help your community.

Cap, I know I'm not [B]your[/B] Commander-In-Chief, but keep making [B]this[/B] COmmander-In-Chief proud back in the world of your Marvel comics!

And Sister Ukyo - think you can send some ghost Ozowhatsit pancakes to Limbo?

And for everyone....even for Doom......

All You Need is Love."[/COLOR]


Crimson King 01-31-2007 11:54 PM


Kassad: I'm tired of this game Doom. I think I'll kill you right now. Let's see you pull tricks to save yourself from this.

Kassad kicks Dr. Doom to make sure he's the real Doom, the shoots him in the head with his rifle. Total disintegration will ensure if the shot makes contact.


The Purple Skull 02-01-2007 12:15 AM


Kassad had done it! Dr. Doom was vaporized! Or so he thought. Just then a nearby monitor switches on.

[COLOR="Green"]Really, Kassad. I would appreciate it if you would stop trying to kill me. Face facts, the Shrike has failed! And will continue to do so. Did you think that pathetic pop-gun of yours would be enough to slay me? I have the Official High Energy Plutonium Powered 500 Blast Radial Precision Continuum Transfuctioner! With it, I am a god! I cannot be defeated![/COLOR]


Crimson King 02-01-2007 12:18 AM


Kassad: I wonder, How much does this castle cost?

Kassad takes out his Flechette pistol and begins blowing holes into the building.

Kassad: You may have you fun, but it'll cost you your castle.



RUMINATIONS: Ah, lots of fun stuff here. I think at this point we were all really into it and having lots of fun here. Lots of stuff that makes me smile just thinking about it.

Anyway, we're getting closer to the end of the game. We'll see what happens next in Part 20.

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