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And now Part 13 of the Traitor Game Essentials re-presentation of Traitor Game V: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Traitor. The Traitors finally strike!



Peter Parker 12-13-2006 07:39 PM

[QUOTE=Anthony Johanson;4109236]The Bard, not caring about most of the proceedings, slightly drew more interested when Lex put himself up for voting. The Bard snorted, and remaeked:

"So, the age ol' bluffing tactic, eh? Puuting yourself 'ere on out so people are fooled. Wonder if someone will call your bluff."[/QUOTE]Jimmy thought about this possibility.

[I]'True. The votes that are the highest now are on The King. So, if Lex were to call bluff, he wouldn't be putting himself in danger.'[/I]


Chris Lang 12-13-2006 07:41 PM

[QUOTE=PatrickG;4109189]"There are only two unaccounted for votes."

"Anyone who is alone in the vote they have cast? I suggest you change your vote and join me before it is too late. If either the Joker or the King are killers, the modus operandi will ferret them out in the next round if there is a successful kill tonight. While both are... distrubing, their monomaniacal tendancies make them poor assassins."

"My intellect must be preserved. I refuse to be slain by the pathetic freak show assembled here."

"Therefore... I vote for [B]Lex Luthor[/B] for expulsion."

"So those of you throwing your votes away on candidates who will never win, well... There's still time to change your vote."

Lex grins.

"Vote early. Vote often."

He taps into his wrist control, which begins playing the Stars and Stripes Forever.

"Vote Lex."[/QUOTE]

Hearing this, Cologne did something unexpected. She laughed, loudly.

It was only for a few seconds, and she did not even know why Lex's voting himself for banishment struck her as funny. Perhaps it was because of the tension. Everyone needed to laugh every now and then.

She spoke up. "Very amusing, Luthor. However, my vote remains for the Joker. As I said, he has nothing to contribute except for madness. Lacking any evidence against you, I feel it is best that you remain here so that your genius may help us escape this place."

She smiled at Luthor. "If you are indeed as great a genius as you claim, why are you worried about being killed? Surely you could defend yourself if the renegade elves OR the 'good elf' tried to kill you."


Chris Lang 12-13-2006 07:49 PM

[QUOTE=Young Avenger;4109225][color=red]"Dr. Zoidberg is a character from an animated sitcom called Futurama. He's a lobster alien who is the medical doctor for a delivery company. Since you two looked similar I thought you might be related to him or be a sub-species to his race or something."

"I'm not Pym or Lang. I'm a brand new Ant-Man! Pym personally hand picked me to become the new Ant-Man." :D [/color][/QUOTE]

Cologne chuckled. "Oh, I'm not a lobster alien. I'm quite human. Perhaps that costume has made your vision faulty."

"So you're a new Ant-Man? I suspected as much. You do seem like one who has only recently become a costumed super-character, or whatever they refer to your kind where you come from."


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 07:52 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4109311]Cologne chuckled. "Oh, I'm not a lobster alien. I'm quite human. Perhaps that costume has made your vision faulty."

"So you're a new Ant-Man? I suspected as much. You do seem like one who has only recently become a costumed super-character, or whatever they refer to your kind where you come from."[/QUOTE][COLOR="Navy"]"Eh? Oba-san, you were able to know that he was just a rookie superhero?"[/COLOR]


Chris Lang 12-13-2006 08:00 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4109325][COLOR="Navy"]"Eh? Oba-san, you were able to know that he was just a rookie superhero?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"I have spent many, many years of my life training young Amazons and martial artists. I have watched them learn and grow, and improve their skills. I can usually tell just by observation who is a seasoned veteran, and who is just a beginner. I have watched Ant-Man closely, and he reminds me of many inexperienced youths I have seen."

"But Conan...if that is what you prefer to be called...I see in your eyes that you have more you wish to tell me. Have you seen anything you wish to discuss with me? We do not have too much time before the banishment, so you should make this quick."


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 08:09 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4109364]"I have spent many, many years of my life training young Amazons and martial artists. I have watched them learn and grow, and improve their skills. I can usually tell just by observation who is a seasoned veteran, and who is just a beginner. I have watched Ant-Man closely, and he reminds me of many inexperienced youths I have seen."

"But Conan...if that is what you prefer to be called...I see in your eyes that you have more you wish to tell me. Have you seen anything you wish to discuss with me? We do not have too much time before the banishment, so you should make this quick."[/QUOTE]Jimmy nodded in acknowledgement. Somehow, he trusted one of the suspects...

[COLOR="Navy"]"I don't think The King should be voted out, yet. In fact, I don't think anyone should be voted out yet. We don't have enough evidence to prove anyone being the murderer. Banishing a player who might be innocent is irresponsible."

"True though, this might be seen as a selfish act, since banishing the most suspicious of us all could be lowering the chance of a murder being commited. However, nobody will know what will happen to the person after he or she is banished."

"Though Santa has already told us of what he will do, there's no evidence to prove that Onslaught was really safe."

"Shun me if you want, oba-san. But I'm not voting another person out till I know the truth!"[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-13-2006 08:12 PM

[QUOTE=PatrickG;4109189]"There are only two unaccounted for votes."

"Anyone who is alone in the vote they have cast? I suggest you change your vote and join me before it is too late. If either the Joker or the King are killers, the modus operandi will ferret them out in the next round if there is a successful kill tonight. While both are... distrubing, their monomaniacal tendancies make them poor assassins."

"My intellect must be preserved. I refuse to be slain by the pathetic freak show assembled here."

"Therefore... I vote for [B]Lex Luthor[/B] for expulsion."

"So those of you throwing your votes away on candidates who will never win, well... There's still time to change your vote."

Lex grins.

"Vote early. Vote often."

He taps into his wrist control, which begins playing the Stars and Stripes Forever.

"Vote Lex."[/QUOTE] Surprised by Lex's self-vote, Doom thought to himself.

([I][COLOR="Green"]A rather interesting move there by Luthor. He might be using this to bait any possible traitors. Or maybe he's not as smart as makes himself out to be. Perhaps this could a form of self-sacrifice so that he may assist us from beyond the workshop. If so, then I can respect that. I know a thing or two about self-sacrifice. It is quite possibly the most noble thing an individual can do.[/COLOR][/I])


Flashback to the whole Onslaught event where the heroes sacrificed themselves to destroy Onslaught. It's the scene where Iron Man carries Doom into the essence of Onslaught.

[COLOR="Green"]Unhand me you fool! I am Victor Von Doom! What is this nonsense?[/COLOR]

Iron Man: It's a little thing called sacrfice, Doom. We're saving the world.

[COLOR="Green"]By sacrificing ourselves?! That is quite possibly the stupidest idea I have ever heard! There is no nobility in that! Now I deman you unhand me th----[/COLOR]

Doom and Iron Man enter Onslaught's essence. Too late.


BYC 12-13-2006 08:28 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4109398]Jimmy nodded in acknowledgement. Somehow, he trusted one of the suspects...

[COLOR="Navy"]"I don't think The King should be voted out, yet. In fact, I don't think anyone should be voted out yet. We don't have enough evidence to prove anyone being the murderer. Banishing a player who might be innocent is irresponsible."

"True though, this might be seen as a selfish act, since banishing the most suspicious of us all could be lowering the chance of a murder being commited. However, nobody will know what will happen to the person after he or she is banished."

"Though Santa has already told us of what he will do, there's no evidence to prove that Onslaught was really safe."

"Shun me if you want, oba-san. But I'm not voting another person out till I know the truth!"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

The King, in his drunken state, appears over Jimmy from a ceiling light, and promptly falls. Patting Jimmy on the head, the King gives Jimmy a 6 pack of Coors Light.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey...where's...thhhhhee...booooooozzze???" askes an extremely drunk Tony Stark. The King picks himself off of the ground, off of Jimmy, after eight tries, and wanders off with the King.

"Ddiidd I tell you aabbboooottt the time I banged Waaaaaps and Wwwiiidooo?"


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 08:32 PM

[QUOTE=BYC;4109477]The King, in his drunken state, appears over Jimmy from a ceiling light, and promptly falls. Patting Jimmy on the head, the King gives Jimmy a 6 pack of Coors Light.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey...where's...thhhhhee...booooooozzze???" askes an extremely drunk Tony Stark. The King picks himself off of the ground, off of Jimmy, after eight tries, and wanders off with the King.

"Ddiidd I tell you aabbboooottt the time I banged Waaaaaps and Wwwiiidooo?"[/QUOTE]Jimmy rubbed his sore head.

[I]'Seriously, drunk people are so...ugh!'[/I]


Weirdopky 12-13-2006 08:39 PM

about an hour and twenty minutes left till the first renegade kill and banishment.


BYC 12-13-2006 09:23 PM

After hearing a ruckus, Green Latern Kyle finds Tony Stark on top of the bar, apparently describing some sort of adventure in his past. Other lushes surrounded the bar, which was manned by the King. The King, even in his drunken stupor, was doing his best Tom Cruise [I]'Cocktail'[/I] impersonation.

Kyle shrugged and took a place at the bar, listening to the high tales of Iron Man.


Chou Blaster 12-13-2006 09:46 PM

[QUOTE=BYC;4109638]After hearing a ruckus, Green Latern Kyle finds Tony Stark on top of the bar, apparently describing some sort of adventure in his past. Other lushes surrounded the bar, which was manned by the King. The King, even in his drunken stupor, was doing his best Tom Cruise [I]'Cocktail'[/I] impersonation.

Kyle shrugged and took a place at the bar, listening to the high tales of Iron Man.[/QUOTE]

As he drinks hi s own drink and well fel tlike speaking.:

"OH iron,y, on one faithful night I found this ring when I was piss drunk, and the biggest thing I can think of, was blowing up Oa by accident. :Which made him Ion, though yeah Kyle did not sound too proud of it.:


Chris Lang 12-13-2006 09:48 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4109398]Jimmy nodded in acknowledgement. Somehow, he trusted one of the suspects...

[COLOR="Navy"]"I don't think The King should be voted out, yet. In fact, I don't think anyone should be voted out yet. We don't have enough evidence to prove anyone being the murderer. Banishing a player who might be innocent is irresponsible."

"True though, this might be seen as a selfish act, since banishing the most suspicious of us all could be lowering the chance of a murder being commited. However, nobody will know what will happen to the person after he or she is banished."

"Though Santa has already told us of what he will do, there's no evidence to prove that Onslaught was really safe."

"Shun me if you want, oba-san. But I'm not voting another person out till I know the truth!"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"I would prefer not to vote anyone out without evidence, either. It goes against a lifetime of beliefs. I have presided over many trials in the Joketsuzoku village, and have tried my best not to punish an innocent. But our crazed host insists that we vote to banish someone, whether we have evidence or not. The Joker, I feel, is expendable. He may not be one of the renegade elves, but he has killed a great many people in Gotham City."

"You are right in that we do NOT know what happens to a person after he or she is banished. Luthor may be voting himself for banishment in the hopes that means he will be sent back to his own universe. It's possible, but I doubt this. Those who are banished will probably still be prisoners, but in a different place."

"So you are going to refrain from voting? Do not worry. I will not hold it against you. However, I cannot say the same for our host."

The King had resurfaced at this point, now completely drunk and tending to the bar. He had still yet to even attempt to defend himself, unless his defense was his crazy antics. Was he trying to say '[I]Don't banish me, I'm the comic relief! What will you do without me?'[/I]. Then again, maybe the King had never been in a situation even remotely like this before, and did not really know how to react.

Cologne turned back to the boy detective. "I am afraid it is soon going to be time for banishment. And I fear it is too late for you to save the King, if you truly believe he should not be banished. You should say your goodbyes to him now if you wish, for we may not ever see him again."


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 10:00 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4109704]"I would prefer not to vote anyone out without evidence, either. It goes against a lifetime of beliefs. I have presided over many trials in the Joketsuzoku village, and have tried my best not to punish an innocent. But our crazed host insists that we vote to banish someone, whether we have evidence or not. The Joker, I feel, is expendable. He may not be one of the renegade elves, but he has killed a great many people in Gotham City."

"You are right in that we do NOT know what happens to a person after he or she is banished. Luthor may be voting himself for banishment in the hopes that means he will be sent back to his own universe. It's possible, but I doubt this. Those who are banished will probably still be prisoners, but in a different place."

"So you are going to refrain from voting? Do not worry. I will not hold it against you. However, I cannot say the same for our host."[/QUOTE][COLOR="Navy"]"Ah, that's why I voted for the person less likely to gain more than one vote of mine. This way, I'll have voted, and yet, the person cannot be banished.

However, if everyone were to do the same, Santa would'd The Breaker to settle the score. Sigh, if only there's a way to get the cops, or a way to get us out of here."[/COLOR]


Weirdopky 12-13-2006 10:05 PM

Santa, finally pops in, to make the announcement

[COLOR="DarkRed"]So, I see you've come to a decision?[/COLOR]

Then, Dr. Doom makes the announcement.

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Yes, we have gotten a majority vote, and the highest votes are for the oddly silent teleporter, [B]the Burger King[/B][/COLOR]


[COLOR="DarkRed"]Well then, it is done. And by done, I mean all of your lives. You fools, you just got rid of the one man who could've helped you.[/COLOR]

Conan speaks, utterly shocked.

[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]You mean, he was the Santa's Helper of this game? You've got to be joking me.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Yes, indeed your friend the Burger King was the agent who was going to help you all, and you cast him aside because he just fed all of you. By the way, Cologne, the fridge automatically replenishes it's supply of food every time you open it. I felt that since the Hulk had such a huge appetite, you were gonna need it. Now, has anybody seen the Super Skrull?[/COLOR]

Lo and behold, everyone walks over to the Skrull's living quarters, finding a giant sleight shoved through his door, aparently broken up quite a bit.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Ah, my renegades have finally made their first move. They've gone after Kl'rt, the Super Skrull. From the looks of things, they had fashioned some kind of bomb out of the tools they found in the basement, along with my sleigh, and shoved it into the Skrull's room while he slept. Amazing. So, now you see, they're both gone. And I've heard your questions. You want to know where they go, here. I'll show you.[/COLOR]

Then, Santa waves his hand, and a tv pops up, with an image of the BK, the Super Skrull, and Onslaught. They're sitting their, tied down to chairs, watching "A Christmas Story" and "It's A Wonderful Life."

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Like I said, they must watch Christmas movies forever. Now, have fun beginning the next vote, it ends this friday at 10 EST.[/COLOR]


Chou Blaster 12-13-2006 10:08 PM

[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4109753]Santa, finally pops in, to make the announcement

[COLOR="DarkRed"]So, I see you've come to a decision?[/COLOR]

Then, Dr. Doom makes the announcement.

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Yes, we have gotten a majority vote, and the highest votes are for the oddly silent teleporter, [B]the Burger King[/B][/COLOR]


[COLOR="DarkRed"]Well then, it is done. And by done, I mean all of your lives. You fools, you just got rid of the one man who could've helped you.[/COLOR]

Conan speaks, utterly shocked.

[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]You mean, he was the Santa's Helper of this game? You've got to be joking me.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Yes, indeed your friend the Burger King was the agent who was going to help you all, and you cast him aside because he just fed all of you. By the way, Cologne, the fridge automatically replenishes it's supply of food every time you open it. I felt that since the Hulk had such a huge appetite, you were gonna need it. Now, has anybody seen the Super Skrull?[/COLOR]

Lo and behold, everyone walks over to the Skrull's living quarters, finding a giant sleight shoved through his door, aparently broken up quite a bit.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Ah, my renegades have finally made their first move. They've gone after Kl'rt, the Super Skrull. From the looks of things, they had fashioned some kind of bomb out of the tools they found in the basement, along with my sleigh, and shoved it into the Skrull's room while he slept. Amazing. So, now you see, they're both gone. And I've heard your questions. You want to know where they go, here. I'll show you.[/COLOR]

Then, Santa waves his hand, and a tv pops up, with an image of the BK, the Super Skrull, and Onslaught. They're sitting their, tied down to chairs, watching "A Christmas Story" and "It's A Wonderful Life."

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Like I said, they must watch Christmas movies forever. Now, have fun beginning the next vote, it ends this friday at 10 EST.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


OOC: Oh my ****ing lord, as it's my first traitor game, damn I nkew I would regret voting, and damn, poor Burger King, I didn't know, I di d nkow,d ar eit all!

Kyle then looks very, very, very sad, regretting what he has done and makes a green energy shotgun, in a attempt to blow hi shead off.:


Weirdopky 12-13-2006 10:14 PM

Eternal Torment-Onslaught (Killed by Absorption) Superheroic-The Hulk The Purple Skull-Dr. Doom moonknight2099-Super Skrull (Killed by explosive Sleigh) Jeff-E-Ronan the Accuser mattbib-Fin Fang Foom Young Avenger-Irredeemable Ant-Man PatrickG-Lex Luthor in the Green power suit tangentman-Wonder Girl/Donna Troy Joe Acro- Flash III/Wally West Chou Blaster-Kyle Rayner Green Lantern Hush Little Batman-The Joker Chris Lang-The Elder Cologne darkkeeperjr-Eric Cartman Peter Parker-Conan Edogawa aka Jimmy Kudo Indigo Al-Archie Andrews with the Quantum Bands Anthony Johanson-The Bard Weirdopky-Crazy Ass Santa Claus


BANISHED: BYC-The Burger King (Santa's Helper)


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 10:18 PM

[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4109753]Santa, finally pops in, to make the announcement

[COLOR="DarkRed"]So, I see you've come to a decision?[/COLOR]

Then, Dr. Doom makes the announcement.

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Yes, we have gotten a majority vote, and the highest votes are for the oddly silent teleporter, [B]the Burger King[/B][/COLOR]


[COLOR="DarkRed"]Well then, it is done. And by done, I mean all of your lives. You fools, you just got rid of the one man who could've helped you.[/COLOR]

Conan speaks, utterly shocked.

[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]You mean, he was the Santa's Helper of this game? You've got to be joking me.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Yes, indeed your friend the Burger King was the agent who was going to help you all, and you cast him aside because he just fed all of you. By the way, Cologne, the fridge automatically replenishes it's supply of food every time you open it. I felt that since the Hulk had such a huge appetite, you were gonna need it. Now, has anybody seen the Super Skrull?[/COLOR]

Lo and behold, everyone walks over to the Skrull's living quarters, finding a giant sleight shoved through his door, aparently broken up quite a bit.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Ah, my renegades have finally made their first move. They've gone after Kl'rt, the Super Skrull. From the looks of things, they had fashioned some kind of bomb out of the tools they found in the basement, along with my sleigh, and shoved it into the Skrull's room while he slept. Amazing. So, now you see, they're both gone. And I've heard your questions. You want to know where they go, here. I'll show you.[/COLOR]

Then, Santa waves his hand, and a tv pops up, with an image of the BK, the Super Skrull, and Onslaught. They're sitting their, tied down to chairs, watching "A Christmas Story" and "It's A Wonderful Life."

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Like I said, they must watch Christmas movies forever. Now, have fun beginning the next vote, it ends this friday at 10 EST.[/COLOR][/QUOTE][I]'Hmm...that could'd been anybody.

However, what did he meant by 'bomb'? The only materials that can be found in this basement are food, the fridge, the bedsheets, the shower, and the toilet. Nevertheless, Santa did say it's 'his' sleigh. So more items could'd been hidden till the murder was committed.

Also, if The King was the agent, he's an awfully bad one. All he did was offer people... Could it be? Hmm...nah, it couldn't be. Unless he knew one of us would be smart enough to check.

But more importantly, where did he get the materials for his explosive device? Santa mentioned it was fasioned out of the tools found in the basement... But what were those tools?'[/I]


Chou Blaster 12-13-2006 10:22 PM

And before Kyle mental pulle dthe triger thought for a minute.:

[I]"Hey wait a minute, that Kree guy hated the Skrull's guts, and the skrull wa sthe next vicitm tit was obviously fishy. ANd no, I got to make up for my mistake, starting now."[/I]

As he goes back to pondering:

[I]Doom, Luthor, and the Joker are the ones smart enough for such a device, ou tof so little parts, but the lasso before depowered said it wasn't him. Also the Knig bieng GOod guy, wa spointing to the Joker, and honestly why would ne trust the Joker, he had to be a renegade. And the Sleigh was heavy. So it had to be someone strong.[/I]


And he thought again.:

[I]"And the Dragon and Hulk are both strong, Fin in Size, but the Hulk seems to have connections with Santa Claus, and this Santa Claus, wants us all to suffer."[/I]


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 10:22 PM

Deleted post (just ignore this!)


Chris Lang 12-13-2006 10:22 PM

[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4109753]Santa, finally pops in, to make the announcement

[COLOR="DarkRed"]So, I see you've come to a decision?[/COLOR]

Then, Dr. Doom makes the announcement.

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Yes, we have gotten a majority vote, and the highest votes are for the oddly silent teleporter, [B]the Burger King[/B][/COLOR]


[COLOR="DarkRed"]Well then, it is done. And by done, I mean all of your lives. You fools, you just got rid of the one man who could've helped you.[/COLOR]

Conan speaks, utterly shocked.

[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]You mean, he was the Santa's Helper of this game? You've got to be joking me.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Yes, indeed your friend the Burger King was the agent who was going to help you all, and you cast him aside because he just fed all of you. By the way, Cologne, the fridge automatically replenishes it's supply of food every time you open it. I felt that since the Hulk had such a huge appetite, you were gonna need it. Now, has anybody seen the Super Skrull?[/COLOR]

Lo and behold, everyone walks over to the Skrull's living quarters, finding a giant sleight shoved through his door, aparently broken up quite a bit.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Ah, my renegades have finally made their first move. They've gone after Kl'rt, the Super Skrull. From the looks of things, they had fashioned some kind of bomb out of the tools they found in the basement, along with my sleigh, and shoved it into the Skrull's room while he slept. Amazing. So, now you see, they're both gone. And I've heard your questions. You want to know where they go, here. I'll show you.[/COLOR]

Then, Santa waves his hand, and a tv pops up, with an image of the BK, the Super Skrull, and Onslaught. They're sitting their, tied down to chairs, watching "A Christmas Story" and "It's A Wonderful Life."

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Like I said, they must watch Christmas movies forever. Now, have fun beginning the next vote, it ends this friday at 10 EST.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Cologne gazed at the remains of the Super-Skrull. It was not just the door to his chambers that was 'broken up quite a bit', it was the body of the Skrull himself.

"So the Skrull was not one of the renegade elves." Cologne said. "A pity. His shape-shifting powers could have been useful to us. He could have tricked the renegades into revealing themselves."

Cologne stood at the door. "I suspect many of you have strong stomachs, but if any of you don't, I would advise not looking in the Super-Skrull's quarters for a while. Or the freezer room. I found the bloodied bodies of two reindeer hanging on meat hooks there. Fortunately, we need not enter the freezer room. Our host said the refrigerator in the kitchen will be enough to supply us with food."

"Now, what should we do with the remains? If Santa or his cloaked assistant do not take them, should we leave them in his quarters, or place them in the freezer room? The corpses of Dancer and Prancer are already there, so more bodies in the freezer will not be out of place."

As Cologne asked this, she knew that the Skrull had apparently been resurrected in some bizarre place where he was being forced to watch Christmas movies forever. She chose to ponder that later. For now, the Skrull's previous body...what was left of it...needed to be examined, and then placed out of the way.


Jeff-E 12-13-2006 10:23 PM

Ronan walks over to the SuperSkrulls corpse

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Kl'rt you were an ally in this conflict, were you not a Skrull I would feel regret.[/COLOR]

With that Ronan gives Kl'rt a proper farewell by urinating on the dead body.


Chou Blaster 12-13-2006 10:27 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4109811]Cologne gazed at the remains of the Super-Skrull. It was not just the door to his chambers that was 'broken up quite a bit', it was the body of the Skrull himself.

"So the Skrull was not one of the renegade elves." Cologne said. "A pity. His shape-shifting powers could have been useful to us. He could have tricked the renegades into revealing themselves."

Cologne stood at the door. "I suspect many of you have strong stomachs, but if any of you don't, I would advise not looking in the Super-Skrull's quarters for a while. Or the freezer room. I found the bloodied bodies of two reindeer hanging on meat hooks there. Fortunately, we need not enter the freezer room. Our host said the refrigerator in the kitchen will be enough to supply us with food."

"Now, what should we do with the remains? If Santa or his cloaked assistant do not take them, should we leave them in his quarters, or place them in the freezer room? The corpses of Dancer and Prancer are already there, so more bodies in the freezer will not be out of place."

As Cologne asked this, she knew that the Skrull had apparently been resurrected in some bizarre place where he was being forced to watch Christmas movies forever. She chose to ponder that later. For now, the Skrull's previous body...what was left of it...needed to be examined, and then placed out of the way.[/QUOTE]


Whoeve ris oding this is sick in the mind and damn smart to make a bomb ou tof so little. You folsk amy hav ebeen no the right track about the [B]Joker[/B] all along, as the king, depsit emy paranioa of his teleporting, was poniting him out and as a good Elf, would know the bad ones.

As he is still kicking himself over the head.: And why was the Skrull attacked first of us? Whoever did it, did no tlike him.
And as the Kree urniated on Skrull's body, it was obviously a suspect in that regard.:


Indigo Al 12-13-2006 10:29 PM

"EWW! Cut it out, ya creep! That guy tried to help me when Onslaught was royally peeved at me!" Archie formed a Quantum force bubble around the Accuser as he was peeing...

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PatrickG 12-13-2006 10:29 PM

"Wretched fools! Accursed do-gooders! You've cast out our best hope... simply because he was different. Unwanted! I warned you all not to vote for the King. I even offered my self as a substitute. But you idiots shunned and turned on a man because he made you uncomfortable, because he operated on the fringes of your worthless society."

"There must be a response to this indignity. Some of you so-called heroes need to step back from the positions of leadership you've usurped. There's blood on your hands now."

"The traitor must be one of the King's accusers, hiding in plain sight. The effort to railroad that man without a fair trial is obviously the work of a corrupt jurist."

"Wonder Girl. Green Lantern. Flash. I believe that one of you is the traitor. And I won't stop until you pay for the innocent blood on your hands..."


The Purple Skull 12-13-2006 10:32 PM

Seeing the lifeless body of Super-Skrull, Doom shook his head in disappointment

([I][COLOR="Green"]Blast! One of my stronger allies has been disposed of. And I didn't even get a chance to gain his powers![/COLOR][/I])

[COLOR="Green"]So. Explosives were what killed him. They must have been of the cosmic type if they were able to kill someone the caliber of Kl'rt. I believe that between the two renegade elves, one serves as the mastermind while the other does the actual work. I have four possible suspects but for the time being I shall withdraw from voting. I shall see first how the rest of you vote.[/COLOR]


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 10:33 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4109811]Cologne gazed at the remains of the Super-Skrull. It was not just the door to his chambers that was 'broken up quite a bit', it was the body of the Skrull himself.

"So the Skrull was not one of the renegade elves." Cologne said. "A pity. His shape-shifting powers could have been useful to us. He could have tricked the renegades into revealing themselves."

Cologne stood at the door. "I suspect many of you have strong stomachs, but if any of you don't, I would advise not looking in the Super-Skrull's quarters for a while. Or the freezer room. I found the bloodied bodies of two reindeer hanging on meat hooks there. Fortunately, we need not enter the freezer room. Our host said the refrigerator in the kitchen will be enough to supply us with food."

"Now, what should we do with the remains? If Santa or his cloaked assistant do not take them, should we leave them in his quarters, or place them in the freezer room? The corpses of Dancer and Prancer are already there, so more bodies in the freezer will not be out of place."[/QUOTE][COLOR="Navy"]"Obasan, I think it would be best if you kept the body unmoved for now. I want to examing Kl'rt myself."[/COLOR]


Chou Blaster 12-13-2006 10:35 PM

[QUOTE=PatrickG;4109842]"Wretched fools! Accursed do-gooders! You've cast out our best hope... simply because he was different. Unwanted! I warned you all not to vote for the King. I even offered my self as a substitute. But you idiots shunned and turned on a man because he made you uncomfortable, because he operated on the fringes of your worthless society."

"There must be a response to this indignity. Some of you so-called heroes need to step back from the positions of leadership you've usurped. There's blood on your hands now."

"The traitor must be one of the King's accusers, hiding in plain sight. The effort to railroad that man without a fair trial is obviously the work of a corrupt jurist."

"Wonder Girl. Green Lantern. Flash. I believe that one of you is the traitor. And I won't stop until you pay for the innocent blood on your hands..."[/QUOTE]


Hey man I'll tlel you right now, I feel bad, awfuly bad for what happened.

Take soff power ring.:

So if you want to beat the crpa out of me, go on and do it, but despite what yyou may say, i only voted for the Burger King, cause the man crepeed me the hell out.

And in all honesty Luthor, if you did'nt rig up the bomb that killed the Skrull, who did!

We are obviouly delaing with "smart' people and there is no true pattern as to those who ahv ebeen killed, sounds a whole lot like your friend the clown don't it?! Not to mention the one who moved the Sleigh had to be damn strong!

And to those observing the GL's rant, noe could tell h e was not acting, but gneuinely peeved off at hismelf and digusted with himself, despite this, he'll still do damnest to try to turn ni the bad Elfs, desptie hi sflaw in character.:


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 10:36 PM

[QUOTE=PatrickG;4109842]"Wretched fools! Accursed do-gooders! You've cast out our best hope... simply because he was different. Unwanted! I warned you all not to vote for the King. I even offered my self as a substitute. But you idiots shunned and turned on a man because he made you uncomfortable, because he operated on the fringes of your worthless society."

"There must be a response to this indignity. Some of you so-called heroes need to step back from the positions of leadership you've usurped. There's blood on your hands now."

"The traitor must be one of the King's accusers, hiding in plain sight. The effort to railroad that man without a fair trial is obviously the work of a corrupt jurist."

"Wonder Girl. Green Lantern. Flash. I believe that one of you is the traitor. And I won't stop until you pay for the innocent blood on your hands..."[/QUOTE][I]'If the King were to be as lousy of an agent as he seemed, then his identity shouldn't be difficult to be figured out. However, those things he left behind, it might be a substantial clue.'[/I]


Chris Lang 12-13-2006 10:36 PM

[QUOTE=Indigo Al;4109841]"EWW! Cut it out, ya creep! That guy tried to help me when Onslaught was royally peeved at me!" Archie formed a Quantum force bubble around the Accuser as he was peeing...[/QUOTE]

Cologne, too, was apalled by the Kree Accuser's lack of respect for the dead. The Joketsuzoku had always shown proper respect for the dead, even dead enemies.

Cologne turned to Archie. He seemed to be handling this well, considering that he probably came from a sheltered environment where violent death was uncommon. "Are you going to be all right, boy? You are probably not used to such things. You do not feel...sick or anything, do you?"

Cologne examined Archie, checking for signs of nausea. Cologne herself had seen death far too often, so she could handle it. She was not sure about Archie...


Young Avenger 12-13-2006 10:38 PM

[color=red]"I accuse [b]Ronan[/b]. Kree and Skrulls have been at war for who knows long. Ronan had it in for Super Skrull from the beginning. He almost voted out before he died and he's pissing on his body right now. I don't think there is anyone in this room who wanted the skrull dead more than him."[/color]


Chou Blaster 12-13-2006 10:41 PM

[QUOTE=Young Avenger;4109884][color=red]"I accuse [b]Ronan[/b]. Kree and Skrulls have been at war for who knows long. Ronan had it in for Super Skrull from the beginning. He almost voted out before he died and he's pissing on his body right now. I don't think there is anyone in this room who wanted the skrull dead more than him."[/color][/QUOTE]

Yeha that was pretty obivous to me too. :As he tohguht again.:

[I]"Just how toguh was a Skrull to being with, because aside the Slay, someone has to be packing serious heat, Ronan has the Hammer, but aside form that, the Bumblnig Red Head with those bands could faking hi sbumbling nature this whole time, or maybe he was like the King, the second helper, and ha sbeen targeting Doom, and wlel Doom seems to have a less savory back ground.:[/I]


The Purple Skull 12-13-2006 10:41 PM

[COLOR="Green"]Ronan! A moment of your time please.[/COLOR]

Doom proceeds to activate his soundproof force field as he and Ronan have a conference.

[COLOR="Green"]First off, it seems that Conan boy had been spying on our conversation (shows Ronan the transmitter before breaking it). I propose we show him the consequences of eavesdropping us sometime later today.

Anyway, as I said earlier, I feel that the renegade elves consist of a mastermind and one who does the actual work. For some reason, I have a sneaking suspicion between Wonder Girl and Lex Luthor.

Now, Luthor and I have a sort of understanding, but something about the lasso incident that occurred earlier does not register properly with me. Perhaps we should vote on one of them? But let me hear your thoughts first.[/COLOR]


Weirdopky 12-13-2006 10:43 PM

new voting so far

Hush Little Batman/Joker-1 (Chou Blaster) Jeff-E/Ronan the Accuser-1 (Young Avenger)


Peter Parker 12-13-2006 10:47 PM

Then, Jimmy looked at his watch.

[I]'It's almost half an hour since we found the body. If the murderer were to prevent us from seeing him, or her, it would be best to commit the crime at night... But, we were woke by The King when we were sleeping. And after that, no one went back to bed.'[/I]

[COLOR="Navy"]"Who was the last person to have contact with Super Skrull?"[/COLOR]


tangentman 12-13-2006 10:49 PM

Wonder Girl gasped when she learned that the King was in truth "Santa's Helper"! [COLOR="Red"]"Merciful Minerva...I...I thought he was trying to trick us with the free food. He was just so...[i]creepy[/i]."[/COLOR] Regret came over the lovely Amazon's face. [COLOR="red"]If only Robin was here to help us. [i]He's[/i] the detective; I'm a warrior, not a mystery-solver."[/COLOR]

Naturally, Lex Luthor took advantage of her vote. She glared at the megalomaniacal criminal. [COLOR="red"]"I made an honest mistake, Lex! I [u]hate[/u] holding life and death in my hands! We all voted because we had to make a decision. If I survive the game, I'll use all the power the Gods gave me to see that he's freed from wherever he was banished."[/COLOR]

Sighing, Wonder Girl looked at Cologne and Flash. [COLOR="red"]"For now, though, we all need to just relax. Cologne, would you mind cooking for us? A nice, hot meal will give us all energy and help us think better."[/COLOR]


PatrickG 12-13-2006 10:54 PM

Lex Luthor grinned and punches the ringless Green Lantern, toppling him over. A suit capable of taking on Superman was more than a match for an unarmed combatant. He proceeded to start mercilessly kicking Rayner in the ribs.

"A bomb? Beneath my talents. The mistakes you've made show that you're unworthy of your predecessor and unworthy to carry that ring. Klaus may not let me kill you but by the time I'm done with you... you won't have any fingers left to put that ring on. Your posturing is pathetic. I won't let you kill me. I WON'T LET YOU KILL ME."

Panting, Lex calmed to realize that the GL ring was unclaimed, Luthor dived for the ring, trying to pry it from the Lantern. "That may have been excessive... Give me the device, boy! I'm the only one here who can put it to good use. You're just a pathetic errand boy for a legion of holier than thou blue space elves."

He screamed, "I AM LUTHOR!"

"Don't you people see? I am your only salvation!"

"This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination. No, my 'friends'. These indictments that I have brought to you today, specific charges herein against the individuals. Their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition. These... are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused."

He gestured wildly between the fallen Lantern, Flash and Wonder Girl.


The Purple Skull 12-13-2006 10:54 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4109918]Then, Jimmy looked at his watch.

[I]'It's almost half an hour since we found the body. If the murderer were to prevent us from seeing him, or her, it would be best to commit the crime at night... But, we were woke by The King when we were sleeping. And after that, no one went back to bed.'[/I]

[COLOR="Navy"]"Who was the last person to have contact with Super Skrull?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="Green"]Well, from my recollection, it was you and Cologne who were the last to make contact with Kl'rt.[/COLOR]

Flashback [QUOTE]Kl'rt responded to Conan and Cologne "Young pup you will refer to me by my title, Super Skrull. As for why I voted for the King, I believe by feeding us he tring to build our trust. Wanting us to let our guards down. Since there has not been a murder committed by the bad elves yet there is really nothing to go on."

He starts to grab food to eat. "Now leave me to my meal. I have spent time on Earth in the past and can stomach their food. It is not as good as the food I am accustomed to eating, but it will do."[/QUOTE]

OOC: Just added the quote so nobody has to look back to verify it.


BYC 12-13-2006 10:59 PM

[QUOTE=PatrickG;4109945] "This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination. No, my 'friends'. These indictments that I have brought to you today, specific charges herein against the individuals. Their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition. These... are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused." [/QUOTE]

lol, Luthor quoting Superman, lol


Chou Blaster 12-13-2006 10:59 PM

[QUOTE=PatrickG;4109945]Lex Luthor grins and punches the ringless Green Lantern, toppling him over. A suit capable of taking on Superman is more than a match for an unarmed combatant. He proceeds to start mercilessly kicking Rayner in the ribs.

"A bomb? Beneath my talents. The mistakes you've made show that you're unworthy of your predecessor and unworthy to carry that ring. Klaus may not let me kill you but by the time I'm done with you... you won't have any fingers left to put that ring on. Your posturing is pathetic. I won't let you kill me. I WON'T LET YOU KILL ME."

Panting, Lex calmed to realize that the GL ring was unclaimed, Luthor dived for the ring, trying to pry it from the Lantern. "That may have been excessive. .. Give me the device, boy! I'm the only one here who can put it to good use. You're just a pathetic errand boy for a legion of holier than thou blue space elves."

He screamed, "I AM LUTHOR!"

"Don't you people see? I am your only salvation!"

"This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination. No, my 'friends'. These indictments that I have brought to you today, specific charges herein against the individuals. Their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition. These... are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused."

He gestures wildly between the fallen Lantern, Flash and Wonder Girl.[/QUOTE]


Gets enough energy to spit on his green boot.:

"That's all you got to say que ball?


Wlel rmemeber this, what if I turn out to b e nnocent, what do you say then? I fi get voted out, what would tha tmake you then? Hell, the Flash did not vote fo rthe Burger King, the Bard did, and I honestl y think it was do to a mistake, so if your oging to pass jdugement, do it for the evidence, not that you got a biasis againist us. :ANd then he shuts up, as he got beaten down, still, he choosed to ge tbeatne down to make a point, he coul dhav emuster up a pwowe rsuit akin to his, but he didn't, as he wa s growing tired of this.:



End of Part 13 of this Re-presentation.

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