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And now Part 15 of the Traitor Game Essentials re-presentation of Traitor Game V: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Traitor.




Jeff-E 12-14-2006 10:23 AM

Ronan approaches Cologne in the kitchen after waking:

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Female-Terran, can you prepare the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast under easy with light mignelia? I am growing hungry.[/COLOR]

Then Ronan address' the rest of the gathering:

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I have told you all I did not kill Kl'rt I would have liked to, I would have been proud but I did not kill him. [/COLOR]


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 10:46 AM

It was breakfast time once again, but this time, there would be no waking up with the King. Several of those who had voted for him now appeared to regret their mistake.

Cologne addressed the entire group, in the main meeting area.

"I have examined the body and the crime scene carefully, as has, I suspect, our boy detective." She nodded toward Conan, who she was sure would have something to say once Cologne had finished. "I am not sure who has committed this murder, but I have at least three potentially good suspects."

"First, I wish to discuss [U]how[/U] I believe this murder was committed. Conan and I last saw the Super-Skrull when he came to eat his dinner in the kitchen. Some time after that, he left and passed through this main meeting area on his way to his quarters. He did not show up when it came time for the actual banishment, so we can safely assume he was killed before then."

"Eric Cartman has asked why, if there was a bomb involved, did we not hear the explosion. That is a very good question. But some of the people in this room have access to force fields, or other means of muffling sound. Perhaps they used these means just in case the Skrull survived the initial assault. That way, no one would catch them in the act, or prevent them from finishing their victim off."

"The murder was committed by what our host refers to as an 'explosive sleigh'. That is, a large sleigh was pushed or thrown through the door to the Super-Skrull's quarters at great speed, and crashed into the Skrull himself. The explosives, I believe, were needed, as the Skrull is probably otherwise strong enough to survive being crushed against the wall by a sleigh. Since the sleigh was still recognizable as a sleigh, however, I suggest that the bomb within it was tossed in front of the sleigh towards the Skrull. If the Super-Skrull survived that initial explosion, it was only until the sleigh -- or what was left of it...crashed into him and impaled him a micro-second later. He died barely even knowing what hit him."

"Many of us assume that the sleigh was thrown in by someone with great strength. But we all know what happens when you assume." Cologne smiled, and paused to see how people reacted to that remark.

After the pause, she continued. "A number of people here have access to advanced technology that may make up for lack of physical strength. If they know how to build the bomb in the first place, then they probably are capable of designing a way to propel a sleigh the size of Santa's through a door at great speed. So in addition to those with great strength, we must also consider those with access to advanced technology as good suspects."

"Finally, keep in mind that there are TWO 'renegade elves'. The killer did not act alone. The Skrull's murder may have been accomplished by the two combining their abilities."

"That is all for now. Think about what I have said."


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 10:53 AM

[QUOTE=Ronan;4111489]Ronan approaches Cologne in the kitchen after waking:

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Female-Terran, can you prepare the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast under easy with light mignelia? I am growing hungry.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"Ravenous Bugblatter Beast?" Cologne said, amused. "From what I've heard of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast, you don't eat it, it eats [U]you[/U]. But turnabout is fair play, I suppose."

It then became time for the morning gathering. Cologne made her speech talking about how she believed the murder was commited, and then Ronan stated the following.

[QUOTE=Ronan;4111489][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I have told you all I did not kill Kl'rt I would have liked to, I would have been proud but I did not kill him. [/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"That's all very well, but we only have your word for that. You DO seem to have the technological knowledge to design the means of killing him, and you have the motive. But you are not my only suspect. I have not yet decided who I will vote for, but I have at least three potential candidates in mind."

OOC: Read the post above this one to see the speech that this note was talking about. I saw Ronan's bit in the 'message preview' while I was finishing writing that post, so I decided to tie his post in with mine.


Hush Little Batman 12-14-2006 11:39 AM

[QUOTE=PatrickG;4110996]Luthor approaches Joker discreetly. "I have a feeling that the tides are turning against us both, Joker. I propose an alliance of convenience. When we emerge from this place, I promise you whatever technology you so desire in your attempts to put the kibosh on the Caped Crusader. Fifty foot dolls. Thermonuclear whoopee cushions. Portable wormholes."

"What I need is your support in ousting the Latverian monarch. Think about it. He has no sense of humor about himself, no sense of style... He wears a cape. And he's quickly taking control of affairs here. Dr. Doom must be stopped from taking control."

"His hunger for power coupled with his armor and technological know-how make him the best candidate for the Good Elf. If you're one of the traitors, Joker, I suggest you eliminate him."

"If not... well... He could certainly be one of the traitors. He's formed a powerful coalition. And I don't seem to recall you getting an invitation to the party..."

"In the end, if we all walk away, I can potentially offer you all the tools you'd ever want to make Hell for Batman. Doom comes from another UNIVERSE. He can offer you nothing. Choose your allies carefully."

"Even if you are one of the traitors, I'm willing to ally myself with you to eliminate Doom. He seems as much of a self-righteous blowhard as Superman ever was."[/QUOTE]

Lexy, you misunderstand me. What good is all that technology without a good laugh every now and then? What we need is a whoopee cushion! Besides, anyone who wears that much green can't be that bad, can they?

I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn down your offer, but hey, if you ever need a wig, don't hesitate to ask.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :evilsmile


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 12:15 PM

[QUOTE=Young Avenger;4110780][color=red]Deception? I ask Santa to install a television with cable. I made a simple request. There wouldn't even be any mention of cable if I hadn't brought it up. Since I ask Santa to install a tv would it kill the guy to get an PS2 as well? I want to kick Doom's ass on Street Fighter! Anyway, It was misunderstanding Mr. Watcher. Please don' hurt me."[/color][/QUOTE] For the most part, Doom ignored the conversation between Ant-Man and the Rogue Watcher however, after hearing Ant-Man utter the words 'Street Fighter', Doom had to react

[COLOR="Green"]Pitiful bug! If I ever hear you say those two words again, I shall squash you like the pathetic ant that you are! Grr...'Street Fighter'.....Fireballs.....What a crock.[/COLOR]


Chou Blaster 12-14-2006 12:29 PM

Cue Green Lantern, as he thanked God Luthor had time to talk to the joker,.:

YONK!!

As he snatches back his freakken power ring and uses the aura again to well shield himself, and form there crawling to the kitchen,t rying to reapir the damage done on a sbuconscious level.:


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 12:41 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4111539]It was breakfast time once again, but this time, there would be no waking up with the King. Several of those who had voted for him now appeared to regret their mistake.

Cologne addressed the entire group, in the main meeting area.

"I have examined the body and the crime scene carefully, as has, I suspect, our boy detective." She nodded toward Conan, who she was sure would have something to say once Cologne had finished. "I am not sure who has committed this murder, but I have at least three potentially good suspects."

"First, I wish to discuss [U]how[/U] I believe this murder was committed. Conan and I last saw the Super-Skrull when he came to eat his dinner in the kitchen. Some time after that, he left and passed through this main meeting area on his way to his quarters. He did not show up when it came time for the actual banishment, so we can safely assume he was killed before then."

"Eric Cartman has asked why, if there was a bomb involved, did we not hear the explosion. That is a very good question. But some of the people in this room have access to force fields, or other means of muffling sound. Perhaps they used these means just in case the Skrull survived the initial assault. That way, no one would catch them in the act, or prevent them from finishing their victim off."

"The murder was committed by what our host refers to as an 'explosive sleigh'. That is, a large sleigh was pushed or thrown through the door to the Super-Skrull's quarters at great speed, and crashed into the Skrull himself. The explosives, I believe, were needed, as the Skrull is probably otherwise strong enough to survive being crushed against the wall by a sleigh. Since the sleigh was still recognizable as a sleigh, however, I suggest that the bomb within it was tossed in front of the sleigh towards the Skrull. If the Super-Skrull survived that initial explosion, it was only until the sleigh -- or what was left of it...crashed into him and impaled him a micro-second later. He died barely even knowing what hit him."

"Many of us assume that the sleigh was thrown in by someone with great strength. But we all know what happens when you assume." Cologne smiled, and paused to see how people reacted to that remark.

After the pause, she continued. "A number of people here have access to advanced technology that may make up for lack of physical strength. If they know how to build the bomb in the first place, then they probably are capable of designing a way to propel a sleigh the size of Santa's through a door at great speed. So in addition to those with great strength, we must also consider those with access to advanced technology as good suspects."

"Finally, keep in mind that there are TWO 'renegade elves'. The killer did not act alone. The Skrull's murder may have been accomplished by the two combining their abilities."

"That is all for now. Think about what I have said."[/QUOTE] [COLOR="Green"]You raise a very good point. Yes, I do have a force field that can block outside sound. You have seen it before. However, if these explosives were strong enough to kill Kl'rt, then it is highly doubtful that my force fields would be able to sustain its power.

Perhaps we should look beyond people with access to Earth technology, and question those who have access to cosmic technology. Specifically, those who have cosmic technology yet do not look like they deserve to have it! [COLOR="Black"](Looks at Archie Andrews)[/COLOR] You know, Andrews, that bumbling idiot routine might just be a clever ruse by you.

I propose we start voting without anymore delays. I am growing tiresome of being in this dimension......And yet, this has not been the weirdest dimension I have ever been in.[/COLOR]


Flashback to the time Dr. Doom and many of Earth's heroes were in the 'Heroes Reborn' Pocket Dimension

[COLOR="Green"]With the Cosmic Cube in my grasp, I, Victor Von Doom, shall----[COLOR="Black"](Switches to normal speaking voice)[/COLOR] you know what? Forget it. I cannot do this. This is not right.[/COLOR]

Captain America: What is the meaning of this Doom? It's not like you to end your scheme without a fight.

[COLOR="Green"]Enough with the big-talk Captain. How can you expect me to be taken seriously when I look like this? Look at me![/COLOR]

Captain America: What are you talking about?

[COLOR="Green"]Look at me you fool! The anatomy of my body is grossly overexaggerated! My arms are way too large! My legs dwarf in comparison to the rest of my body! My head is like the size of a peanut between my massive shoulders! As a matter of fact, look at yourself, Captain![/COLOR]

Captain America: I don't understand. There is nothing wrong with the way I look.

[COLOR="Green"]Nothing wrong?!

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/Liefeld_captain_america.jpg[/IMG]

My god, man. You have breasts![/COLOR]


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 12:44 PM

[QUOTE=Chou Blaster;4111951]:Cue Green Lantern, as he thanked God Luthor had time to talk to the joker,.:

YONK!!

As he snatches back his freakken power ring and uses the aura again to well shield himself, and form there crawling to the kitchen,t rying to reapir the damage done on a sbuconscious level.:[/QUOTE]

Cologne watched the Green Lantern as he tried to heal his injuries. Something bothered her.

"Kyle Rayner, is it? I couldn't help noticing something odd. Almost everyone who voted for the King seemed to feel horribly guilty when it turned out they were wrong about him. But of them, you seem to be taking it the hardest. If you don't mind, may I ask why?"


Chou Blaster 12-14-2006 12:48 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4111999][COLOR="Green"]You raise a very good point. Yes, I do have a force field that can block outside sound. You have seen it before. However, if these explosives were strong enough to kill Kl'rt, then it is highly doubtful that my force fields would be able to sustain its power.

Perhaps we should look beyond people with access to Earth technology, and question those who have access to cosmic technology. Specifically, those who have cosmic technology yet do not look like they deserve to have it! [COLOR="Black"](Looks at Archie Andrews)[/COLOR] You know, Andrews, that bumbling idiot routine might just be a clever ruse by you.

I propose we start voting without anymore delays. I am growing tiresome of being in this dimension......And yet, this has not been the weirdest dimension I have ever been in.[/COLOR]


Flashback to the time Dr. Doom and many of Earth's heroes were in the 'Heroes Reborn' Pocket Dimension

[COLOR="Green"]With the Cosmic Cube in my grasp, I, Victor Von Doom, shall----[COLOR="Black"](Switches to normal speaking voice)[/COLOR] you know what? Forget it. I cannot do this. This is not right.[/COLOR]

Captain America: What is the meaning of this Doom? It's not like you to end your scheme without a fight.

[COLOR="Green"]Enough with the big-talk Captain. How can you expect me to be taken seriously when I look like this? Look at me![/COLOR]

Captain America: What are you talking about?

[COLOR="Green"]Look at me you fool! The anatomy of my body is grossly overexaggerated! My arms are way too large! My legs dwarf in comparison to the rest of my body! My head is like the size of a peanut between my massive shoulders! As a matter of fact, look at yourself, Captain![/COLOR]

Captain America: I don't understand. There is nothing wrong with the way I look.

[COLOR="Green"]Nothing wrong?!

[IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/Liefeld_captain_america.jpg[/IMG]

My god, man. You have breasts![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

OOC: That is damn funny.

IC to Cologne: Well my whole lfie I hav emade mistake,s horrible mistakes and once again, in this silly and yet real cotnes to f life and death, I made a mistake.. AGAIN.

ANd I feel so shallow, a sthe main reason I voted, was I thought he was ogin gto try to poison us with a seelcted food item.

SO in the end paranioa, and not true deduction cost us all. That and Baldy accused me of bieng a traitor.

Now tlel me, what do you think about it? :Afte rhe said what he had to say.:


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 01:38 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4111999][COLOR="Green"]You raise a very good point. Yes, I do have a force field that can block outside sound. You have seen it before. However, if these explosives were strong enough to kill Kl'rt, then it is highly doubtful that my force fields would be able to sustain its power.

Perhaps we should look beyond people with access to Earth technology, and question those who have access to cosmic technology. Specifically, those who have cosmic technology yet do not look like they deserve to have it! [COLOR="Black"](Looks at Archie Andrews)[/COLOR] You know, Andrews, that bumbling idiot routine might just be a clever ruse by you.

I propose we start voting without anymore delays. I am growing tiresome of being in this dimension......And yet, this has not been the weirdest dimension I have ever been in.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Cologne nodded. "I suspect that if this were just a pleasant vacation, instead of a deadly game being run by a madman, you would have lots of strange stories to tell us. Something tells me you have led a most unusual life."

"Anyway, when I said that I believed that advanced technology was used to kill the Super-Skrull, I was not limiting it to Earth technology. It could have been Earth technology, or it could have been extraterrestrial technology. Anyone who is capable using either technology is a suspect in this murder. While I have not yet decided who I will vote for, I will say this. We cannot overlook the Hulk as a suspect, just because all he's shown us here is brute force. I happen to know that he is also a scientist. So it is possible he could have designed the bomb."

"The Kree Accuser has made no secret of the fact that he and the Super-Skrull are mortal enemies. It appears he would have both the motive and the means. But if he IS one of the renegade elves, then he made a foolish choice in killing the Super-Skrull first. Who is the first person people suspect when someone is murdered? The one who appears to hate the victim the most, of course."

"Then we have the Joker. Turning a sleigh into a lethal weapon to kill someone during the Christmas season fits in perfectly with his evil sense of humor. With the right accomplice, he could have pulled this one off."

"Then there is you, Victor Von Doom. You have the means to design both a bomb and a means of propelling things at great speed, and you have been seen speaking with the victim's enemy. Even if Ronan is not one of the killers, you may have decided to do him a favor by disposing of his enemy."

"Then there is Lex Luthor, the Green Lantern, and Archie Andrews...who, as you suggested, may not be as incompetent as he appears to be. All of them have the means to turn Santa's sleigh into an explosive murder weapon."

Cologne paused. "I have named seven suspects. Is there anyone I may have overlooked who might know how to construct the murder weapon?"


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 01:44 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4111999]Flashback to the time Dr. Doom and many of Earth's heroes were in the 'Heroes Reborn' Pocket Dimension

[COLOR="Green"]With the Cosmic Cube in my grasp, I, Victor Von Doom, shall----[COLOR="Black"](Switches to normal speaking voice)[/COLOR] you know what? Forget it. I cannot do this. This is not right.[/COLOR]

Captain America: What is the meaning of this Doom? It's not like you to end your scheme without a fight.

[COLOR="Green"]Enough with the big-talk Captain. How can you expect me to be taken seriously when I look like this? Look at me![/COLOR]

Captain America: What are you talking about?

[COLOR="Green"]Look at me you fool! The anatomy of my body is grossly overexaggerated! My arms are way too large! My legs dwarf in comparison to the rest of my body! My head is like the size of a peanut between my massive shoulders! As a matter of fact, look at yourself, Captain![/COLOR]

Captain America: I don't understand. There is nothing wrong with the way I look.

[COLOR="Green"]Nothing wrong?!

My god, man. You have breasts![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

OOC: Very harsh toward the Heroes Reborn creators, but Liefeld and company had it coming. :)


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 01:47 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4112267]OOC: Very harsh toward the Heroes Reborn creators, but Liefeld and company had it coming. :)[/QUOTE] OOC: Haha. I don't have any ill will towards the HR creators, but I just couldn't resist joking about it in my flashback. :)


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 01:52 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4112241]Cologne nodded. "I suspect that if this were just a pleasant vacation, instead of a deadly game being run by a madman, you would have lots of strange stories to tell us. Something tells me you have led a most unusual life."

"Anyway, when I said that I believed that advanced technology was used to kill the Super-Skrull, I was not limiting it to Earth technology. It could have been Earth technology, or it could have been extraterrestrial technology. Anyone who is capable using either technology is a suspect in this murder. While I have not yet decided who I will vote for, I will say this. We cannot overlook the Hulk as a suspect, just because all he's shown us here is brute force. I happen to know that he is also a scientist. So it is possible he could have designed the bomb."

"The Kree Accuser has made no secret of the fact that he and the Super-Skrull are mortal enemies. It appears he would have both the motive and the means. But if he IS one of the renegade elves, then he made a foolish choice in killing the Super-Skrull first. Who is the first person people suspect when someone is murdered? The one who appears to hate the victim the most, of course."

"Then we have the Joker. Turning a sleigh into a lethal weapon to kill someone during the Christmas season fits in perfectly with his evil sense of humor. With the right accomplice, he could have pulled this one off."

"Then there is you, Victor Von Doom. You have the means to design both a bomb and a means of propelling things at great speed, and you have been seen speaking with the victim's enemy. Even if Ronan is not one of the killers, you may have decided to do him a favor by disposing of his enemy."

"Then there is Lex Luthor, the Green Lantern, and Archie Andrews...who, as you suggested, may not be as incompetent as he appears to be. All of them have the means to turn Santa's sleigh into an explosive murder weapon."

Cologne paused. "I have named seven suspects. Is there anyone I may have overlooked who might know how to construct the murder weapon?"[/QUOTE] [COLOR="Green"]Well there is the Lantern. It seems that ring of his can be a most deadly weapon.[/COLOR]

([COLOR="Green"][I]A weapon that must be mine![/I][/COLOR])

[COLOR="Green"]And I have not ruled you out, Cologne. That staff of yours might be more than meets the eye. And let us not forget about your mastery in martial arts and magic. They may proven to be instrumental in felling Kl'rt. However, at this point, anybody can be suspected.[/COLOR]


Superheroic 12-14-2006 02:34 PM

[QUOTE=Cologne;4112241] We cannot overlook the Hulk as a suspect, just because all he's shown us here is brute force. I happen to know that he is also a scientist. So it is possible he could have designed the bomb."[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Hah!"[/COLOR] the Hulk was incredulous.[COLOR="DarkGreen"] "I don't need bombs. Especially if I wanted to off that loser Super Skrull. He's never won a fight in his life against me or any of the heroes on my world."[/COLOR]

The Hulk moved close to Cologne, dwarfing her. Angrily he spoke, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"And just where are you getting this information on me anyway? I don't know you from Adam. Never even saw you before this whole party started. Seems to me you can certainly be getting that info from an accomplice maybe or even Santa himself since you claim to have met him before?"[/COLOR]

The Hulk calmed himself, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I'm not a Renegade Elf. But I promise all of you, if I was, I'll look you in the eye while ending you. Not like a coward." [/COLOR]


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 02:49 PM

[QUOTE=Jeff-E;4111489]Ronan approaches Cologne in the kitchen after waking:

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Female-Terran, can you prepare the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast under easy with light mignelia? I am growing hungry.[/COLOR]

Then Ronan address' the rest of the gathering:

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I have told you all I did not kill Kl'rt I would have liked to, I would have been proud but I did not kill him. [/COLOR][/QUOTE][I]'Correct. If Ronan-san were to murder Skrull-san, all the accusation will be laid on him.'[/I]

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4111539]It was breakfast time once again, but this time, there would be no waking up with the King. Several of those who had voted for him now appeared to regret their mistake.

Cologne addressed the entire group, in the main meeting area.

"I have examined the body and the crime scene carefully, as has, I suspect, our boy detective." She nodded toward Conan, who she was sure would have something to say once Cologne had finished. "I am not sure who has committed this murder, but I have at least three potentially good suspects."

"First, I wish to discuss [U]how[/U] I believe this murder was committed. Conan and I last saw the Super-Skrull when he came to eat his dinner in the kitchen. Some time after that, he left and passed through this main meeting area on his way to his quarters. He did not show up when it came time for the actual banishment, so we can safely assume he was killed before then."

"Eric Cartman has asked why, if there was a bomb involved, did we not hear the explosion. That is a very good question. But some of the people in this room have access to force fields, or other means of muffling sound. Perhaps they used these means just in case the Skrull survived the initial assault. That way, no one would catch them in the act, or prevent them from finishing their victim off."

"The murder was committed by what our host refers to as an 'explosive sleigh'. That is, a large sleigh was pushed or thrown through the door to the Super-Skrull's quarters at great speed, and crashed into the Skrull himself. The explosives, I believe, were needed, as the Skrull is probably otherwise strong enough to survive being crushed against the wall by a sleigh. Since the sleigh was still recognizable as a sleigh, however, I suggest that the bomb within it was tossed in front of the sleigh towards the Skrull. If the Super-Skrull survived that initial explosion, it was only until the sleigh -- or what was left of it...crashed into him and impaled him a micro-second later. He died barely even knowing what hit him."

"Many of us assume that the sleigh was thrown in by someone with great strength. But we all know what happens when you assume." Cologne smiled, and paused to see how people reacted to that remark.

After the pause, she continued. "A number of people here have access to advanced technology that may make up for lack of physical strength. If they know how to build the bomb in the first place, then they probably are capable of designing a way to propel a sleigh the size of Santa's through a door at great speed. So in addition to those with great strength, we must also consider those with access to advanced technology as good suspects."

"Finally, keep in mind that there are TWO 'renegade elves'. The killer did not act alone. The Skrull's murder may have been accomplished by the two combining their abilities."

"That is all for now. Think about what I have said."[/QUOTE]However, Jimmy had many doubts with Cologne's deduction.

[QUOTE=Chou Blaster;4111951]:Cue Green Lantern, as he thanked God Luthor had time to talk to the joker,.:

YONK!!

As he snatches back his freakken power ring and uses the aura again to well shield himself, and form there crawling to the kitchen,t rying to reapir the damage done on a sbuconscious level.:[/QUOTE][I]'Back then, Santa said something about radiation on Onslaught's body. If I remember correctly, the other Green Lantern aboard that spaceship was able to produce Kryptonite radiation. But why would this Lantern produce radiation on Onskaughts body?'[/I]

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4112241]Cologne nodded. "I suspect that if this were just a pleasant vacation, instead of a deadly game being run by a madman, you would have lots of strange stories to tell us. Something tells me you have led a most unusual life."

"Anyway, when I said that I believed that advanced technology was used to kill the Super-Skrull, I was not limiting it to Earth technology. It could have been Earth technology, or it could have been extraterrestrial technology. Anyone who is capable using either technology is a suspect in this murder. While I have not yet decided who I will vote for, I will say this. We cannot overlook the Hulk as a suspect, just because all he's shown us here is brute force. I happen to know that he is also a scientist. So it is possible he could have designed the bomb."

"The Kree Accuser has made no secret of the fact that he and the Super-Skrull are mortal enemies. It appears he would have both the motive and the means. But if he IS one of the renegade elves, then he made a foolish choice in killing the Super-Skrull first. Who is the first person people suspect when someone is murdered? The one who appears to hate the victim the most, of course."

"Then we have the Joker. Turning a sleigh into a lethal weapon to kill someone during the Christmas season fits in perfectly with his evil sense of humor. With the right accomplice, he could have pulled this one off."

"Then there is you, Victor Von Doom. You have the means to design both a bomb and a means of propelling things at great speed, and you have been seen speaking with the victim's enemy. Even if Ronan is not one of the killers, you may have decided to do him a favor by disposing of his enemy."

"Then there is Lex Luthor, the Green Lantern, and Archie Andrews...who, as you suggested, may not be as incompetent as he appears to be. All of them have the means to turn Santa's sleigh into an explosive murder weapon."

Cologne paused. "I have named seven suspects. Is there anyone I may have overlooked who might know how to construct the murder weapon?"[/QUOTE]Again, Jimmy had his doubts.

He crept towards Cologne, and whispered, [COLOR="Navy"]"Obaa-san, there're several things I want to clear."

"First off, if the sleigh were to be shoved into the door, the suspect would be obvious. I don't think Santa would make it so easy for us."

"And secondly, if Skrull-san were to be blasted with a bomb, I think he would at least leave some kind of dying message; given that he was unable to call for help, that is."

"Now Eric pointed out the bomb was not heard. I think the bomb was not power-wise. Most explosives I know that cause mass explosions, are oftenly very noisy noisemakers."

"If they were to make such a complicated bomb, that would be quiet enough yet having the ability to cause a mass explosion, the number of suspects will be lower."

"However, if the bomb's purpose was not to blast the victim, but to send the sleigh propelling, all the clues would fit."

"By propelling the sleigh from the other side of the door, Skrull-san might not have the chance to yell for help after he is smashed by the sleigh. You see, if the bomb was to kill Skrull-san, then why send the sleigh smashing into Skrull-san?"

"In other words...anyone can do it."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 03:19 PM

Pacing around the room, Doom notices the prolonged silence among the other players.

([I][COLOR="Green"]Hmm. A lot of the players have chosen to reserve judgment for the time being. Even that perennial loudmouth, Fin Fang Foom, has chosen not to explain his reasons for choosing Ronan as a traitor. I just wish I knew what everyone else was thinking. Times like these makes me wish I still had the ability to read peoples' thoughts. But then I remember why not to having it was for the better.[/COLOR][/I])


Flashback to the time when Dr. Doom was in Canada battling Canada's premiere team, Alpha Flight.

[COLOR="Green"]After I vanquish you all, I shall claim this pitiful country in the name of Latveria![/COLOR]

Northstar: I don't think so, Doom.

(Doom reads Northstar's thoughts)

Northstar's Thoughts: ([I]You know...in the right light......Dr. Doom looks pretty damn cute in that armor. I wonder if he's into-----[/I])

[COLOR="Green"]What the?! That is the most disgusting I have ever heard! Blasted telepathy! I am getting out of this country! Northstar, keep you and your dirty thoughts away from me and Latveria![/COLOR]


Back at the Workshop

(Shudders) ([I][COLOR="Green"]Never again.[/COLOR][/I])


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 03:35 PM

OOC: I knew that I'd probably get a lot of replies to go into at once. I'll tackle Jimmy/Conan's question first, despite the order of posts.

BIC:

[QUOTE=Conan Edogawa aka Jimmy Kudo;4112585][I][COLOR="Navy"]"Obaa-san, there're several things I want to clear."

"First off, if the sleigh were to be shoved into the door, the suspect would be obvious. I don't think Santa would make it so easy for us."

"And secondly, if Skrull-san were to be blasted with a bomb, I think he would at least leave some kind of dying message; given that he was unable to call for help, that is."

"Now Eric pointed out the bomb was not heard. I think the bomb was not power-wise. Most explosives I know that cause mass explosions, are oftenly very noisy noisemakers."

"If they were to make such a complicated bomb, that would be quiet enough yet having the ability to cause a mass explosion, the number of suspects will be lower."

"However, if the bomb's purpose was not to blast the victim, but to send the sleigh propelling, all the clues would fit."

"By propelling the sleigh from the other side of the door, Skrull-san might not have the chance to yell for help after he is smashed by the sleigh. You see, if the bomb was to kill Skrull-san, then why send the sleigh smashing into Skrull-san?"

"In other words...anyone can do it."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"My boy, you misunderstood me. I suggested that certain people, such as Dr. Doom, have means of muffling the sound of the explosion through use of force fields. I also suggested that they have means of designing engines or other means of propelling the sleigh through the door, so that great physical strength is not needed."

"Here is what I believe happened. The Super-Skrull is standing in his quarters, possibly trying to decide whether or not his hated enemy Ronan the Accuser is one of the 'renegade elves'. Suddenly, a sleigh crashes through his door. A bomb, placed on the front seat of the sleigh, is launched forward and strikes the Super-Skrull. It explodes immediately. The Skrull may have been killed by this already, but just in case, the sleigh crashes into him a micro-second after the explosion. The Skrull would already be seriously injured and vulnerable after the explosion, so the sleigh crashing into him would finish him off."

"I believe it all happened so fast that Kl'rt did not even have the chance to cry out for help. Even if he did live long enough to do so, the same thing that blocked the sound of the explosion would have blocked any shouts of pain or terror he may have done. And just in case he was not quite dead from the explosion AND the sleigh crashing into him, the murderers were probably on the scene to finish the job. Remember, he was killed some time before the King's banishment. We were not even aware of it until our host pointed out that he was not at the banishment with the rest of us."

"Did you somehow get the idea that I was excluding people from suspicion? I said nothing of the sort. Anyone here is a suspect. There are TWO renegade elves, after all. I suggested that if the Joker did this one, he must have had an accomplice, for I do not believe he could get the sleigh to the hall and send it crashing through the door all by himself."

Cologne paused. She had other people's questions and points to address.


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 03:45 PM

[QUOTE=Cologne;4112839]"My boy, you misunderstood me. I suggested that certain people, such as Dr. Doom, have means of muffling the sound of the explosion through use of force fields. I also suggested that they have means of designing engines or other means of propelling the sleigh through door, so that great physical strength is not needed."

"Here is what I believe happened. The Super-Skrull is standing in his quarters, possibly trying to decide whether or not his hated enemy Ronan the Accuser is one of the 'renegade elves'. Suddenly, a sleigh crashes through his door. A bomb, placed on the front seat of the sleigh, is launched forward and strikes the Super-Skrull. It explodes immediately. The Skrull may have been killed by this already, but just in case, the sleigh crashes into him a micro-second after the explosion. The Skrull would already be seriously injured and vulnerable after the explosion, so the sleigh crashing into him would finish him off."

"I believe it all happened so fast that Kl'rt did not even have the chance to cry out for help. Even if he did live long enough to do so, the same thing that blocked the sound of the explosion would have blocked any shouts of pain or terror he may have done. And just in case he was not quite dead from the explosion AND the sleigh crashing into him, the murderers were probably on the scene to finish the job."[/QUOTE][COLOR="Navy"]"But I did saw Doom-san using the soundproof shield. If he were to use it again, this would easily place him in the suspect list. And Doom-san did saw the transmitter I place on him. I don't think a murderer would use a equipment witnessed by someone else, especially if you know another has know about your trick."

"Joker-san seemed to carry all kinds of bomb in any size, he'd been suspicious, too, if he was the one who actually did it."

"Also, it doesn't take two to commit the murder. One would simply be enough."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 04:03 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4112893][COLOR="Navy"]"But I did saw Doom-san using the soundproof shield. If he were to use it again, this would easily place him in the suspect list. And Doom-san did saw the transmitter I place on him. I don't think a murderer would use a equipment witnessed by someone else, especially if you know another has know about your trick."

"Joker-san seemed to carry all kinds of bomb in any size, he'd been suspicious, too, if he was the one who actually did it."

"Also, it doesn't take two to commit the murder. One would simply be enough."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="Green"]Speaking of transmitters... [/COLOR]

[COLOR="Black"](Smacks Conan in the back of the head)[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]Spy on me again, and you will make a most powerful enemy. But I digress.

Listen, we may have our differences, Conan, but we are essentially on the same side. I want to find the traitors as quickly as possible as well and get out of this rat hole. Lord knows what could be going on in Latveria right now. Perhaps my Doombots have initiated a search party for me.[/COLOR]


Scene switches to Latveria inside Doom's Castle. Within the castle walls, all of the Doombots are engaged in what may called the 'party of the century'. Multiple Doombots and a collection of Latveria's finest strippers and whores dance the night away.

Doombot-90210: So when do you think Lord Doom will return?

Doombot-8675309: Who cares? I am in charge, and I say we continue partying like it was 2099!


Back at the Workshop

[COLOR="Green"]Latveria is nothing without me you know.[/COLOR]


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 04:13 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4112991][COLOR="Green"]Ah, how quickly you forget, young detective. I explained to Cologne that my force field would not be able to contain something as powerful as the bombs used to kill Kl'rt. Oh and speaking of transmitters...

[COLOR="Black"](Smacks Conan in the back of the head)[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Green"]Spy on me again, and you will make a most powerful enemy. But I digress.

[/COLOR] Listen, we may have our differences, Conan, but we are essentially on the same side. I want to find the traitors as quickly as possible as well and get out of this rat hole. Lord knows what could be going on in Latveria right now. Perhaps my Doombots have initiated a search party for me.[/COLOR]


Scene switches to Latveria inside Doom's Castle. Within the castle walls, all of the Doombots are engaged in what may called the 'party of the century'. Multiple Doombots and a collection of Latveria's finest strippers and whores dance the night away.

Doombot-90210: So when do you think Lord Doom will return?

Doombot-8675309: Who cares? I am in charge, and I say we continue partying like it was 2099!


Back at the Workshop

[COLOR="Green"]Latveria is nothing without me you know.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]Jimmy smacked his forehead.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Doom-sensai, I'm saying that you were less likely to commit the murder since you saw me witnessing your usage of your shield. Unless you were idiotic enough to continue use your shiled, despite the fact that somebody already saw you using your shield."

"Also, your shield might not be able to contain the blast of the bomb, but the purpose of the shield was to keep the noise at bay."

"However, like I said, you ain't stupid enough to put yourself in the suspect list. so I can't prove anything yet, without evidence."[/COLOR]


Chou Blaster 12-14-2006 04:15 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4113049]Jimmy smacked his forehead.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Doom-sensai, I'm saying that you were less likely to commit the murder since you saw me witnessing your usage of your shield. Unless you were idiotic enough to continue use your shiled, despite the fact that somebody already saw you using your shield."

"Also, your shield might not be able to contain the blast of the bomb, but the purpose of the shield was to keep the noise at bay."

"However, like I said, you ain't stupid enough to put yourself in the suspect list. so I can't prove anything yet, without evidence."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


Cue a drunk Hal on the scene.:

Say *Hic* everybody, don't thos ebands that red head have, do wha tmy ring can do? *Hic* Liek make blasts and forc efields? *A she guzzles down some more and then fell over, drooling.:


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 04:20 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4113049]Jimmy smacked his forehead.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Doom-sensai, I'm saying that you were less likely to commit the murder since you saw me witnessing your usage of your shield. Unless you were idiotic enough to continue use your shiled, despite the fact that somebody already saw you using your shield."

"Also, your shield might not be able to contain the blast of the bomb, but the purpose of the shield was to keep the noise at bay."

"However, like I said, you ain't stupid enough to put yourself in the suspect list. so I can't prove anything yet, without evidence."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] OOC: Whoops. I misread your earlier post. Ignore everything I said before Doom smacked Conan for spying on him.


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 04:23 PM

[QUOTE=Chou Blaster;4113057]:Cue a drunk Hal on the scene.:

Say *Hic* everybody, don't thos ebands that red head have, do wha tmy ring can do? *Hic* Liek make blasts and forc efields? *A she guzzles down some more and then fell over, drooling.:[/QUOTE][COLOR="Navy"]"No. Like what obaa-san has said, the sleigh would have to hit Skrull-niichan if he was hit by a bomb or a blast. Or else, he'll get the chance to yell for help, or leave a dying message."

"In other words, if someone were to attack him, Skrull-niichan cannot stay alive for a mere second to tell."[/COLOR]


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 04:30 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4112515] The Hulk moved close to Cologne, dwarfing her. Angrily he spoke, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"And just where are you getting this information on me anyway? I don't know you from Adam. Never even saw you before this whole party started. Seems to me you can certainly be getting that info from an accomplice maybe or even Santa himself since you claim to have met him before?"[/COLOR]

The Hulk calmed himself, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I'm not a Renegade Elf. But I promise all of you, if I was, I'll look you in the eye while ending you. Not like a coward."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"You were out of the room forcing Tony Stark to act like a reindeer when I discussed this before. But in my universe, you and Dr. Doom are fictional characters. Your stories are told in comic books published by a company called Marvel Comics. Some of my students were reading comic books featuring you. In those comic books, you were a rampaging beast, who knew few words other than 'Hulk Smash!'. But you were on the side of good, and always could tell who the villains were even in your irrational state."

"Also, in those comic books, you were not always a green-skinned creature. When you were sufficiently relaxed, you reverted to your human alter ego of Dr. Bruce Banner. You were a scientist, I believe. Some scientific accident caused you to become the Hulk in the first place, but I don't believe I ever heard the details."

"If it makes you feel any better, you are far from my only suspect."

Cologne was glad that the Hulk had calmed down. If he was going to attack her, she could have fended him off with the Hiryu Shoten Ha. The Hiryu Shoten Ha required that one first master the Soul of Ice technique, which kept the user from being hindered by anger or other distracting emotions. Then it required using the anger of one's opponent against them, to create a whirlwind that would send the opponent flying helplessly though the air.

Cologne was glad that she did not have to use that move here. The main meeting area was a large place, but there was still the danger of the Hulk crashing into people as a result. She preferred to only use this move in outdoor settings.

Cologne turned her attention to Dr. Doom.

[QUOTE=Dr. Doom;4112305][COLOR="Green"]And I have not ruled you out, Cologne. That staff of yours might be more than meets the eye. And let us not forget about your mastery in martial arts and magic. They may proven to be instrumental in felling Kl'rt. However, at this point, anybody can be suspected.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"I suppose I could have designed the bomb if I wished. I am Chinese." she said with a smile. "We invented fireworks, after all."

"However, I have very little magical items on me, except these." She took out a few packets from her robes. Each of the three packets had a label: Instant Songshunichuan, Instant Maonichuan, and Instant Ewokinichuan. "These are 'instant Jusenkyo' products. Unlike the real Jusenkyo springs, which curse one to transform to something else when hit with cold water and back to normal with hot water, these will only work once. Once you are splashed with hot water, you need never go back to being in the cursed form."

"Instant Songshunichuan will replicate the effects of the Spring of Drowned Squirrel. Instant Maonichuan will replicate the effects of the Spring of Drowned Cat. And Instant Ewokinichuan will replicate the effects of Spring of Drowned Ewok."

She noted the look on some people's faces. "Yes, there's a Spring of Drowned Ewok. According to what the Jusenkyo Guide told me, a dimensional portal opened up above Jusenkyo in 1983. An Ewok fell through the portal from the Star Wars universe into the universe I come from, and drowned in one of the Jusenkyo springs. Several people have been cursed by that spring. They now make their living appearing at Star Wars conventions."

"These three packets are good for one transformation each, and each transformation can only happen once. So let's not waste them." She placed them back into her pocket. "I'll save them until we need them."

"This is all the magical products I have with me at the moment. Had I known I was going to be transported here, I would have prepared."

"But Doom, you are right. We cannot exclude anyone from suspicion. The people I named are my top seven suspects, but there are two renegades. And the other does not have to fit into the profile."


Weirdopky 12-14-2006 04:47 PM

new voting so far

Hush Little Batman/Joker-2 (Chou Blaster, Anthony Johanson) Jeff-E/Ronan the Accuser-2 (Young Avenger, mattbib)

also, Santa returned to make an announcement

[COLOR="DarkRed"]I tire of watching these idiots constantly staring at Christmas movies. I'll let them walk around freely, and be able to make fun of people, and talk about whatever they want, as long as they don't do more than one interaction to the people who are alive about the game. Also, at your request, Ant-Man, I have decided to give you a cable tv, but you only get up to HBO, no iO crap or DirecTV. Be happy I gave you anything. [/COLOR]

then, Santa poofed away.


Joe Acro 12-14-2006 04:59 PM

The Flash had been running ever since the King had been banished, only occasionally stopping to eat. Then the Super Skrull announcement came. Then the speculations. He just kept running, while being sure to hear everything.

He stopped briefly to say.

[color=#DC143C]"I'm still going with [b]The Joker[/b]. This kind of act is just crazy and malicious enough for him to have done it."[/color]

And then continued to run. He kept thinking. If he were wrong, he'd need to figure out how and who he really needed to be voting for.


Weirdopky 12-14-2006 05:05 PM

new voting so far

Hush Little Batman/Joker-3 (Chou Blaster, Anthony Johanson, Joe Acro) Jeff-E/Ronan the Accuser-2 (Young Avenger, mattbib)


Also, traitors, I'm gonna need another kill for tomorrow night. Please send it as soon as possible.


darkkeeperjr 12-14-2006 06:01 PM

Walks in the main meeting room:

[COLOR="Blue"]"Hey why don't lex and archie fight and we vote the loser out. We don't have enough clues to go on and the fight would be entertaing since HBO has nothing but repeats anyway." [/COLOR] Walks into the kitchen and comes out with a few bags of Cheesy poofs,a bowl of popcorn and a diet coke on a serving tray.l

[COLOR="Blue"]"Or why don't you guys have a talking contest and see which one falls dead first? ha ha ha ha ha" [/COLOR]

Walks out the room and head back towards the kitchen to get a straw.


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 06:06 PM

[QUOTE=darkkeeperjr;4113522]:Walks in the main meeting room:

[COLOR="Blue"]"Hey why don't lex and archie fight and we vote the loser out. We don't have enough clues to go on and the fight would be entertaing since HBO has nothing but repeats anyway." [/COLOR] Walks into the kitchen and comes out with a few bags of Cheesy poofs,a bowl of popcorn and a diet coke on a serving tray.l

[COLOR="Blue"]"Or why don't you guys have a talking contest and see which one falls dead first? ha ha ha ha ha" [/COLOR]

Walks out the room and head back towards the kitchen to get a straw.[/QUOTE]Now normally, Jimmy would have a thought of how annoying Jimmy think Eric is. However, he's too deep in his thought; his thought about this case, that is.


Hush Little Batman 12-14-2006 06:31 PM

My genius is not appreciated! You damned fools! I'm not the traitor! It's that good-for-nothing [b]Human Bomb[/b]. Because he's bombed on the stage of life, he's trying to get back at everyone by eliminating the only funny person in this sorry group! I've dealt with him before, he can't be trusted.

  • sigh*

Where Bats when you need him to figure out a mystery? :(


PatrickG 12-14-2006 06:32 PM

Luthor pondered and sat down by the boy detective Conan, who he spoke to quietly.

"Ronan has motive. The Flash, Wonder Girl and Green Lantern are not to be trusted. Doom's posturing bothers me... However, the Joker -- my old ally of convenience -- has refused to form an alliance with me. And while I don't like to consider the fact that he can be a wanton killer, that's exactly what he is. He uses gags and bad comedy to commit his crimes. An exploding sleigh is right out of his playbook."

"In the event that I am killed, I need to impart my observations. I am almost certain that I will be the next victim in this mockery."

"I believe Doom to be the Good Elf. And I believe that since the Joker has so atypically shunned me that he must be one of the traitors and that he and his ally are moving in to kill me. I suspect but cannot prove that Cartman is the Joker's accomplice."

"It's a pity, really, that the fate of us all is largely the jurisdiction of thugs and monsters and would-be gods. Remember me, boy. When I walked the green hills and paved streets of an earth far too young for its own good, I embraced my contradictions and desires like a man. I spat in the face of gods and tyrants. I sought to shape the world with my mind and my hands and took what I wanted without remorse. You may live to see your share of criminals but few if any will rise to the level of self-actualization I have."

He smiles at the boy. "I am Lex Luthor. The greatest criminal mind of our time. Of any time. And I'll fight for my life with every breath. You may not have to make the choices I have. Not everyone is cursed with the weight of my intellect. But I hope you remember how I approached those choices in our time here in this strange place. With zeal. With lust for life and power and promise."

He rose from the floor and raised his voice to a thunderous fury. "I accuse YOU, [U]Joker[/U] -- The Clown Prince of Crime -- of betraying your friends and allies! Of conspiracy! Of murder outside the acceptable bounds of criminal conduct! Prepare yourself for your exile into hellish oblivion, cretin. I may die but you're going with me. Your ending is going to be a bad punchline, curr. Would that the world were boundless and I had time and opportunity enough, all those who have bullied, misunderstood and betrayed my impossible brain would share your fate!"


Chou Blaster 12-14-2006 06:37 PM

[QUOTE=Hush Little Batman;4113691]My genius is not appreciated! You damned fools! I'm not the traitor! It's that good-for-nothing [b]Human Bomb[/b]. Because he's bombed on the stage of life, he's trying to get back at everyone by eliminating the only funny person in this sorry group! I've dealt with him before, he can't be trusted.

  • sigh*

Where Bats when you need him to figure out a mystery? :([/QUOTE]


(Acro is the Flash, Wally West verison, and Jimmy is suppsoe dto be as good, yet so far nothing. And really, I got other ideas as to wh o it is to vote.)


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 07:01 PM

[QUOTE=PatrickG;4113694]Luthor pondered and sat down by the boy detective Conan, who he spoke to quietly.

"Ronan has motive. The Flash, Wonder Girl and Green Lantern are not to be trusted. Doom's posturing bothers me... However, the Joker -- my old ally of convenience -- has refused to form an alliance with me. And while I don't like to consider the fact that he can be a wanton killer, that's exactly what he is. He uses gags and bad comedy to commit his crimes. An exploding sleigh is right out of his playbook."[/QUOTE]Jimmy lowered his head, with his hand below his chin.

[I]'He's right about one thing, though, The Joker could'd provided the bomb necessary for the murder. However, there's no evidence to support this.'[/I]

[QUOTE=Lex Luthor;4113694]"In the event that I am killed, I need to impart my observations. I am almost certain that I will be the next victim in this mockery."

"I believe Doom to be the Good Elf. And I believe that since the Joker has so atypically shunned me that he must be one of the traitors and that he and his ally are moving in to kill me. I suspect but cannot prove that Cartman is the Joker's accomplice."[/QUOTE]After Jimmy conitnued to listen, he had another thought.

[I]'It's true that Doom-sensai could'd playedthe innocent card. From the appearance, he doesn't seem to have any threat against Onslaught-san. He could be pretending, though.'[/I]

[QUOTE=Lex Luthor;4113694]"It's a pity, really, that the fate of us all is largely the jurisdiction of thugs and monsters and would-be gods. Remember me, boy. When I walked the green hills and paved streets of an earth far too young for its own good, I embraced my contradictions and desires like a man. I spat in the face of gods and tyrants. I sought to shape the world with my mind and my hands and took what I wanted without remorse. You may live to see your share of criminals but few if any will rise to the level of self-actualization I have."

He smiles at the boy. "I am Lex Luthor. The greatest criminal mind of our time. Of any time. And I'll fight for my life with every breath. You may not have to make the choices I have. Not everyone is cursed with the weight of my intellect. But I hope you remember how I approached those choices in our time here in this strange place. With zeal. With lust for life and power and promise."

He rose from the floor and raised his voice to a thunderous fury. "I accuse YOU, [U]Joker[/U] -- The Clown Prince of Crime -- of betraying your friends and allies! Of conspiracy! Of murder outside the acceptable bounds of criminal conduct! Prepare yourself for your exile into hellish oblivion, cretin. I may die but you're going with me. Your ending is going to be a bad punchline, curr. Would that the world were boundless and I had time and opportunity enough, all those who have bullied, misunderstood and betrayed my impossible brain would share your fate!"[/QUOTE]Jimmy smirked.

[COLOR="Navy"]"A criminal is a criminal. I might not be able to arrest you, oji-san, but I sure hope this 'Superman' could do that job. A criminal can find any reason to commit crime. Whether is money, power, or revenge, a criminal will always be a criminal."

"I'm sorry oji-san, but I'm not interested in listening to your plead, for I have seen your kind before. Though what he did was for a good cause."[/COLOR]

And then, Jimmy had a flashback, when he met 'Noah's Ark', a computer program created by a boy genius named Hiroshi. Noah's Ark's intention was to 'restart' Japan. By wiping Japan of all the children of 'money grubbers', Japan will be free of leaders, doctors and business men whose intentions were only money.

OoC: Note that Noah's Ark isn't stating that all business men, doctors and world leaders are money grubbing people.


Young Avenger 12-14-2006 07:22 PM

Ant-Man takes a chair from the kitchen so he can sit down and watch his brand new tv.

[color=red]I should have asked Santa for a lazy boy[/color]

Ant-Man turns on the television and watches a program on Fox called "Before They Were Supervillains".

T.V Host - [color=blue]"Tonight we have an exclusive for all of our viewers. Victor Von Doom is one of the most smartest men in the world and is the current monarch of the small European country of Latveria. He's also one of the world's most dangerous supervillains having battled the likes of the Fantastic Four and the Avengers. We have just received exclusive video of Doom's younger days. It's when Doom was a fighter in the Street Fighter tournment and lost his match to Dan Hibiki in the qualitying rounds of the tournment. This exclusive footage came from a member of the audience who filmed the match that day."[/color]

Ant-Man sees the video of Doom being owned by Dan. After seeing the video, Ant-Man looks at Doom and begins laughing.

[color=red]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAahHAhaAH. You lost to Dan Hibiki? In the quailtying rounds no less.[/color]

  • Ant-Man continues to laugh*


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 07:40 PM

[QUOTE=Young Avenger;4113980]Ant-Man takes a chair from the kitchen so he can sit down and watch his brand new tv.

[color=red]I should have asked Santa for a lazy boy[/color]

Ant-Man turns on the television and watches a program on Fox called "Before They Were Supervillains".

T.V Host - [color=blue]"Tonight we have an exclusive for all of our viewers. Victor Von Doom is one of the most smartest men in the world and is the current monarch of the small European country of Latveria. He's also one of the world's most dangerous supervillains having battled the likes of the Fantastic Four and the Avengers. We have just received exclusive video of Doom's younger days. It's when Doom was a fighter in the Street Fighter tournment and lost his match to Dan Hibiki in the qualitying rounds of the tournment. This exclusive footage came from a member of the audience who filmed the match that day."[/color]

Ant-Man sees the video of Doom being owned by Dan. After seeing the video, Ant-Man looks at Doom and begins laughing.

[color=red]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAahHAhaAH. You lost to Dan Hibiki? In the quailtying rounds no less.[/color]

  • Ant-Man continues to laugh*[/QUOTE]

OOC: Lol!

BIC:

Angered by Ant-Man's continued mockery, Doom tries to calm himself down

[COLOR="Green"]3. 2. 1. 1. 2. 3. What the----oh screw it.[/COLOR]

(Punches Ant-Man right in the face, briefly knocking him out)

[COLOR="Green"]They used fireballs! That should not be allowed in hand-to-hand combat! Now look what you made me do! I did not want to do it! But you forced my hand! Literally![/COLOR]

Doom notices the group standing there, stunned by his actions

[COLOR="Green"]Look, I apolozige for my actions. The fool forced me to act. I had warned him earlier not to mock my past! Please do not use this event against me.[/COLOR]

The group remains silent

([I][COLOR="Green"]Well this sucks. I have not been stared at silently like this since the time I tried to pursue a career in stand-up comedy.[/COLOR][/I])


Flashback to when Doom performed at the Latverian Comedy Club

[COLOR="Green"]So, Beta Ray Bill walked in a bar last night. The bartender asked, 'Why the long face?' Get it? Get it? Long face? He's looks like a horse you know. Horses have long faces....[/COLOR]

(Silence from the audience; crickets chirping)

[COLOR="Green"]Hmm. Tough crowd. Is this thing on? Ok...umm.. I know! What's the deal with Moon Knight? How does he hide in the shadows wearing that ridiculous get-up? A white costume? Hellllloooooo! Did he forget that it is inappropriate to wear white after Labor Day?[/COLOR]

(More silence)

Audience Member: You suck, Doom!

[COLOR="Green"]What?! You dare?![/COLOR]

(Fires an energy beam at the heckler vaporizing him)

[COLOR="Green"]You have all made a powerful enemy today![/COLOR]


Superheroic 12-14-2006 07:53 PM

[QUOTE=Doctor Doom;4114083]Audience Member: You suck, Doom!

[COLOR="Green"]What?! You dare?![/COLOR]

(Fires an energy beam at the heckler vaporizing him)

[COLOR="Green"]You have all made a powerful enemy today![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

OOC - This is all good stuff!

IC - The Hulk toed the unconscious Ant-Man and spoke to Doom, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I don't blame you for doing that. Frankly I think he's one of the traitors. He's been acting way too twitchy."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 07:55 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4114141]OOC - This is all good stuff!

IC - The Hulk toed the unconscious Ant-Man and spoke to Doom, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I don't blame you for doing that. Frankly I think he's one of the traitors. He's been acting way too twitchy."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="Green"]Will you cast your vote towards the bug in this round?[/COLOR]


Superheroic 12-14-2006 07:59 PM

[QUOTE=Doooom;4114148][COLOR="Green"]Will you cast your vote towards the bug in this round?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Maybe."[/COLOR] The Hulk shrugged. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"He just bothers me."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 08:03 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4114172][COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Maybe."[/COLOR] The Hulk shrugged. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"He just bothers me."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="Green"]We may not agree on much, but you echo my thoughts. He is becoming just as obnoxious as that lemming, Archie*[/COLOR]


  • [COLOR="Green"]Lemmings are nature's retards.[/COLOR] [I]The More You Know[/I]


Chou Blaster 12-14-2006 08:08 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114203][COLOR="Green"]We may not agree on much, but you echo my thoughts. He is becoming just as obnoxious as that lemming, Archie*[/COLOR]


  • Lemmings are nature's retards. [I]The More You Know[/I][/QUOTE]
Cue the fallnig star thing PBS wise.:

Kyle: Say kdis , u to 4 drinks a day, fi your a growen up man, is healthy fo r you! [I]The More You Know.[/I]

No star for him.:

"It's what researchers say!



End Part 15 of the Re-presentation.

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