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And now Part 16 of the Traitor Game Essentials presentation of Traitor Game V: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Traitor.




darkkeeperjr 12-14-2006 08:09 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114083] (Punches Ant-Man right in the face, briefly knocking him out) [[/QUOTE]

Eric runs to the body.[COLOR="Blue"]" You got knocked the fu8k out!!"[/COLOR] he then kicks ant-man in the nuts and run behind doom. Clutching Doom's cape for protection.


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 08:10 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4114141]The Hulk toed the unconscious Ant-Man and spoke to Doom, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I don't blame you for doing that. Frankly I think he's one of the traitors. He's been acting way too twitchy."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114148][COLOR="Green"]Will you cast your vote towards the bug in this round?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4114172][COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Maybe."[/COLOR] The Hulk shrugged. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"He just bothers me."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]Jimmy expressed an angst look.

[I]'Sigh, looks like most of us will just vote out each other for the stupidest reasons.'[/I]


Superheroic 12-14-2006 08:12 PM

[QUOTE=Conan;4114242]Jimmy expressed an angst look.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Something on you mind kid or did you just fart?"[/COLOR]


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 08:20 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4114247][COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Something on you mind kid or did you just fart?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]Jimmy smiled nerversly.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Er, no! It's nothing, really! Hahaha!"[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 08:27 PM

[QUOTE=Chou Blaster;4114234]:Cue the fallnig star thing PBS wise.:

Kyle: Say kdis , u to 4 drinks a day, fi your a growen up man, is healthy fo r you! [I]The More You Know.[/I]

No star for him.:


"It's what researchers say![/QUOTE] Seeing Kyle in his drunken state, Doom thought to himself

([I][COLOR="Green"]Look at that fool stumble about. I guess he just cannot handle his alcohol. Which reminds me. Mental note: For this year's Latverian New Year's Party, Do NOT invite Tony Stark.[/COLOR][/I])


Flashback to last year's Latverian New Year's Party

Female Guest: I must say, Victor, nobody throws a more extravagent celebration like you.

[COLOR="Green"]Oh stop. You are just saying that.[/COLOR]

Female Guest: I speak the truth, Victor. Perhaps after the party, we can rendevous in your throne room for a Nightcap.

Male Guest: Three cheers for Victor Von Doom!

(A loud crashing sound is heard)

Tony Stark: (Drunk; slurring words) Hey everybodyyyyy. *hic* What's everyone looking at?!?! This be a paaaarttty ain't it? *hic* Let's party like it's 2099! (What Stark failed to realize was the reason the guests stared at him. He was wearing nothing but his Iron Man helmet and white boxer briefs.)

Female Guest: Do you know this man, Victor?

(Shakes his head in shame) [COLOR="Green"]*Sigh* No I most certainly do not.[/COLOR]

Tony Stark: Heyyya Doomsy! Great partttyyy. *hic* Who's your gal pal? (Vomits on the female guest)

Female Guest: (Screams in disgust) I am out of here!


Back at the Workshop ([COLOR="Green"][I]Blasted Stark.[/I][/COLOR])


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 08:31 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114292]Seeing Kyle in his drunken state, Doom thought to himself

([I][COLOR="Green"]Look at that fool stumble about. I guess he just cannot handle his alcohol. Which reminds me. Mental note: For this year's Latverian New Year's Party, Do NOT invite Tony Stark.[/COLOR][/I])


Flashback to last year's Latverian New Year's Party

Female Guest: I must say, Victor, nobody throws a more extravagent celebration like you.

[COLOR="Green"]Oh stop. You are just saying that.[/COLOR]

Female Guest: I speak the truth, Victor. Perhaps after the party, we can rendevous in your throne room for a Nightcap.

Male Guest: Three cheers for Victor Von Doom!

(A loud crashing sound is heard)

Tony Stark: (Drunk; slurring words) Hey everybodyyyyy. *hic* What's everyone looking at?!?! This be a paaaarttty ain't it? *hic* Let's party like it's 2099! (What Stark failed to realize was the reason the guests stared at him. He was wearing nothing but his Iron Man helmet and white boxer briefs.)

Female Guest: Do you know this man, Victor?

(Shakes his head in shame) [COLOR="Green"]No I do not![/COLOR]

Tony Stark: Heyyya Doomsy! Great partttyyy. *hic* Who's your gal pal? (Vomits on the female guest)

Female Guest: (Screams in disgust) I am out of here!


Back at the Workshop ([COLOR="Green"][I]Blasted Stark.[/I][/COLOR])[/QUOTE]

OoC: LMAO! That's the funniest! xD


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 08:45 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114203][COLOR="Green"]We may not agree on much, but you echo my thoughts. He is becoming just as obnoxious as that lemming, Archie*[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Cologne approached Dr. Doom and the Hulk. "Tell me, are you two going to vote this man for banishment merely because you dislike him?"

"This is a matter of life and death. The sooner both renegade elves are disposed of, the less people will be killed. Once the renegade elves are disposed of, we may have a chance to finally confront our captor and his cloaked assistant, and escape from this place. I do not believe either of them will let us leave without a fight. If it comes to that, we need all the people we can get on our side."

"To be honest, I truly believe this Ant-Man is rude and ill-mannered. But I would not vote against him merely because I dislike him. He may not be the most pleasant person in the world, but that does not automatically make him one of the renegade elves."

"I will say this much. He claims to have been hand-picked for the role of Ant-Man by his predecessor Hank Pym. Beyond that, I know little else about him aside from the fact that he is just a beginner. Doom, you appear to have been gathering information about people, if what Conan has told me is true. What have you learned about this Ant-Man? What is his real name? Is he a scientist like the first Ant-Man, or just some average man who just happened to be in the right place at the right time?"

"If you or anybody else gives me enough information on him, I may consider him as a possibility. But until..."

Cologne noted that the television was still tuned to 'Before They Were Supervillains'. The show was now showing a video clip of Dr. Doom's ill-fated venture at a stand-up comedy club in Latveria. [I]Interesting[/I], Cologne thought.

Cologne turned back to Dr. Doom. "That man in the video made an atrocious mistake. He just told you that 'you suck' without explaining what was wrong with your act. Allow me to give you more constructive criticism."

"How many people in Latveria are familiar with Beta Ray Bill or Moon Knight? If they don't know who either of these people are, how will they understand any jokes about them? You used that material on the wrong audience. Before performing for a crowd, one should always keep the audience in mind."


tangentman 12-14-2006 08:46 PM

Wonder Girl rolled her eyes at the kids' hijinks--actual kids and [i]socially retarded[/i] types alike. Sighing, Donna thought, [COLOR="Red"][i]Athena give me patience![/i][/COLOR] The rundowns of the "Traitors" list seemed sensible from Cologne, self-serving from Luthor, and paranoid on Doom's part.

The first instinct still said "vote off Luthor". However, she couldn't get her mind off the notable absences of certain "players" at crucial times. People who seemed strangely absent when the murders took place and only showed up to cast last minute votes. [COLOR="red"]"I hear what you're all saying. Of course, the most likely killer will be an expert manipulator."[/COLOR] Donna stared pointedly at Lex when she said so.

[COLOR="red"]"However, the greatest danger to us comes from the types who can hide in plain sight. I'm sure I'm tempting an outburst, but I can't help but think that [b]Jimmy/Conan[/b] might be our killer."[/COLOR]


Young Avenger 12-14-2006 08:49 PM

Ant-Man wakes up. He has a terrible pain in his groin and doesn't know why. Ant-Man sees Doom talking with the Hulk. Walks over to the corner of the basement and grabs a shovel. The tip of the shovel was covered in raindeer poop with flies flying all over it. There was a door near the shovel. Ant-Man opens the door and finds a huge pile of raindeer poop. After seeing the huge pile an idea pops into his head.

He finds an empty sack next to the door and starts putting the poop in the sack using the shovel he found. After filling the sack Ant-Man shrinks to the size of an ant with the sack and flies to Doom's living quarters.

In Doom's room, Ant-Man grows back to full size and starts spreading the crap all over Doom's living quarters.


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 08:51 PM

[QUOTE=tangentman;4114352]Wonder Girl rolled her eyes at the kids' hijinks--actual kids and [i]socially retarded[/i] types alike. Sighing, Donna thought, [COLOR="Red"][i]Athena give me patience![/i][/COLOR] The rundowns of the "Traitors" list seemed sensible from Cologne, self-serving from Luthor, and paranoid on Doom's part.

The first instinct still said "vote off Luthor". However, she couldn't get her mind off the notable absences of certain "players" at crucial times. People who seemed strangely absent when the murders took place and only showed up to cast last minute votes. [COLOR="red"]"I hear what you're all saying. Of course, the most likely killer will be an expert manipulator."[/COLOR] Donna stared pointedly at Lex when she said so.

[COLOR="red"]"However, the greatest danger to us comes from the types who can hide in plain sight. I'm sure I'm tempting an outburst, but I can't help but think that [b]Jimmy/Conan[/b] might be our killer."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]Jimmy tucked his arms against his chest.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Fine oneechan! I'll vote against you, [B]Wonder Girl[/B], as well!"[/COLOR]


Chou Blaster 12-14-2006 08:53 PM

And then Kyle thought for a moment.:


[I]" Sweet Merciful Crap, still no damn clues found out by these would be detectives and we are fallnig apart around us, we, have no hope, don't we?"[/I]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 08:55 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4114342]Cologne approached Dr. Doom and the Hulk. "Tell me, are you two going to vote this man for banishment merely because you dislike him?"

"This is a matter of life and death. The sooner both renegade elves are disposed of, the less people will be killed. Once the renegade elves are disposed of, we may have a chance to finally confront our captor and his cloaked assistant, and escape from this place. I do not believe either of them will let us leave without a fight. If it comes to that, we need all the people we can get on our side."

"To be honest, I truly believe this Ant-Man is rude and ill-mannered. But I would not vote against him merely because I dislike him. He may not be the most pleasant person in the world, but that does not automatically make him one of the renegade elves."

"I will say this much. He claims to have been hand-picked for the role of Ant-Man by his predecessor Hank Pym. Beyond that, I know little else about him aside from the fact that he is just a beginner. Doom, you appear to have been gathering information about people, if what Conan has told me is true. What have you learned about this Ant-Man? What is his real name? Is he a scientist like the first Ant-Man, or just some average man who just happened to be in the right place at the right time?"

"If you or anybody else gives me enough information on him, I may consider him as a possibility. But until..."

Cologne noted that the television was still tuned to 'Before They Were Supervillains'. The show was now showing a video clip of Dr. Doom's ill-fated venture at a stand-up comedy club in Latveria. [I]Interesting[/I], Cologne thought.

Cologne turned back to Dr. Doom. "That man in the video made an atrocious mistake. He just told you that 'you suck' without explaining what was wrong with your act. Allow me to give you more constructive criticism."

"How many people in Latveria are familiar with Beta Ray Bill or Moon Knight? If they don't know who either of these people are, how will they understand any jokes about them? You used that material on the wrong audience. Before performing for a crowd, one should always keep the audience in mind."[/QUOTE]


[COLOR="Green"]You'll have to understand, Cologne, that I just became Monarch of Latveria at the time. I felt that I could do anything and succeed. Perhaps if you were there years to give me the critique, I may have my own show on Comedy Central.[/COLOR]

([I][COLOR="Green"]Old bat! You dare critique the Lord Of Latveria! Mental Note: Kick Cologne's cane from under her when she least suspects it. Blame Archie.[/COLOR][/I])

[COLOR="Green"]As for your questions about Ant-Man, I never outright said I was going to vote for the fool. The Hulk merely voiced his dislike for Ant-Man as well as his suspicions of Ant-Man being a traitor. From there, I was just curious if he was going to vote for him.

As for information regarding Ant-Man, here is what I have.[/COLOR]

(Proceeds to give information about the new Ant-Man.)

OOC: Sorry, I didn't feel like retyping Ant-Man's info again. If you do need it, check Wikipedia (that's where I got the info) or a few pages back when Doom had a conference with Ronan.


Superheroic 12-14-2006 09:05 PM

[QUOTE=Cologne;4114342]Cologne approached Dr. Doom and the Hulk. "Tell me, are you two going to vote this man for banishment merely because you dislike him?"[/QUOTE]

Hulk regarded Cologne. She appeared to be the most level-headed of those gathered by Santa. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Meh. Its not that I dislike him. I don't even know him, he's not any Ant-Man I've ever met before. But I find some of his actions suspicious." [/COLOR]

Hulk shrugged, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"So unless you have a better suspect..."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 09:05 PM

[COLOR="Green"]I shall return later. For now I will take a rest at my living quarters. By the way, thank you again Hulk for agreeing to switch rooms with me. It is much appreciated[/COLOR]

As Doom heads to his new room, he passes by his former living quarters, now belonging to the Hulk, and notices Ant-Man laying a fecal assault all over the room.

([I][COLOR="Green"]Idiot.[/COLOR][/I])


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 09:06 PM

Jimmy sighed.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Oneechan, it could'd been me. For a few very good reasons."

"One, you have no proof of any kind that I commited the murder."

"Two, I couldn't have the motive for killing Skrull-san, since this is the first time I met him."

"Three, I have not lethal weapon of any kind. My sneakers were only able to deal a significant amount of damage, so it can't really [U]kill[/U] Skrull-san."

"So, I guess you're one of those selfish people who vote out people just because you hav some kind of grudge against them? Anyway, I'm withdrawing my vote. I'm unlike you, oneechan."[/COLOR]


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 09:09 PM

[QUOTE=tangentman;4114352][COLOR="red"]"However, the greatest danger to us comes from the types who can hide in plain sight. I'm sure I'm tempting an outburst, but I can't help but think that [b]Jimmy/Conan[/b] might be our killer."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Cologne raised an eyebrow. "An interesting choice."

She addressed Donna, and the rest of the group. "Many of you are casting suspicion on those who are either unpleasant characters or obvious villains. It would be so simple if the Joker or Ronan, or both, were behind the death of the Super-Skrull. But the killer might just as easily have been a person who appears to mean well despite his or her faults."

"Remember, it is our host, the insane Santa Claus who owns this place, who chose who the 'renegade elves' would be. The renegades may have decided who to kill, but it is our captor who decided that they would be the killers in the first place. If he is capable of bringing us here, then he is capable of forcing people to do things they would otherwise never do."

"The Flash showed up a short while ago just long enough to cast his vote for the Joker. He has been hiding himself with super-speed. I neglected to include him in my initial list of suspects, but now that I think about it, his super-speed would be very useful not just in the Super-Skrull's murder, but in any murders to come. He could go off, commit a murder, and be back without any of us noticing he was gone."

She turned to Donna. "Donna, I know you and Wally are close friends. I appreciated the way you stood up for him earlier when Luthor was accusing him of being evil. But you must understand that if he is one of the renegade elves, our host is most likely forcing him to do it. Perhaps that is why he has not spoken to us much since the Skrull's body was found."

"There is another hero of the Flash's earth who [U]was[/U] on my list of suspects. And that is Green Lantern. His power ring would certainly give him the ability to propel an explosive-loaded sleigh into the Super-Skrull's quarters. I have watched him closely, and of all of us, his behavior has changed the most drastically since the banishment of the King and the discovery of the Super-Skrull's remains."

"Everyone who voted for the King felt guilty when they found out he was innocent. But Kyle Rayner has taken it harder than most. He threw down his ring and allowed Luthor to beat him. Why? Is it his guilt over voting an innocent man to be banished to some crazy prison? Or is he feeling guilty because he was forced to murder someone?"

"I can tell that Kyle Rayner is a decent man, who wishes to do the best he can to make his world a better place. I believe he is a man who hates death, especially violent death. I noticed earlier that he looked at the refrigerator with a haunted expression, as if a refrigerator was connected with a traumatic incident in his life."

"With this in mind, how is he to react when being forced to murder someone, even a super-villain like the Super-Skrull? Look at him now -- he's become horribly drunk. Many people drink excessively in an attempt to take their minds off of sins they've committed. Now, is Kyle Rayner's sin voting an innocent man to be banished, or is it the murder of the Super-Skrull?"

"I am still unsure, so I have not voted yet." Cologne paused. "But my point remains. No one, not even those who are heroes in their home universes, is above suspicion."


Young Avenger 12-14-2006 09:14 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114440][COLOR="Green"]I shall return later. For now I will take a rest at my living quarters. By the way, thank you again Hulk for agreeing to switch rooms with me. It is much appreciated[/COLOR]

As Doom heads to his new room, he passes by his former living quarters, now belonging to the Hulk, and notices Ant-Man laying a fecal assault all over the room.

([I][COLOR="Green"]Idiot.[/COLOR][/I])[/QUOTE]

OOC: You cruel bastard. :mad:

IC

Ant-Man puts the finishing touches of the poop covered room. Ant-Man shrinks down again and flies away to avoid detection. Ant-Man makes his way to the bathroom to wash away any trace of poop on his suit. Ant-Man grows back to regular size and is instantly dry. Ant-Man walks to the tv to finish watching his program.


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 09:16 PM

[QUOTE=Young Avenger;4114481]OOC: You cruel bastard. :mad:

IC

Ant-Man puts the finishing touches of the poop covered room. Ant-Man shrinks down again and flies away to avoid detection. Ant-Man makes his way to the bathroom to wash away any trace of poop on his suit. Ant-Man grows back to regular size and is instantly dry. Ant-Man walks to the tv to finish watching his program.[/QUOTE] OOC: What can I say? Sometimes, I think too much like Dr. Doom.


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 09:17 PM

[QUOTE=Young Avenger;4114481]OOC: You cruel bastard. :mad:

IC

Ant-Man puts the finishing touches of the poop covered room. Ant-Man shrinks down again and flies away to avoid detection. Ant-Man makes his way to the bathroom to wash away any trace of poop on his suit. Ant-Man grows back to regular size and is instantly dry. Ant-Man walks to the tv to finish watching his program.[/QUOTE]However, Jimmy noticed this.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Eh? Oniichan, did you take a shower?"[/COLOR]


Young Avenger 12-14-2006 09:29 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4114490]However, Jimmy noticed this.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Eh? Oniichan, did you take a shower?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[color=red]"The name's Ant-Man not oniichan. And yes, I took a shower. I get sweaty when I wear this thing."[/color]


darkkeeperjr 12-14-2006 09:30 PM

Runs out of the living area: Hey any one smell all that poop in one of the bed rooms. [COLOR="Blue"]Hey What the fu*k are you guys eating? Hey who missing? maybe they turned them selves in to sj**. Or have some one been murdered by a sh** turning ray gun? Antman? Why you walking funny? hey is that sh** on your shoes?[/COLOR]


Superheroic 12-14-2006 09:32 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114440]As Doom heads to his new room, he passes by his former living quarters, now belonging to the Hulk, and notices Ant-Man laying a fecal assault all over the room.[/QUOTE]

The Hulk grabbed Doom's cape from behind. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Uh-uh! I just got the mattress the way I like it. Back to your old room."[/COLOR] Hulk tossed Doom into Doom's room. The monarch skidded across the floor. The Hulk went towards the doorway. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"And another thing --DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE! You bunkin' with Fin Fang Foom or something? No wonder you wanted to switch rooms. Good luck getting that out of your armor."[/COLOR]


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 09:34 PM

[QUOTE=Young Avenger;4114555][color=red]"The name's Ant-Man not oniichan. And yes, I took a shower. I get sweaty when I wear this thing."[/color][/QUOTE][I]'Heh, guess I forgot you ain't a Japanese.'[/I]

[COLOR="navy"]"Heh heh, you got it wrong, oniichan! 'Oniichan' means 'big brother' in Japanese!"[/COLOR]

Just then, Jimmy noticed the fecies on Ant-Man's shoe that eric pointed out.

[COLOR="Navy"]"Eh? Eric is right! There's some brown stuff on this oniichan's shoe!"[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 09:37 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4114580]The Hulk grabbed Doom's cape from behind. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Uh-uh! I just got the mattress the way I like it. Back to your old room."[/COLOR] Hulk tossed Doom into Doom's room. The monarch skidded across the floor. The Hulk went towards the doorway. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"And another thing --DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE! You bunkin' with Fin Fang Foom or something? No wonder you wanted to switch rooms. Good luck getting that out of your armor."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Covered in Reindeer S%@$, Doom had to let out a scream

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Green"][B]AAAARGGHH![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="Green"]Curse you Ant-Man! Revenge and a shower is on the agenda. The former can wait, the latter cannot![/COLOR]


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 09:39 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114611]Covered in Reindeer S%@$, Doom had to let out a scream

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Green"][B]AAAARGGHH![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="Green"]Curse you Ant-Man! Revenge and a shower is on the agenda. The former can wait, the latter cannot![/COLOR][/QUOTE]Jimmy pinched his nose as Doom showed is outrage upon Ant-Man.

[I]'Well, at least I know they're not working together.'[/I]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 09:51 PM

After cleaning himself, Doom, the tactical marvel that he is, sets Ant-Man's foot on fire.

[COLOR="Green"]There, now we are even. However, before you do anything stupid, I propose we place a truce in our silly conflict for the time being until the conclusion of this game. Then after the game is over, if we survive, then we settle our differences....with a game of Street Fighter![/COLOR]


tangentman 12-14-2006 09:51 PM

Wonder Girl ignored Jimmy's initial petulance the way one would ignore most unruly kids. Instead, she gave her attention to the other Amazon. Listening to Cologne's prudent points, Donna nodded with a thoughtful expression. [COLOR="Red"]"I'm aware that Wally could be controlled by Santa into killing others. I don't [b]want[/b] to believe that he would kill, but we're dealing with a 'host' who can make us do things against our will."[/COLOR]

Thoughts of Santa brought up another question. Frowning from the nagging question, as much from the stench of reindeer poo, Donna swept the room with her eyes. Then, she looked back at Cologne. [COLOR="red"]"Y'know, we've seen Santa and talked about elves and reindeer. One thing bothers me, though--where is [i]Mrs. Claus[/i]?"[/COLOR]


Young Avenger 12-14-2006 09:52 PM

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Peter Parker 12-14-2006 09:55 PM

[QUOTE=tangentman;4114708]Wonder Girl ignored Jimmy's initial petulance the way one would ignore most unruly kids. Instead, she gave her attention to the other Amazon. Listening to Cologne's prudent points, Donna nodded with a thoughtful expression. [COLOR="Red"]"I'm aware that Wally could be controlled by Santa into killing others. I don't [b]want[/b] to believe that he would kill, but we're dealing with a 'host' who can make us do things against our will."[/COLOR]

Thoughts of Santa brought up another question. Frowning from the nagging question, as much from the stench of reindeer poo, Donna swept the room with her eyes. Then, she looked back at Cologne. [COLOR="red"]"Y'know, we've seen Santa and talked about elves and reindeer. One thing bothers me, though--where is [i]Mrs. Claus[/i]?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

OoC: I thought Weirdopokey clearly stated that you don't bold the words unless you're voting for someone, tangentman?


Young Avenger 12-14-2006 09:57 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114707]After cleaning himself, Doom, the tactical marvel that he is, sets Ant-Man's foot on fire.

[COLOR="Green"]There, now we are even. However, before you do anything stupid, I propose we place a truce in our silly conflict for the time being until the conclusion of this game. Then after the game is over, if we survive, then we settle our differences....with a game of Street Fighter![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[color=red]"Alright Doom, I will go along with your truce. You better live so I can kick your ass in Street Fighter".[/color]

Ant-Man returns to his television viewing. Fox is now showing "When the Hulk Attacks 14".


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 10:09 PM

[QUOTE=tangentman;4114708]Wonder Girl ignored Jimmy's initial petulance the way one would ignore most unruly kids. Instead, she gave her attention to the other Amazon. Listening to Cologne's prudent points, Donna nodded with a thoughtful expression. [COLOR="Red"]"I'm aware that Wally could be controlled by Santa into killing others. I don't [b]want[/b] to believe that he would kill, but we're dealing with a 'host' who can make us do things against our will."[/COLOR]

Thoughts of Santa brought up another question. Frowning from the nagging question, as much from the stench of reindeer poo, Donna swept the room with her eyes. Then, she looked back at Cologne. [COLOR="red"]"Y'know, we've seen Santa and talked about elves and reindeer. One thing bothers me, though--where is [i]Mrs. Claus[/i]?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


[COLOR="Green"]Ah. You raise a good point, young Amazon. I have always been led to believed that wherever you see Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus should not be far behind.

However, we have yet to see the presence of Mrs. Claus. Perhaps this version of St. Nick killed his wife, or maybe he does not have one in the first place.

If it is the case of the latter, then I must commend him on that. There is nothing more stressful than having to deal with a wife. All they will do is nag and keep you from achieving your goals.

I give thanks each day that I was able to avoid getting myself into that kind of mess.[/COLOR]


Flashback to the time Victor Von Doom was [I]this[/I] close to getting married.

Priest: Do you, Victor Von Doom, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

[COLOR="Green"]I do.[/COLOR]

Priest: And do you....Barbara Streisand, take this man to be your lawlfully wedded husband?

Barbara Streisand: I do.

Priest: Then, by the power vested in me by the country of Latveria, I now pronounce you hus----

(Dr. Doom blows up)

Barbara Streisand: What the?

Priest: I'm sorry, ma'am. This was a Doombot. I guess he got cold-feet.

Barbara Streisand: [SIZE="7"]WHAT?!?!?!?![/SIZE] You have made a powerful enemy today Doom!!!!


Back at the Workshop

([I][COLOR="Green"]Ah, Barbara Streisand. You foolish bitch.[/COLOR][/I])


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 10:11 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4114735]OoC: I thought Weirdopokey clearly stated that you don't bold the words unless you're voting for someone, tangentman?[/QUOTE]

OOC: I think Weirdopky meant not bold other characters' names unless it was a vote. In tangetman's case, Donna was just emphasizing that she does not want to believe the idea of the Flash being a killer.


Chris Lang 12-14-2006 10:11 PM

[QUOTE=tangentman;4114708]Wonder Girl ignored Jimmy's initial petulance the way one would ignore most unruly kids. Instead, she gave her attention to the other Amazon. Listening to Cologne's prudent points, Donna nodded with a thoughtful expression. [COLOR="Red"]"I'm aware that Wally could be controlled by Santa into killing others. I don't [b]want[/b] to believe that he would kill, but we're dealing with a 'host' who can make us do things against our will."[/COLOR]

Thoughts of Santa brought up another question. Frowning from the nagging question, as much from the stench of reindeer poo, Donna swept the room with her eyes. Then, she looked back at Cologne. [COLOR="red"]"Y'know, we've seen Santa and talked about elves and reindeer. One thing bothers me, though--where is [i]Mrs. Claus[/i]?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

"I do not know." said Cologne. "I do know that Dancer and Prancer are dead. I found their bodies suspended on meat hooks in the walk in freezer warehouse adjacent to the kitchen. They were violently gunned down, I believe, by our insane host. The manner of death matches that of a song I heard."

"Last night, as everyone was going to sleep, I did some more investigating. I found an old German Luger in one of the hall closets, completely empty of bullets. I also found a CD collection. It was a collection of Christmas CDs, but all of them had been violently torn to pieces...except one."

She went over to the kitchen table where she had left the CD, and returned with it. She showed it to Donna. It was called 'Dark Christmas: Twisted Holiday Humor.'

"The only 'traditional' Christmas song on this CD is 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'. Apparently our host still likes that song. There are a number of other songs on this CD painting unflattering portraits of Santa Claus, his elves, and his reindeer. Two of them are especially noteworthy. One is called 'The Night Santa Went Crazy', by an American comedy songwriter named Weird Al Yankovic. The other is, if you'll pardon the vulgar term used, 'Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass' by a Canadian comedy group called the Arrogant Worms."

"Even more interesting is the fact that the last song on the CD is a strange mixing together of those two songs, so that Santa Claus becomes a crazy person who slaughters seven of his nine most famous reindeer, and then goes on to terrorize the people who anger him the most -- which are the ungrateful recipients of his gifts. If this mix is any indication, then Mrs. Claus may have indeed run off with a chiropractor. However, Santa Claus appears to still own his workshop, as we are currently in the basement of his workshop."

"Anyway, we can only guess what happened to Mrs. Claus. But I am convinced more than ever that this Santa Claus is not the Santa Claus I knew, nor is he the Santa Claus from your dimension. He is probably not the Santa Claus from any of our worlds. My guess is that we are now on the alternate Earth that this crazed version of Santa Claus comes from."

OOC: By the way, the CD Cologne found is not a real CD in OUR universe -- it's a special one apparently created by the crazed Santa. But there are plenty of crazy comedy Christmas CDs out there in our world. 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' can be found on Weird Al's 'Bad Hair Day' CD, and 'Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass' can be found on the Arrogant Worms' 'Christmas Turkey' CD.


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 10:16 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114825][COLOR="Green"]Ah. You raise a good point, young Amazon. I have always been led to believed that wherever you see Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus should not be far behind.

However, we have yet to see the presence of Mrs. Claus. Perhaps this version of St. Nick killed his wife, or maybe he does not have one in the first place.

If it is the case of the latter, then I must commend him on that. There is nothing more stressful than having to deal with a wife. All they will do is nag and keep you from achieving your goals.

I give thanks each day that I was able to avoid getting myself into that kind of mess.[/COLOR]


Flashback to the time Victor Von Doom was [I]this[/I] close to getting married.

Priest: Do you, Victor Von Doom, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

[COLOR="Green"]I do.[/COLOR]

Priest: And do you....Barbara Streisand, take this man to be your lawlfully wedded husband?

Barbara Streisand: I do.

Priest: Then, by the power vested in me by the country of Latveria, I now pronounce you hus----

(Dr. Doom blows up)

Barbara Streisand: What the?

Priest: I'm sorry, ma'am. This was a Doombot. I guess he got cold-feet.

Barbara Streisand: [SIZE="7"]WHAT?!?!?!?![/SIZE] You have made a powerful enemy today Doom!!!!


Back at the Workshop

([I][COLOR="Green"]Ah, Barbara Streisand. You foolish bitch.[/COLOR][/I])[/QUOTE]

Jimmy displayed that annoyed look of his. For Wonder girl voting for him for absolutely no logical reasons like a crazy baitch, and for this bickering of Mrs. Claus.

[I]'It's so obvious that this Santa isn't the Santa I know of.'[/I]

As Jimmy had that thought in his mind, he looked out one of the windows in the basement.


Peter Parker 12-14-2006 10:21 PM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4114841]OOC: I think Weirdopky meant not bold other characters' names unless it was a vote. In tangetman's case, Donna was just emphasizing that she does not want to believe the idea of the Flash being a killer.[/QUOTE

]OoC: darkkeeperjr did the same thing and was notified by Weirdopokey. So yeah, it's not allowed tangentman, just change the freaking bolded word.


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 10:34 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4114918]OoC: darkkeeperjr did the same thing and was notified by Weirdopokey. So yeah, it's not allowed tangentman, just change the freaking bolded word.[/QUOTE]

OOC: Well, like I said, the word 'want' was the only thing bolded. It's not like you can mistake it for a vote.


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 10:35 PM

OOC: BTW, banishment is tomorrow at 10 PM right?


Superheroic 12-14-2006 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=Ant-Man;4114745]Fox is now showing "When the Hulk Attacks 14".[/QUOTE]

The Hulk poked his head form out of his room, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Oh, that's my favorite!"[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-14-2006 10:38 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4115030]The Hulk poked his head form out of his room, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Oh, that's my favorite!"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


[COLOR="Green"]My favorite was when they showed you trashing the Baxter Building. The look on Richards' face was priceless![/COLOR]


tangentman 12-14-2006 10:39 PM

[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4114735]OoC: I thought Weirdopokey clearly stated that you don't bold the words unless you're voting for someone, tangentman?[/QUOTE]


OOC: I seriously doubt that he had "want" in mind, PP. You just mind your "god-moding" tendencies and let me worry about my own roleplay.



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