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And now Part 24 of the Traitor Game Essentials Re-presentation of Traitor Game V: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Traitor. Some more dark and dramatic turns. And we find out that even wise elders can have a momentary Heroic BSOD.




Chris Lang 12-21-2006 11:13 PM

[QUOTE=Crazy Santa Claus;4144153][COLOR="DarkRed"]Ah, so you've made a decision, and you choose [B]the Flash, or Wally West[/B] as the banished character for tonight. Well, my friends, all I have to say is... wait, WHAT????? This can't be. You've found one of my renegades. Damn you all to hell. Flash, you idiot. For trying that stupid tactic and failing miserably, you shall not be able to go back to your wife and kids. You broke the rule of secrecy. I was originally going to let you go, but now you will die. Goodbye, fool. [/COLOR] And with a wave, he was struck down and murdered right there, stabbed in his neck and torso with reindeer antlers.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Now, you see, I told Flash to keep his identity a secret, but he's too much of a goody two shoes to keep it. Now he paid the price. [/COLOR]

Then, the smell of candy canes flows through the air.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Hmmmm, I wonder what that is? HOLY CRAP, little [B]Conan Edogawa[/B] has been impaled with a candy cane. Jesus christ, Wally. Nice one. Actually, I knew about this, and told them to do it because of his inactivity. Here's a note from the flash.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]Dear everyone. You've already found me out, clearly because of my actions. As a token, I won't kill anyone important. I mean, come on, the kid was bound to die anyway, and he wasn't doing anything. Have fun, now I'm going home to my wife and kids after this whole thing's over. Hallelujah!!!![/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]What an idiot, now that's never gonna happen. Muahahahaha!!!!! Good night for now, morons. Prepare for the next kill, in 48 hours. We shall see who gets taken down this time. May the voting begin.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Cologne stared at the body of the Flash. A hint of sadness appeared on her aged face. "The poor fool." She shook her head.

She glared at Conan's corpse, impaled by a candy cane. "The Flash did that one all right. Conan was here, though he wasn't saying anything. The Flash's super-speed made it so that he murdered Conan in front of us before we even noticed what happened. He may have murdered Luthor and the Super-Skrull in the same way."

Cologne did not look at Donna, for she knew the younger Amazon would be taking this hard. Indeed, Donna had cried out and thrown a work bench at the departing Santa. "You probably wish to kill him, don't you?" Cologne said to Donna. "The evil Santa, I mean. You may get your chance later, if we are lucky."

Cologne then addressed the whole group -- what was left of it -- again.

"For now, we must dispose of the bodies. There is nothing to be gained from leaving them out here. We know the Flash killed Conan, and our host murdered him in turn for confessing. Let us put them in the freezer room with the others."

Cologne picked up the body of Conan first. It was difficult, given the size of the sharp candy cane impaled in his torso, but Cologne managed. She carried the body into the kitchen, then set it down before opening the freezer. She was relieved to find that this time, there were no additional bodies waiting in the kitchen. Two bodies at once was enough.

After placing the body of Conan next to Kenny's body, Cologne returned to the kitchen and closed the freezer door. She then went to the main meeting area, and looked once more at the body of the Flash. "The reindeer antlers impaling him may make this one difficult. I will need someone to carry the body to the freezer room with me." Cologne said.


tangentman 12-21-2006 11:20 PM

Donna clenched her fists, tears freely streaming down her face. She stared at Wally's body, a slight tremble running through her shoulders. Cologne's question stirred her from her silent anger. Turning to the elder Amazon, Donna shook her head slowly. [COLOR="Red"]"No. Thank you, but no. [b]I'll[/b] take him."[/COLOR] With that said, Donna found the necessary leverage and easily lifted Wally's body.


Weirdopky 12-21-2006 11:33 PM

Joe Acro- Flash III/Wally West (Stabbed with Dear Antlers) (BANISHED) Eternal Torment-Onslaught (Power stolen through Rerouter) Superheroic-The Hulk The Purple Skull-Dr. Doom Peter Parker-Jimmy Kudo wearing red (Impaled with candy cane) moonknight2099-Super Skrull (attacked with explosive sleigh) BYC-The Burger King (BANISHED) Anthony Johanson-The Bard Indigo Al-Archie Andrews with the Quantum Bands Young Avenger-Irredeemable Ant-Man (BANISHED) Chris Lang-The Elder Cologne darkkeeperjr-Eric Cartman (Poisoned with reindeer-feces-laced cheesy poofs) PatrickG-Lex Luthor in the Green power suit (strangled with christmas lights) Jeff-E-Ronan the Accuser Chou Blaster-Kyle Rayner Green Lantern Hush Little Batman-The Joker (BANISHED) mattbib-Fin Fang Foom tangentman-Wonder Girl/Donna Troy

Good Elf-0 out of 1 Breaker-1 out of 1 Santa's Helper-0 out of 1 Renegade Elves-1 out of 2 Everyone else-8 out of 13


Chris Lang 12-21-2006 11:46 PM

[QUOTE=tangentman;4144350]Donna clenched her fists, tears freely streaming down her face. She stared at Wally's body, a slight tremble running through her shoulders. Cologne's question stirred her from her silent anger. Turning to the elder Amazon, Donna shook her head slowly. [COLOR="Red"]"No. Thank you, but no. [b]I'll[/b] take him."[/COLOR] With that said, Donna found the necessary leverage and easily lifted Wally's body.[/QUOTE]

As Donna began to carry Wally's body off to lay it beside the others in the freezer room, Cologne said nothing. What she had to say could wait until the sad task was complete.

She noted something that had fallen off of the antlers as the body was moved. It was a name tag. She picked it up for a closer look. The name tag appeared badly singed, but it was still readable. It read: BLIT...the rest was not legible, but Cologne guessed it was meant to read 'BLITZEN'.

No one spoke as Cologne stared at the blood stains on the floor of the main meeting area. She did not speak. She merely shook her head sadly.

Finally, she broke the silence. "We should all rest now. We can discuss the case again in the morning."


Weirdopky 12-22-2006 06:59 AM

oh, also, to the only renegade left, send me your next kill please. I need it for tomorrow night.


PatrickG 12-22-2006 07:28 AM

Luthor's ghost appeared in a flash of light.

"My suspiscions are confirmed. Kindly note who was harboring our traitor, who was defending him... Wonder Girl. I voted for her before my own untimely death due to... you guessed it... strangling. I am disappointed that Doom was not the Good Elf I suspected him to be and while I would advise you to keep your guard around Doom -- no offense, Vicky baby -- I think dear old Wongee is the final traitor among you. She was Flash's staunchest defender, she made herself appear to be quite innocent and she had an irrational distrust of yours truly even in the face of possible death."

"Now, if you'll excuse me, the commercial break is almost over and I must return to my eternity of trite Christmas specials. Kudos to sending me Flash; I'll make sure he suffers for his crimes. Send his cohort Wonder Girl my way so I can have a complete set of fallen do-gooders to torment in this absurd afterlife. And if anyone sees Superman? Tell him I'll be waiting for him here..."

And in a second flash of light, Luthor's spirit vanishes.


Superheroic 12-22-2006 08:07 AM

Flash was dead, more importantly he turned out to be a Renegade. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Good,"[/COLOR] the Hulk said as Wonder Girl carried the body away.

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Back to business. [B]Green Lantern[/B], you're the other traitor."[/COLOR]


The Purple Skull 12-22-2006 08:25 AM

[COLOR="Green"]So it seems that idiot Flash was one of the traitors. That is one down. Let us now get rid of the other! [B]Green Lantern[/B] gets my vote![/COLOR]

OOC: Sorry for the small post again. I got a busy day ahead of me. Just wanted to get my vote in.


Jeff-E 12-22-2006 09:51 AM

[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4145474][COLOR="Green"]So it seems that idiot Flash was one of the traitors. That is one down. Let us now get rid of the other! [B]Green Lantern[/B] gets my vote![/COLOR]

OOC: Sorry for the small post again. I got a busy day ahead of me. Just wanted to get my vote in.[/QUOTE]


[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I concur with my Terran Monkey ally, Doom. I acknowledge the [B][U]GREEN LANTERN[/U][/B] monkey as the traitor. Let him stand Accused![/COLOR]


Chou Blaster 12-22-2006 11:03 AM

[QUOTE=Jeff-E;4145729][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I concur with my Terran Monkey ally, Doom. I acknowledge the [B][U]GREEN LANTERN[/U][/B] monkey as the traitor. Let him stand Accused![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Feh. You can think tha tall you want. But there is a big flaw in your accusing.

Mainly: The BObm ni the Sleigh?

For me to make a REAL Bomb out of Grene Lantern Energy, I would need to know ho wte bomb WORKS.

I was a Artist, a COmic Book writer, not a scienist, why my cosntrcts are vivid and with imangiation.

And e seem to be thosssse you see so very briefly.


So in my opinion, I think Doom due to Intellgience an dSuper tehc knowledge could be traitor.

Or FIn Fang Fooom, as he doe snot show up too much.

Or Archie, as Arhcies Bands do the SAME damn thing as my ring does, except his is yellow.

BUt still, voting me out? Your just going to get rid of anothe rinnocent and another one of you is going to die.

And considering you do not belive me, despite all the truth i say, and I grow tired of your *(***(!*!()!*()!* company.

I vote for [B]Green Lantern.[/B]

I rather put up with XMas Hell then to be wit hyou damn people an y longer.


Chris Lang 12-22-2006 11:08 AM

Cologne had a better sleep than she thought she would. She returned to the main meeting area for breakfast.

One of the first things Cologne did was look at the voting board. The Hulk, Dr. Doom, and Ronan the Accuser had already voted for Green Lantern last night.

Cologne spoke. "Last night, we found out the identity of one of the Renegade Elves. There is hope that we may find the other soon, before any more murders are committed. Nine of us are left. Of them, one is a murderer."

"What happened to Wally West is indeed a tragedy. It confirms my suspicion that our host is capable of making people go against their normal moral codes. I take no joy in the fact that I was right."

"Now that we have seen one super-hero of his universe revealed as one of the renegade elves, we know now that we cannot eliminate either Green Lantern or Wonder Girl from suspicion. Our host may have picked two heroes to be his killers because he thought the irony would be amusing."

"Of course, Wonder Girl also made a valid point. We cannot overlook those who have said and done little outside of voting. The Hulk also suspects the Bard, and Fin Fang Foom was Wonder Girl's choice in the previous round. The Flash also fit into this criteria, since for a time he was avoiding us by using his super-speed. He probably avoided us because if he hadn't, he would have slipped up and confessed earlier than he did."

"I will refrain from voting until I have heard more opinions. Now I will be cooking some meals in the kitchen, for those who still have appetites after what happened last night." Cologne headed for the kitchen. "However, I suspect I have little to worry about on that account. Most of you do have strong stomachs."

Just as she was about to enter the kitchen, there was an outburst. Apparently, Green Lantern had voted for himself, supposedly because he was sick and tired of this game. "Interesting," Cologne said, mostly to herself.


mattbib 12-22-2006 12:13 PM

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"Fin Fang Foom doesn't believe that Green Lantern is a killer. But if the silly fleshling wants to kill himself, all the more entertaining.

"My vote again goes to [B]Doctor Doom[/B]. The absurd tactics and scenarios leading to these murders screams Latverian lunatic."


Indigo Al 12-22-2006 12:55 PM

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Archie sat down, shoulders slumped. "This is terrible!" he said. "This is like that time when the Punisher guy came to Riverdale! Everyone around me is dying, nobody can trust each other, and Santa's a mean, nasty man who likes to play games with people. Man, I wish I was back home....being a superhero is the pits! The government should make them all register or something!"

"I thought Green Lantern could be the killer, but now, I don't even know who to trust! And you, Ms. Cologne!" Archie glared at her furiously..."what Flash said made a lot of sense! I thought you were a nice and kind teacher, but I don't know WHAT to think anymore! If he hadn't been a renegade elf, I'd maybe vote for YOU!

As it is" he turned to face Ronan, "I'm thinking YOU did it, Mr. [B]Ronan[/B]!" Archie was shrill and hysterical, a nervous wreck at this point.


darkkeeperjr 12-22-2006 01:08 PM

OOC:

Meanwhile the Cartman body had sat up,leaving a large puddle of water where the ice had melted. Slowly walking in the main voting room,it's face set with a purpose while it eyes were blank.

The body made it's way to the t.v. and stood facing a blank screen.


Anthony Johanson 12-22-2006 01:55 PM

The Bard laughed, and replied:

"Pathetic, the whole lot who vote for the Lantern. He already stated the flaws in your thinking, so I don't have to. Do not waste your vote on another innocent. Heck, if we want to look at the board last round, he was the one to call Flash's bluff, and even the one before that.

Digressing, I vote [B]Doom[/B], Super Intelligence is a pain."


Chris Lang 12-22-2006 02:55 PM

[QUOTE=Indigo Al;4146607]"I thought Green Lantern could be the killer, but now, I don't even know who to trust! And you, Ms. Cologne!" Archie glared at her furiously..."what Flash said made a lot of sense! I thought you were a nice and kind teacher, but I don't know WHAT to think anymore! If he hadn't been a renegade elf, I'd maybe vote for YOU!

As it is" he turned to face Ronan, "I'm thinking YOU did it, Mr. [B]Ronan[/B]!" Archie was shrill and hysterical, a nervous wreck at this point.[/QUOTE]

Cologne turned to Archie. "I am a teacher, yes. But I cannot always be nice and kind. I cannot just tell people what they want to hear. I do not know about the teachers you are familiar with, but I do not believe one should sugarcoat things, especially in a situation like this."

"I take no pleasure in saying these things, Mr. Andrews. But I feel it is important to tell people what they [U]need[/U] to hear, rather than what they [U]want[/U] to hear. As you get older, you will realize that the two are not always the same thing."

"Mr. Andrews, I see in you someone who is unaccustomed to violent death happening around him. Unless I am mistaken, you have seen very little of the harsh, brutal side of life. I have seen plenty of misery, lies, war, and death. And many of it was probably before your grandparents were born."

"So you say that if the Flash hadn't turned out to be a renegade elf, you would have voted for me? The Flash's argument was that I was trying to find out everything I could about the people here. I feel I should remind you and everyone else that I am far from the only one who has done so. Dr. Doom, for example, was conferring with Ronan. Together they were trying to find out everything they could about the rest of us. Conan, too, tried to find out everything...for all the good it did him."

"It is possible that Doom or Ronan could be the renegade, but there are still a number of other likely suspects. If any of you have any thoughts about this, as opposed to just knee-jerk voting, I would be glad to hear them."


Weirdopky 12-22-2006 04:46 PM

new voting round

Chou Blaster/Kyle Rayner Green Lantern-4 (Superheroic, The Purple Skull, Jeff-E, Choul Blaster) The Purple Skull/Dr. Doom-2 (mattbib, Anthony Johanson) Jeff-E/Ronan the Accuser-1 (Indigo Al)

Chou, very strange choice of voting for yourself. Anyway, fellas, tomorrow night we're having a banish/kill event. Then, we'll probably take off 4 days or so, just so people can enjoy the holiday.


Joe Acro 12-22-2006 04:54 PM

OOC: I could've sent the thing into a tie. That's what I get for leaving town. And so much for that strategy. I realized shortly after I did it that I did it at the wrong time. Perhaps I can do it better in the future.

The Flash avatar didn't even get to see the game...

Anyways, I wish you all Happy Holidays! May my comrade beat you all.


Superheroic 12-22-2006 06:43 PM

[QUOTE=Joe Acro;4147436]OOC: I could've sent the thing into a tie. That's what I get for leaving town. And so much for that strategy. I realized shortly after I did it that I did it at the wrong time. Perhaps I can do it better in the future.

The Flash avatar didn't even get to see the game...

Anyways, I wish you all Happy Holidays! May my comrade beat you all.[/QUOTE]

OOC: HH to you too! Oh and was that last part OOC or IC? Either way...


BIC: [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Not while the Hulk's still around."[/COLOR]


Superheroic 12-22-2006 07:03 PM

[QUOTE=The Bard;4146911]The Bard laughed, and replied:

"Pathetic, the whole lot who vote for the Lantern. He already stated the flaws in your thinking, so I don't have to. Do not waste your vote on another innocent. Heck, if we want to look at the board last round, he was the one to call Flash's bluff, and even the one before that.

Digressing, I vote [B]Doom[/B], Super Intelligence is a pain."[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]"We'll see about that, Bard. I'm not buying his excuses. The Green Lantern worked too hard making us think he regretted voting the Burger King off. If he's not guilty, well, then he's just a crybaby and has to go anyway."

Oh, and if it ain't the pretty boy, I'm coming after you next!"[/COLOR]


Weirdopky 12-22-2006 09:04 PM

new voting round

Chou Blaster/Kyle Rayner Green Lantern-4 (Superheroic, The Purple Skull, Jeff-E, Choul Blaster) The Purple Skull/Dr. Doom-2 (mattbib, Anthony Johanson) Jeff-E/Ronan the Accuser-1 (Indigo Al)

still the same. I mean, we're missing two more people who need to vote. Chris Lang and tangentman, you have until tomorrow night to vote. I'd do it soon if I were you.


Anthony Johanson 12-22-2006 10:34 PM

[QUOTE=Superheroic;4147836][COLOR="DarkGreen"]"We'll see about that, Bard. I'm not buying his excuses. The Green Lantern worked too hard making us think he regretted voting the Burger King off. If he's not guilty, well, then he's just a crybaby and has to go anyway."

Oh, and if it ain't the pretty boy, I'm coming after you next!"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

The Bard smirked:

"Well, it's good we aren't overanalyzing details and personalities here. Still if both of us get voted out, it gives me the satisfaction that you and your gang will be wrong twice."


Chris Lang 12-22-2006 11:07 PM

[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4148156]new voting round

Chou Blaster/Kyle Rayner Green Lantern-4 (Superheroic, The Purple Skull, Jeff-E, Choul Blaster) The Purple Skull/Dr. Doom-2 (mattbib, Anthony Johanson) Jeff-E/Ronan the Accuser-1 (Indigo Al)

still the same. I mean, we're missing two more people who need to vote. Chris Lang and tangentman, you have until tomorrow night to vote. I'd do it soon if I were you.[/QUOTE]

OOC: Well, I don't really like to just vote in haste. I want to think a while before doing it. I promise I'll vote before tomorrow night, though. In the meantime, here's a different version of the player list...

Active players:

Superheroic-The Hulk The Purple Skull-Dr. Doom Chris Lang-The Elder Cologne mattbib-Fin Fang Foom tangentman-Wonder Girl/Donna Troy Anthony Johanson-The Bard Indigo Al-Archie Andrews with the Quantum Bands Jeff-E-Ronan the Accuser Chou Blaster-Kyle Rayner Green Lantern

The eliminated, in order of elimination:

Eternal Torment-Onslaught (Power stolen through Rerouter) (killed by Good Elf) BYC-The Burger King (BANISHED) moonknight2099-Super Skrull (attacked with explosive sleigh) Hush Little Batman-The Joker (BANISHED) PatrickG-Lex Luthor in the Green power suit (strangled with christmas lights) Young Avenger-Irredeemable Ant-Man (BANISHED) (Good Elf) darkkeeperjr-Eric Cartman (Poisoned with reindeer-feces-laced cheesy poofs) (killed by Good Elf) Joe Acro- Flash III/Wally West (Stabbed with Dear Antlers) (BANISHED) (Renegade Elf) Peter Parker- Conan Edogawa/Jimmy Kudo wearing red (Impaled with candy cane)


Good Elf-0 out of 1 Breaker-1 out of 1 Santa's Helper-0 out of 1 Renegade Elves-1 out of 2 Everyone else-8 out of 9


Weirdopky 12-22-2006 11:16 PM

Active players:

Superheroic-The Hulk The Purple Skull-Dr. Doom Chris Lang-The Elder Cologne mattbib-Fin Fang Foom tangentman-Wonder Girl/Donna Troy Anthony Johanson-The Bard Indigo Al-Archie Andrews with the Quantum Bands Jeff-E-Ronan the Accuser Chou Blaster-Kyle Rayner Green Lantern

The eliminated, in order of elimination:

Eternal Torment-Onslaught (Power stolen through Rerouter) (killed by Good Elf) BYC-The Burger King (BANISHED) moonknight2099-Super Skrull (attacked with explosive sleigh) Hush Little Batman-The Joker (BANISHED) PatrickG-Lex Luthor in the Green power suit (strangled with christmas lights) Young Avenger-Irredeemable Ant-Man (BANISHED) (Good Elf) darkkeeperjr-Eric Cartman (Poisoned with reindeer-feces-laced cheesy poofs) (killed by Good Elf) Joe Acro- Flash III/Wally West (Stabbed with Dear Antlers) (BANISHED) (Renegade Elf) Peter Parker- Conan Edogawa/Jimmy Kudo wearing red (Impaled with candy cane)


Good Elf-0 out of 1 Breaker-1 out of 1 Santa's Helper-0 out of 1 Renegade Elves-1 out of 2 Everyone else-7 out of 13

dude, sorry, but your numbers for everyone else are off. In total, you had 14 people, but you're missing another 4. There were 18 people at the start of the game. I've edited it to make more sense.


Chris Lang 12-23-2006 01:11 AM

Cologne sat for a while, pondering her decision. After a while, she spoke.

"We have successfully identified one of the Renegade Elves. The Flash's speed was probably very helpful in the Super-Skrull's murder. He could have easily disposed of any evidence linking him or the other Renegade Elf to the murder. The question is, was he capable of constructing an explosive device?"

"If not, his partner may have supplied the device. Of those left, Dr. Doom and Ronan the Accuser both have the technology, and Green Lantern could create one with his ring...if he knew how the bomb worked. The Hulk also could have constructed such a device."

"Before we go any further, we must think about our host, and what has happened here. Our host is a noble selfless gift-giver who has become corrupted. One of his renegade elves turned out to be someone who was a hero on his own world, but was chosen by Santa Claus to be a killer. It is possible that the other renegade elf is also one who fits the overall theme of 'good person gone bad'."

"Under that criteria, we have four leading suspects. Green Lantern, The Hulk, Wonder Girl, and Archie Andrews."

"I have already gone into the reasons why Green Lantern is a good suspect. Wonder Girl may have indeed murdered Luthor, but she did seem genuinely shocked when her friend was revealed as a murderer. Of course, it is possible she has been putting on an elaborate act."

"Then there is Archie Andrews. Donna suggested this last round that the renegade elves may be people who have not interacted with us much. The Flash fits this criteria, and we have found him out. Others would be Fin Fang Foom, the Bard...and Archie Andrews."

"Archie has been staying out of most of this, only giving his votes when it is time for him to vote. The rest of the time, he has been standing around looking fearful and saying statements indicating how worried he is. This may be an act. He may be not confident in his acting, so he has been avoiding us for the most part."

"Green Lantern claims that Archie's Quantum Bands do the same thing as Green Lantern's ring. It is possible that he might have been able to construct an explosive device...if he knew how. But he does not appear to know how to do so."

"So if we were to limit our suspicion to 'good persons gone bad' who may have the ability to create explosives, our prime suspects would be Green Lantern, the Hulk, and Archie Andrews."

"The Hulk voted for the Flash last round, which tempts one to eliminate him. This does not necesarily let the Hulk off the hook -- this could be good strategy. But for now I will give him the benefit of a doubt."

"Archie Andrews does not appear to have the knowledge needed to construct an explosive device, and neither did the Flash. The Green Lantern, however, is more experienced in these matters."

Cologne paused. "With all this in mind, I will join the others in voting [B]Green Lantern[/B] for banishment in this round. However, I will listen to any counter-arguments."


Weirdopky 12-23-2006 10:07 AM

new voting round

Chou Blaster/Kyle Rayner Green Lantern-5 (Superheroic, The Purple Skull, Jeff-E, Choul Blaster, Chris Lang) The Purple Skull/Dr. Doom-2 (mattbib, Anthony Johanson) Jeff-E/Ronan the Accuser-1 (Indigo Al)

ok, tangentman. You're the only one left. You have 12 hours until we do the next banishment, so vote soon. See ya tonight, everyone.


Weirdopky 12-23-2006 12:21 PM

only about 10 hours left till the next kill, people. Be ready.


Superheroic 12-23-2006 06:04 PM

The Hulk rolled his head around his head and neck, audible pops echoing.

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Bring it, you old fat fool."[/COLOR]


Chris Lang 12-23-2006 09:07 PM

As good as Cologne was at keeping her emotions hidden, she could not hide her feelings of uneasiness from the group. She spoke.

"Has anyone seen Wonder Girl since we disposed of the bodies of Conan and the Flash? I have not seen her since last night."

This was not all that was bothering Cologne, though she truly wished that it was. Her thoughts kept turning to their host, the insane Santa Claus, and that cloaked figure, who appeared just as insane as their host.

She looked at the group. The Hulk was getting impatient, and she could tell that many in the group were frustrated. They preferred a straight fight to just waiting around for someone to get banished and another person to get killed. But until the game was over -- one way or the other -- there was nothing that could be done about that.

Cologne waited to see if Donna Troy would show up, or if anyone knew what she was doing.

Cologne turned to the group again. "Is everyone here?" she asked. "The banishment should occur any minute now."

Their host had also not showed at the expected time. "What is keeping our host?" Cologne asked. "If he does not show up within the next few hours or so, perhaps we can assume that something unforseen has happened to him. Then the 'renegade elf' will no longer matter and we can concentrate on finding a way out of this place."


Weirdopky 12-23-2006 11:08 PM

[QUOTE=Cologne;4151366] Their host had also not showed at the expected time. "What is keeping our host?" Cologne asked. "If he does not show up within the next few hours or so, perhaps we can assume that something unforseen has happened to him. Then the 'renegade elf' will no longer matter and we can concentrate on finding a way out of this place."[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkRed"] So sorry to let you down, but I was in the middle of something very important, and by important, I mean i lost track of time while watching a movie. Sorry about that. Anyway, let us meet up in the main meeting hall.[/COLOR]

While everyone was walking in, at the doorway, Cologne was stopped by a pair of arms that had grabbed her. Then, she fell to the floor. Then, her unknown assailant had taken two reindeer antlers that they'd found in the freezer, and stabbed her to death. Next, the assailant takes a reindeer's leg they'd found, dips it in her blood, and writes, "MUTANT FREEDOM NOW! ONSLAUGHT WAS RIGHT!" on the wall. Then, everyone stands in the room for the vote.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]So, I see you have all voted for [B]Kyle Rayner, the Green Lantern[/B]. So you wish it, so shall it be. And so shall I be ever more happy that you FAILED once again. My dear people, you have no idea what you're doing.[/COLOR]

Then, everyone hears the scream of a woman.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Hot damn, everyone. It seems my renegade has made his move once again, and not a bad job, I must admit. But the writing on the wall about mutants, now that's a bit much. What's this, hoof marks used in the writing? Interesting. Maybe my traitor is in cahoots with my one and only reindeer. Anyway, you all see that our dear guardian [B]Cologne[/B] has been brutally stabbed with another pair of antlers. The marks prove it. Well then, that's the end of that. So, we shall meet once again this Wednesday at 11 PM EST, for I must "give out gifts" to keep the act of being "Good ol' Saint Nick" up. I say 11 PM because I must allow my renegade more time, for this game has almost run up. Good night, everyone.[/COLOR]

Yeah, sorry about the delays guys, but I was watching "The Da Vinci Code" with my bro, and got totally sidetracked. As the jolly fatass said, the next banishment is this wednesday at 11. I'm leaving extra time for those of you who are celebrating Christmas. Have a good one. See ya later, and let the new voting round begin.


Chris Lang 12-23-2006 11:34 PM

[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4151732]While everyone was walking in, at the doorway, Cologne was stopped by a pair of arms that had grabbed her. Then, she fell to the floor. Then, her unknown assailant had taken two reindeer antlers that they'd found in the freezer, and stabbed her to death.[/QUOTE]

Cologne did not even get to see the assailant's face as she was pushed to the ground and stabbed to death. [I]No![/I], she inwardly cried out. [I]This is not the way for a Joketsuzoku warrior to die.[/I] There was nothing she could do. This was the confirmation of all her suspicions. Their host...and his minions...could not be beaten. There was no hope.

All Cologne could do as she expired was yell a curse. It was a curse in her native language, Mandarin. Her killer may not have understood the words, but perhaps the killer would get the general idea. And her killer deserved it, for not doing the right thing and confessing, even though it would have meant the killer would have been killed like the Flash.

Extremely loosely translated, the curse was "May the foul demons of Hell consume you and your master!". Only worse...much worse.

The next thing Cologne knew, she was in a small room. The room appeared empty, aside from the couch and the television set. The King, Ant-Man, the Joker, Conan, and Lex Luthor sat there, watching Christmas movies on the television.

Cologne shook her head. She knew the others back in the workshop basement were doomed, regardless of whether or not they found the renegade elf. Their host had not promised the non-renegades anything. She doubted they would be able to find the last renegade elf anyway. There was just not enough evidence to point to anyone, and there never would be.

Cologne was in too much despair to even speak. Not even the life-affirming message of [U]It's a Wonderful Life[/U] could lift the gloom from her spirits.


Anthony Johanson 12-23-2006 11:47 PM

Looking at the now deceased body of Cologne, and the banishment of Green Lantern, The Bard became irate. Cursing a bit, he boomed out:

"I told you all the the Lantern was not the traitor, but no, you didn't listen! Now, one of the more prominent of the instigators are dead thanks to this! Congrats group, now we have failed again."


Chou Blaster 12-23-2006 11:48 PM

[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4151806]Cologne did not even get to see the assailant's face as she was pushed to the ground and stabbed to death. [I]No![/I], she inwardly cried out. [I]This is not the way for a Joketsuzoku warrior to die.[/I] There was nothing she could do. This was the confirmation of all her suspicions. Their host...and his minions...could not be beaten. There was no hope.

All Cologne could do as she expired was yell a curse. It was a curse in her native language, Mandarin. Her killer may not have understood the words, but perhaps the killer would get the general idea. And her killer deserved it, for not doing the right thing and confessing, even though it would have meant the killer would have been killed like the Flash.

Extremely loosely translated, the curse was "May the foul demons of Hell consume you and your master!". Only worse...much worse.

The next thing Cologne knew, she was in a small room. The room appeared empty, aside from the couch and the television set. The King, Ant-Man, the Joker, Conan, and Lex Luthor sat there, watching Christmas movies on the television.

Cologne shook her head. She knew the others back in the workshop basement were doomed, regardless of whether or not they found the renegade elf. Their host had not promised the non-renegades anything. She doubted they would be able to find the last renegade elf anyway. There was just not enough evidence to point to anyone, and there never would be.

Cologne was in too much despair to even speak. Not even the life-affirming message of [U]It's a Wonderful Life[/U] could lift the gloom from her spirits.[/QUOTE]

"Todl ya it wa snot me."

As he made a stereo to paly music and grene eenrg ybecome tha twa ssoldi enough to eat.:

"So do you want some or not ya old bat?"


Weirdopky 12-24-2006 12:54 AM

oh, i forgot, to my renegade, you don't have to worry about sending me a kill until wednesday, so don't worry about getting it in fast. Anyway, to all of the people celebrating on the 25th, Merry Christmas, even though I'm jewish, ha ha ha. Kinda ironic that a jewish kid is playing santa in a christmas-themed game? Whatever. Anyway, see ya later.


Weirdopky 12-24-2006 10:47 AM

Active players:

Superheroic-The Hulk The Purple Skull-Dr. Doom mattbib-Fin Fang Foom tangentman-Wonder Girl/Donna Troy Anthony Johanson-The Bard Indigo Al-Archie Andrews with the Quantum Bands Jeff-E-Ronan the Accuser

The eliminated, in order of elimination:

Eternal Torment-Onslaught (Power stolen through Rerouter) (killed by Good Elf) BYC-The Burger King (BANISHED) moonknight2099-Super Skrull (attacked with explosive sleigh) Hush Little Batman-The Joker (BANISHED) PatrickG-Lex Luthor in the Green power suit (strangled with christmas lights) Young Avenger-Irredeemable Ant-Man (BANISHED) (Good Elf) darkkeeperjr-Eric Cartman (Poisoned with reindeer-feces-laced cheesy poofs) (killed by Good Elf) Joe Acro- Flash III/Wally West (Stabbed with Dear Antlers) (BANISHED) (Renegade Elf) Peter Parker- Conan Edogawa/Jimmy Kudo wearing red (Impaled with candy cane) Chou Blaster-Kyle Rayner Green Lantern (BANISHED) Chris Lang-The Elder Cologne (Stabbed, then blood used to write message on the wall)


Good Elf-0 out of 1 Breaker-1 out of 1 Santa's Helper-0 out of 1 Renegade Elves-1 out of 2 Everyone else-5 out of 13


mattbib 12-24-2006 12:41 PM

  • sighs*

"Fin Fang Foom told you all that it wasn't Green Lantern.

"Again, I say it's [B]Doctor Doom[/B]."

  • eats cattle*


Weirdopky 12-24-2006 12:55 PM

wow, it's a vote for the new round. Well, here it is.

The Purple Skull/Dr. Doom-1 (mattbib)


mattbib 12-24-2006 03:30 PM

[quote=Weirdopky;4153139]wow, it's a vote for the new round. Well, here it is.

The Purple Skull/Dr. Doom-1 (mattbib)[/quote] OOC: Figured I'd get it in now since I don't know how much I'll be on in the next few days. Have a good Christmas, all!


Superheroic 12-25-2006 11:20 AM

The Hulk looked at Cologne's murdered body, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Huh. That's too bad. I kinda liked her."[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=The Bard;4151850]"I told you all the the Lantern was not the traitor, but no, you didn't listen! Now, one of the more prominent of the instigators are dead thanks to this! Congrats group, now we have failed again."[/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkGreen"] "Relax boy, it's not like you didn't vote out The Burger King or The Joker or Ant-Man you prissy little twit. I told you I was going after you next. [B]The Bard[/B], you are a Traitor!!"[/COLOR]


Anthony Johanson 12-25-2006 12:28 PM

The Bard, having enough of the Hulk's voting procedures, proceeded to flip him off. While continually flipping him off, he replied:

"You're an idiot, do you truly know that? Everyone has made mistakes in their voting, so why don't you go after them? I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you a thousand times that I could not have been a culprit a lot of these murders.

Don't give me this BS about Santa's technology, I am but a mere minstrel, what in the hell would I offer to the group? So Hulk, before you start this up again, move your voting to someone who actually has a chance of being the traitor.

I am no fighter, and judging by Cologne's statements as a fighter, had I attempted this ,she would have beaten the crap out of me. So, before you open your mouth to vote, please try to think with your brain.

Digressing here, my vote goes to [B]Doctor Doom[/B]" ---------------RUMINATIONS: Well, this was my first Traitor Game, and all in all looking back I may have overplayed Cologne's reaction to being eliminated a little. I'm still proud of the rest of my portrayal, though. But on the other hand, this was also Cologne's first experience with the Traitor Games. So I suppose the brief bit of Heroic BSOD (as TV Tropes calls it) on her part is a bit justified. But of course she regains some hope in the later installments. Coming up, we find the message she left behind for everyone else. Continued in Part 25 of the Re-presentation.

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