And now Part 3 of the special presentation of Traitor Game V: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Traitor
Jimmy obseved the speech of Flash. [I]'Quick, slick, and the use of short-forms. Heh, is this guys a hero or a playboy?'[/I] [COLOR="Navy"]"Hey, Mr. Flash, are you a superhero, too? You must have super speed, right? Considering your name."[/COLOR] |
[QUOTE=Chou Blaster;4094846]Sorr,y jittery hands, edited it for the greater good.[/QUOTE] no worries man, just trying to help everyone else get the whole story from everyone. BiC/Back in Character:Now Santa saw Cologne glaring at Jimmy, and wanted to make a remark. [COLOR="DarkRed"]Finally, someone believes me. Cologne, I'm glad you can see this. Conan, don't try hiding it. You've been lying to your friend Rachael far too long, and because of it, you're on my naughty list. Also, by being in the body of a child and stating that you WERE a child, you were given the privilege to get toys from me. After I found out about your dirty little secret, I got the idea that this was another ungrateful little bastard, trying to sneak his way to getting more toys. Maybe that's not your reasoning, but you should still not keep it a secret. So, you're deeper in this than other people here.[/COLOR] |
Jimmy smirked. [COLOR="Navy"]"Tch! If I don't know any better, I'd say Santa Claus is now rotten to the core! He even tried to set up an innocent kid! Humph, bad uncle!"[/COLOR] Jimmy sticked out his tongue in front of Santa, while pulling down the skin underneath his left eye. |
Inside...Jimmy's boiling. [I]'What do you know, old man?! Don't you think I wanted to tell Rachael the truth?! She was always so lonely...yet, I can't do nothing. I wanted to tell her from the very beginning. But I can't take that risk. I can't get her involved. Not until I put those men in black suits in jail for good!'[/I] |
[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4094876]Jimmy smirked. [COLOR="Navy"]"Tch! If I don't know any better, I'd say Santa Claus is now rotten to the core! He even tried to set up an innocent kid! Humph, bad uncle!"[/COLOR] Jimmy sticked out his tongue in front of Santa, while pulling down the skin underneath his left eye.[/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkRed"]Ha ha ha ha ha!! Don't you see what I can do? I have magic, and it's at it's most powerful in my workshop. Time to show you the full extent.[/COLOR] So, Santa lifts his finger, & points it at Jimmy. Magically, Jimmy opens his mouth, and is fed alcohol. Suddenly, Jimmy grows into his full form. [COLOR="DarkRed"]See kid? I told you I know your weaknesses. I've been watching some of you, and I saw when you first learned that that would work to change you back. Now, you have to tell everyone the truth. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!![/COLOR] |
OoC: xD Boy, you got to watch more carefully. After the first time Jimmy was fed alcohol, the alcohol didn't work on him anymore. So feeding him alcohol would just make him drunk, not turn him back into an adult. That's why Jimmy's still a kid. |
However, the alcohol only made Jimmy spun around, and fell to the ground. With a 'Whee!', Jimmy fell unconscious. |
[QUOTE=Weirdopky;4094889][COLOR="DarkRed"]Ha ha ha ha ha!! Don't you see what I can do? I have magic, and it's at it's most powerful in my workshop. Time to show you the full extent.[/COLOR] So, Santa lifts his finger, & points it at Jimmy. Magically, Jimmy opens his mouth, and is fed alcohol. Suddenly, Jimmy grows into his full form. [COLOR="DarkRed"]See kid? I told you I know your weaknesses. I've been watching some of you, and I saw when you first learned that that would work to change you back. Now, you have to tell everyone the truth. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!![/COLOR][/QUOTE]
"So, fat man, could you give me some ale?" |
The Hulk, clad in gladiatorial garb from the planet Sakaar, gazed around him. One moment he had been fighting the hordes of the Emperor's army, and the next he was in...a workshop? [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"This is different,"[/COLOR] the Hulk said. He looked around seeing other people seemingly out of place when Santa appeared. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"You've gotta be kidding me."[/COLOR] He listened to the blather of "Santa" and the others around him, spotting several old foes: Dr. Doom, Super-Skrull, Ronan, Onslaught. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Interesting. Hopefully Richards and Stark are here."[/COLOR] The Hulk cracked his knuckles, the sound reverberated around the room like gunshots. |
Before Luthor responded to Flash's inquiries and statements, the player known as Conan said, [COLOR="Navy"]"Hey, Mr. Flash, are you a superhero, too? You must have super speed, right? Considering your name."[/COLOR] [color=#DC143C]"Yeah, kid, I'm a superhero. But you probably guessed that already. If you saw my display earlier, you would know I have super-speed. You seem smart, Conan was it? Just try to stop pestering Santa. That guy's got too much power for [i]me[/i] to handle."[/color] |
Minutes later, Jimmy woke up, while still a little drunk. "Hic! That was...some drink...hic! Mr. Claus...hic!" |
As the various participants argue, debate, accuse, investigate, scheme, and backstab each other, the lights goes out! Santa Claus: [COLOR="Red"]That wasn't me[/COLOR]. As the lights come back, everybody gasped as what they saw in front of them. A Whopper sandwich, the size of the room, hangs from the ceiling. On top of the sandwich, like a victorious conquerer, rode the King! The King smiled his patented smile, give a hearty silent laugh, and jumped off into the shadows. |
However drunk Jimmy was, he was still awake. Therefore, he noticed the quick action of 'The King'. And also, the quick appearance of the sandwich, which apppeared to be brought into the basement during the blackout using some kind of method. |
As the lights snapped back on the Hulk looked up at the huge sandwich hanging from the ceiling. His stomach rumbled, the sound like an avalanche on the Matterhorn. He reached up and pulled the gigantic meal down and messily devoured the whole thing. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"BUURRRRRRPPP!"[/COLOR] He expelled. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Now where's the damn fries?!?"[/COLOR] |
The drastic action of 'Big Green' shocked Jimmy. A shock that was enough to snapped Jimmy out of his trance. [I]'That man sure is frightening!'[/I] |
While Ant-Man observes his surrounding he starts to get hungry. Ant-Man tries to find the Burger King who has a massive supply of fast food but is unable to find him. Ant-Man finds a bag of Cheesy Puffs belongs to Eric Cartman. Ant-Man not caring who it belonged to shrinks to the size of an ant and dives into the bag eating it's contents. |
After the power went out and The King left a giant sandwich, Wally was quite willing to eat it. He needed to replenish his energy after using so much fighting Superboy-Prime and running around this enclosed space. Unfortunately, someone else acted first. A big green monster who Flash had neglected to notice before bounded upward and devoured the whole thing. A little disappointed, Flash decided he'd try the more sure-fire approach and examine the kitchen. |
[QUOTE=Young Avenger;4095028]While Ant-Man observes his surrounding he starts to get hungry. Ant-Man tries to find the Burger King who has a massive supply of fast food but is unable to find him. Ant-Man finds a bag of Cheesy Puffs belongs to Eric Cartman. Ant-Man not caring who it belonged to shrinks to the size of an ant and dives into the bag eating it's contents.[/QUOTE] As Ant-Man was happily eating the contents of the Cheesy Puffs, he discovers the King inside! The King presents a delicious Italian Chicken Sandwich, gives a hearty silent laugh, and dives further into the Cheesy Puffs. Ant-Man: W. T. F? |
OOC: Weirdopky--Kyle was the only Green Lantern in recent history who didn't start out with the "yellow" weakness. Of course, he wasn't a "man without fear" like Hal, so Kyle broke the GL mold in many regards. OOC2: Sorry, Jimmy, but I'm calling "foul" on your "resistance to Santa's Hot Toddy". Weird's basically the "GM" of the game--his calls stand. The deal with Kyle was an honest mistake and could be retconned as "Santa altered the ring/swapped it for Hal's/retcon-punched it/etc. Please avoid "god-moding"--you're just another player like the rest of us. If Santa's magic can affect a lasso from the Greek gods, then I'm sure he can age a certain boy detective. ;)
Donna slowly shook her head at Luthor. [COLOR="Red"]"I'm sorry, Lex, but you're not conning me into thinking this Wally is evil. I grew up with Wally, and looking into his eyes, I see the same man. The same courage, the same honesty there. You'll have to try harder than that to trick me into not trusting my [b]friend[/b]."[/COLOR] Of course, there was the question of the new Green Lantern. Who [i]was[/i] this handsome, dark-haired hero claiming Hal Jordan's title? He seemed...[i]different[/i] from Hal or John Stewart or the older one from the parallel Earth Diana sometimes mentioned. Did he come from the same future as Wally? Did they know each other in that time? Despite these burning questions, only one truly mattered now: how to deal with "Santa Claus"? Donna smiled sweetly at Saint Nick. [COLOR="red"]"Sir, I have no doubt that you have legitimate reasons to feel angry. You've worked for years upon years to bring happiness to children around the world. The lack of gratitude you've experienced from kids...well, I think [i]anyone[/i] would naturally resent it."[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]"However, killing us won't [i]really[/i] make amends. Sure, you might feel a little instant gratification at first. What about afterwards? If the truth ever came out, our friends and allies back home would only hunt you down. Children wouldn't respect you...they'd just [i]fear[/i] and [i]hate[/i] you. Is that the legacy you [i]really[/i] want?"[/COLOR]
OOC3 to Joe Acro: Actually, Pre-Crisis Wonder Woman visited Earth 2 a few times--two notable occasions were when Diana Prince performed "monitor duty" while the JLA/JSA tracked down the Seven Soldiers of Victory through time. Their common enemy, the Iron Hand, tried to use Diana as a hostage. However, she easily overcame and captured him. A few years later (our time, not necessarily DCverse's), Wonder Woman briefly visited Earth 2 again when she and her Golden Age counterpart teamed up against the Red Panzer. That was around the time DC switched the WW stories to the 1940's to reflect the TV show. There are also the JLA/JSA team ups to consider--Earth 1 WW participated in at least 3 of them. I'm sure she would've shared those stories with Donna by the time WG joined the NTT. :) |
Jimmy noticed The Flash leaving. Therefore, he asked, [COLOR="Navy"]"Mr. Flash, where're you going? This is a basement, afterall, there shouldn't be any special rooms around, right?"[/COLOR] |
[QUOTE=tangentman;4095042] OOC3 to Joe Acro: Actually, Pre-Crisis Wonder Woman visited Earth 2 a few times--two notable occasions were when Diana Prince performed "monitory duty" while the JLA/JSA tracked down the Seven Soldiers of Victory through time. Their common enemy, the Iron Hand, tried to use Diana as a hostage. However, she easily overcame and captured him. A few years later (our time, not necessarily DCverse's), Wonder Woman briefly visited Earth 2 again when she and her Golden Age counterpart teamed up against the Red Panzer. That was around the time DC switched the WW stories to the 1940's to reflect the TV show. There are also the JLA/JSA team ups to consider--Earth 1 WW participated in at least 3 of them. I'm sure she would've shared those stories with Donna by the time WG joined the NTT. :)[/QUOTE]OOC: The point is that those happened Pre-Crisis. Wally wouldn't remember such events. |
OoC: Actually, my character's anime/manga based. And according to those two sources, the alcohol didn't work after Jimmy tried it the second time. So there. |
[QUOTE=Joe Acro;4095031]After the power went out and The King left a giant sandwich, Wally was quite willing to eat it. He needed to replenish his energy after using so much fighting Superboy-Prime and running around this enclosed space. Unfortunately, someone else acted first. A big green monster who Flash had neglected to notice before bounded upward and devoured the whole thing. A little disappointed, Flash decided he'd try the more sure-fire approach and examine the kitchen.[/QUOTE] As the Flash looked around the kitchen for some munchies, he opened the refrigerator door and discovered to his shock, the King! As Flash's jaw remains agape, the King stuffed a scrumptious Triple Whopper into the vacant mouth. The Flash: (muffled noises) |
Sorta-double post. |
The Burger King dives further into the cheesy puffs not giving Ant-Man a chance to say his thanks. Ant-Man begins to eat his delicious Italian Chicken Sandwich and hops out of the bag of Cheesy Puff. |
Donna's eyes widened when she saw the gargantuan cheeseburger. A giggle came out when she thought about how much the stunt seemed like one Gar would pull back home. [COLOR="Red"]"I bet Changeling would [i]love[/i] that burger!"[/COLOR] After saying so, she cut a sidelong glance at the Hulk. Smiling sweetly again, she hastily added, [COLOR="red"]"Not that anyone's begrudging you a snack! Eat up!"[/COLOR] A quick movement in Donna's peripheral vision caught her attention. Turning toward the kitchen, she saw Wally approaching the door. Approaching Flash and the little Japanese boy, Wonder Girl gestured around the room. [COLOR="red"]"While I appreciate the food that King's provided, I wonder if Santa wouldn't have the ingredients for a good eggnog?"[/COLOR] She smiled down at Jimmy and Eric. [COLOR="red"]"Don't worry about the villains here. Stick with me and you boy's will be just fine!"[/COLOR] OOC: Yep, Donna's the Pre-Crisis edition. LOL Of course, there's always the possibility that Flash might experience a "Hypertime" flashback and get the gist of what Donna's talking about. ;) |
The Hulk, annoyed he didn't get any fries, lumbers over to Dr. Doom. He taps him rather roughly on the shoulder. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Hey Doom. Is Richards around here? Me an him got something that needs to be settled between us. I figure if anyone would know where to find Reed Richards it'd be you.[/COLOR]" |
Jimmy was awed. [I]'How did 'The King' travel from that part of the basement to the kitchen? And why did Santa Claus place the kitchen in the basement? Could there be a specific reason?'[/I] |
The Flash did not hear Conan's question. He'd gotten too far away too fast. After searching for food, he opened the refrigerator only to find The King, who promptly stuffed a Triple Whopper in Wally's mouth. Flash happily ate the large burger while giving The King a thumbs-up. The King closed the refrigerator door to conceal himself once more or, more likely, to vanish in his mysterious way again. |
Jimmy smirked upon Donna's comment. [I]'Heh, you're just a teenage superheroein. A rookie probably, no?'[/I] |
[QUOTE=BYC;4095057]As the Flash looked around the kitchen for some munchies, he opened the refrigerator door and discovered to his shock, the King! As Flash's jaw remains agape, the King stuffed a scrumptious Triple Whopper into the vacant mouth. The Flash: (muffled noises)[/QUOTE] The Bard shakes his head, and says: "So bloke, your power is to shove sandwiches at people? Forgive me for my lack of astonishment." |
Jimmy rubbed his chin. [I]'No, that man can teleport between that section and the fridge. He's got to be much more than a man dressed up like a mascot. But who is he, really?'[/I] |
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OoC: Hey, it was italic text. That means Jimmy was thinking, not talking. |
Ronan watches as all the different actions transpire, "kings" shove food at people the Hulk, eats an enormous, something (OOC-Ronan probably wouldn't know what a hamburger is) while the others banter back in forth with no end in sight: [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]CLAUS!!! As the only representitive of the mighty Kree army I demand you release me at once. I already grow tired of this insistant human prattleing. They feed while we are forced to play in your game.[/COLOR] Ronan began walking around the room waving the Universal weapon infront of everyone, looking for some tell on whom might be the traitors. |
[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4095111]OoC: Hey, it was italic text. That means Jimmy was thinking, not talking.[/QUOTE] OOC: Sorry, I will change accordingly. |
Cologne watched the incident with the King showing up with that giant sandwich, which was quickly devoured by the Hulk. The King was an odd creature indeed. He seemingly had the ability to appear out of nowhere and produce food out of nowhere. "One thing is certain," Cologne remarked aloud. "As long as the King is here, none of us is going to starve." Cologne was moved by Donna's standing up for her friend, Wally West. However, she had a bad feeling about this. If this Santa Claus was capable of transporting them all here, transmuting Wonder Girl's magical lasso into an ordinary lasso, and setting up this whole basement complex, then he was probably capable of making people do things they would otherwise not even consider. She didn't want to voice this suspicion yet, though. The King's giant cheeseburger stunt had reminded a lot of the captives how hungry they were, so many were taking a break from questioning each other to have a bite to eat. The ever-helpful King was quick to supply just about everyone with a burger or other selection of fast food, but a few, including Donna and Wally, had decided to go to the kitchen to see what other food options were available. Cologne smiled, for the first time since she had arrived here. "I own a Chinese restaurant. If any of you would like any Chinese food, I could make some. That is, if the kitchen has the right ingredients." |
[QUOTE=Ronan;4095140][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]CLAUS!!! As the only representitive of the mighty Kree army I demand you release me at once. I already grow tired of this insistant human prattleing. They feed while we are forced to play in your game.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Quit you're griping Ronan!" [/COLOR][/COLOR]the Hulk shouted back at the Kree soldier. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I'm sure we'll get to all the death and mayhem shortly."[/COLOR] |
Jimmy looked up at Cologne. [COLOR="Navy"]"Mdm, what ingredients are you going to use? This [I]is[/I] Santa's basement, after all. I don't think he would have any ingredients found in the East. You [I]are[/I] from the East, arent' ya? You look like an asian to me, Mdm."[/COLOR] |
[QUOTE=The Purple Skull;4094572] Just then, Dr. Doom trips over Eric Cartman. (Confused look) [COLOR="Green"]Whose parents does this fat kid belong to? Because make no mistake about it, YOU have made a powerful enemy today. So says Dr. Doom![/COLOR] .[/QUOTE] [COLOR="Blue"] [COLOR="Blue"]"Hey! you need to keep your scarred faced, tin can wearing,third person talking,parrot thinking ass out of my way!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="Black"] during the clash Doom noticeably loses a small chip off of his armor. Eric secretly pockets it." [/COLOR] "Hey doom! I read a comic that had this guy named Richards going to hell on the weekends and having your mother sucking his di*k!you know any thing about that! He stopped going cause there was a long line!" [/COLOR] |
[QUOTE=darkkeeperjr;4095211]During the clash, Doom noticeably loses a small chip off of his armor. Eric secretly pockets it."[/QUOTE]Jimmy noticed that, and asked Eric about it. [COLOR="Navy"]"Eh? What did you found, Eric?"[/COLOR] [QUOTE=Eric Cartman][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"Hey doom! I read a comic that had this guy named Richards going to hell on the weekends and having your mother sucking his di*k!you know any thing about that! He stopped going cause there was a long line!"[/COLOR][/QUOTE]Jimmy smriked. [I]'Oi, oi, be careful, that man might strangle you right away.'[/I] |
Ant-Mans listens to Cologne offer and decided to take her up on it. [color=red]"I would like some pork fried rice, boneless chicken and rib tips."[/color] (thinks to himself)[i][color=red]I hope this works the same way like the chinese restaurants in New York.[/color][/i] |
Suddenly, a sound of rumbling came from Jimmy's stomach. [I]'Heh, looks like I'm starving, too. I was suppose to have meat loaf cooked by Rachael. But, let's see what this old lady can whipped up with whatever that's here.'[/I] |
OoC; first off, gotta say, BYC, the stuff with the king is F-ing hilarious. He's just poppin' up all over the place.
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[QUOTE=Jimmy Kudo;4095184]Jimmy looked up at Cologne. [COLOR="Navy"]"Mdm, what ingredients are you going to use? This [I]is[/I] Santa's basement, after all. I don't think he would have any ingredients found in the East. You [I]are[/I] from the East, arent' ya? You look like an asian to me, Mdm."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] "I am from the Qinghai province of China." Cologne replied. "I am the elder of the Joketsuzoku tribe. The English-speaking world would refer to us as Chinese Amazons." She gazed into Jimmy's eyes. Lowering her voice so that the others would not overhear, she added "You were very brave in trying to stand up to our captor. But I am afraid he knows all our secrets, so it is pointless to try to hide anything from him. Doing so will only encourage him to tell everyone here things you'd rather they not know." "You are trying to protect a loved one, is that right?" Cologne paused. "No, I cannot read your mind. But I have encountered many people with double identities. And many of them, like you, keep their identities secret because they fear their loved ones may be harmed." "Should we survive this game, we may be sent back to our own universes. I believe you are the only one from your universe here, so even if the others find out everything about you, they won't be able to harm your friends." Cologne smiled, and then changed the subject. "Santa Claus was always capable of travelling around the entire world in one night. I'm sure if he wanted to, he could stock his kitchens with ingredients from all over the world. And since THIS Santa is capable of summoning people from several different universes, he's not limited to just 'all over the world', either. Come, let us see what the kitchen has to offer." |
[QUOTE=Santa Claus;4095236][COLOR="DarkRed"]My dear Donna Troy, you must understand. I may want you all dead, but I will give you the hospitality I would give to anyone living in my workshop. You may use anything from the fridge, and if you need anything, you can ask. I'm not all evil, I just want to see you all killed by my renegades. Soon enough, the game will really get going, and one of you will perish. Muahahahaha!!!!! Also, I have two kitchens, one down here, and one upstairs. I have one here for emergencies, and for guests. There you go.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]Jimmy didn't bought that story completely, but he'll have to accept it, for now. Nevertheless, the cold, harsh words of Santa, were still unable to penatrate Jimmy's heart. [I]'There's no way this is the real Santa Claus. Yep, this is just another ordinary murderer, capable of tricks of his own.'[/I] |
[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4095254]She gazed into Jimmy's eyes. Lowering her voice so that the others would not overhear, she added "You were very brave in trying to stand up to our captor. But I am afraid he knows all our secrets, so it is pointless to try to hide anything from him. Doing so will only encourage him to tell everyone here things you'd rather they not know." "You are trying to protect a loved one, is that right?" Cologne paused. "No, I cannot read your mind. But I have encountered many people with double identities. And many of them, like you, keep their identities secret because they fear their loved ones may be harmed."[/QUOTE]Jimmy sighed, and gave a slight nod, so that no one would noticed. [COLOR="Navy"]"I guess it's the same as the superheroes, hiding their identities to keep their families, their friends safe. But moreover, their own self safe. However, I'm more worried about someone..."[/COLOR] That 'someone' was of course Rachael Moore, Jimmy's one and only true love. [QUOTE=Cologne;4095254]"Should we survive this game, we may be sent back to our own universes. I believe you are the only one from your universe here, so even if the others find out everything about you, they won't be able to harm your friends."[/QUOTE][COLOR="Navy"]"I guess you're right. But if 'Santa' were to escape...heh."[/COLOR] |
Kl'rt decided to walk around and examin things he thought [I][COLOR="Purple"]"I wonder where that so called King went? I grow hungery. Maybe the terrian's food won't be too bad."[/COLOR][/I] He then starts looking around for the King. |
[QUOTE=Superheroic;4095073]The Hulk, annoyed he didn't get any fries, lumbers over to Dr. Doom. He taps him rather roughly on the shoulder. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Hey Doom. Is Richards around here? Me an him got something that needs to be settled between us. I figure if anyone would know where to find Reed Richards it'd be you.[/COLOR]"[/QUOTE] [COLOR="Green"]Ah, I see the Hulk is here. First and foremost I must say, that although we have our differences, I agree that the actions done by Richards and his associates was most un-called for. If it were up to me, I would have banished you away without the need for deception. But today, I do not come as an enemy. As you can see I have associated myself with the likes of Lex Luthor, Ronan, and Super-Skrull. A change of scenery could be to your liking. Join us and let us CRUSH the opposition![/COLOR] |
[QUOTE=Jimmy Kudo;4095284][COLOR="Navy"]"I guess you're right. But if 'Santa' were to escape...heh."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Cologne nodded. "For now, we have to play by his rules. I'm afraid we will be unable to do anything about him until we have disposed of his 'renegade elves' first." Cologne smiled. "But there will be time to discuss that later. So, what would you like to eat?" Around that time, Ant-Man showed up. [QUOTE=Irredeemable Ant-Man]"I would like some pork fried rice, boneless chicken and rib tips."[/COLOR][/QUOTE] "I suppose I could manage that." Cologne sighed. While she did not trust Ant-Man, she would not deny his request. |
[QUOTE=Chris Lang;4095334]Cologne smiled. "But there will be time to discuss that later. So, what would you like to eat?"[/QUOTE]Jimmy smiled. [COLOR="Navy"]"I don't suppose you know how to bake lemon pies, do you?"[/COLOR] |
[QUOTE=darkkeeperjr;4095211][COLOR="Blue"] [COLOR="Blue"]"Hey! you need to keep your scarred faced, tin can wearing,third person talking,parrot thinking ass out of my way!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="Black"] during the clash Doom noticeably loses a small chip off of his armor. Eric secretly pockets it." [/COLOR] "Hey doom! I read a comic that had this guy named Richards going to hell on the weekends and having your mother sucking his di*k!you know any thing about that! He stopped going cause there was a long line!" [/COLOR][/QUOTE] Wonder Girl's eyebrows rose when she heard the stream of profanities from Eric. Popping her head out of the kitchen, she said, [COLOR="Red"]"[b]Hey![/b] Watch the language, kid!"[/COLOR] Shaking her head, Donna returned to the kitchen. After two seconds' thought, Donna smiled eagerly at Cologne. [COLOR="red"]"I think Chinese food would taste [i]delicious[/i] right about now!"[/COLOR] Smirking at Jimmy, she added, [COLOR="red"]"If Santa can cater to children of every country around the world, I think he wouldn't have a problem keeping multi-cultural ingredients in his pantry!"[/COLOR] She added a wink to the observation as she pulled out a few spices that might help Cologne. In the meantime, she also pulled out the ingredients for the eggnog she served at Titans' Christmas parties in the past. |
Before Ant-Man can eat the Chinese food, the King bursts from under a table, grabs the Chinese food, replaces it with an extra large Angus Streak Burger extra value meal, and dives into a potted plant. |
[QUOTE=BYC;4095362]Before Ant-Man can eat the Chinese food, the King bursts from under a table, grabs the Chinese food, replaces it with an extra large Angus Streak Burger extra value meal, and dives into a potted plant.[/QUOTE] hilarious, man, absolutely hilarious. |
[QUOTE=darkkeeperjr;4095211][COLOR="Blue"] [COLOR="Blue"]"Hey! you need to keep your scarred faced, tin can wearing,third person talking,parrot thinking ass out of my way!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="Black"] during the clash Doom noticeably loses a small chip off of his armor. Eric secretly pockets it." [/COLOR] "Hey doom! I read a comic that had this guy named Richards going to hell on the weekends and having your mother sucking his di*k!you know any thing about that! He stopped going cause there was a long line!" [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="Green"]Oh YOU should be talking about whorish mothers. I've seen you on television. And let me tell you this, that mother of yours is dirtier than the coal mines of Latveria! Speak ill of my mother again, and I shall crush you like a gnat! So says Dr. Doom![/COLOR] [COLOR="Black"]After talking with the Cartman, Doom continues his observation of the players.[/COLOR] ([COLOR="Green"][I]Hmm. This 'Green Lantern' has piqued my interest. My scanners tell me that the ring Lantern holds contains unimaginable power. Power...which will be mine! The carrier of the ring seems to be a human wasteland. Which begs the question, is ANYBODY worthy of carrying such powerful weapons this day in age? Then I look at that abortion of a human being named Archie Andrews, blowing up random things with his Quantum Bands, and I guess the answer is yes.[/I][/COLOR]) [COLOR="Green"]You there! Flash! So, you are the so-called 'Fastest Man Alive'? Well, you don't impress me at all. As a matter of fact, I'm going to keep an eye on you. That super-speed of yours could be used to accomplish anything without being caught. Possibly something a TRAITOR can use to his advantage![/COLOR] And if you didn't know, along with keeping an eye on Flash, his powers is another which Doom covets.... |
[QUOTE=BYC;4095362]Before Ant-Man can eat the Chinese food, the King bursts from under a table, grabs the Chinese food, replaces it with an extra large Angus Streak Burger extra value meal, and dives into a potted plant.[/QUOTE]
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Santa decided he'd make an announcement.
OoC: Guys, started to see a patern, and felt it was best if I didn't interact as much. |
The King was starting to bug Jimmy. [I]'Tch, that man kept popping out of nowhere, whilst replacing our food with oily burgers and junk food. What's he trying to do? If he's advertising, it's going a little too far.'[/I] |
[COLOR="Green"]And another thing, keep that 'King' creature away from me![/COLOR] For those who don't know, Dr. Doom is addicted to the BK Quad-stacker. However, his doctor told him to cut back because it would make him fat. Doom then had him executed. |
Jimmy looked at the vanishing Santa suspiciously. [COLOR="Navy"]"Hey, Santa could'd gone away, pretend to be absent and murder each of us, making it look like it is the work of the 'Renegade Elves', no?"[/COLOR] |
[QUOTE=tangentman;4095380]Wonder Girl blinked at the latest hijinks from the King. Calling aloud to the plant, she asked, [COLOR="Red"]"Say, you wouldn't have a Diet Coke on you?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE] As Wonder Girl waits and gets no response, she turns around. Right into the King! Face to face at an uncomfortably close distance (5 inches to be exact), silence reigns...for all of 3 seconds as the King produces a 32 oz of Diet Coke as requested by Wonder Girl. The King then waves goodbye as he wanders out of the room. Wonder Girl: [COLOR="Red"]...creepy...[/color] |
Jimmy then turned his attention towards The King. But it was an annoyed look. [I]'Who's he? A ghost?'[/I] |
[QUOTE=Peter Parker;4095393]The King was starting to bug Jimmy. [I]'Tch, that man kept popping out of nowhere, whilst replacing our food with oily burgers and junk food. What's he trying to do? If he's advertising, it's going a little too far.'[/I][/QUOTE] Cologne noted the annoyance of her companions. The King, it appeared, did not want any rival food businesses opening here. Since the King had disappeared again, she turned to Donna, Jimmy, and Ant-Man. "One shouldn't get me wrong. The King has been most generous in supplying us with meals. But I believe that as long as we are here, we should have more variety than what is offered on the menu of the fast food establishment he represents." Cologne was not familiar with Burger King, the restaurant chain this King character was a representative of. But she doubted that ramen noodles were on Burger King's menu, though she didn't know about lemon pie. She addressed the King, though she could not see him. "My companions would like some Chinese food. I do not believe my serving them lemon pies, fried rice, or ramen would interfere with your business. There are plenty of other people in this basement who would still welcome your hamburgers. By the way, I'd suggest giving the Hulk the fries he ordered." She didn't know if the King could hear her, but it was worth a try. In the meantime, she picked up the ingredients Donna had found, and began to make the meals Jimmy and Donna had requested. |
Ronan was still aggitated: [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]What is wrong with you Terrans? Have you all just decided to accept your fate, that we are all stuck here? Stupid terrans all they care about is food, food and pants. I refuse to be anyones pawn.[/COLOR] Ronan aims the Universal weapon at a wall and lets loose a vicious blast of energy at the wall. |
[COLOR="Red"]"I'm grateful for the Diet Coke, but could you [b]please[/b] lay off with the vanishing act? You're really starting to freak us out!"[/COLOR] Shaking her head, Donna inserted her straw and took a sip of the drink. A pleased smile came over her face. [COLOR="red"]"Wow, they've sure improved the flavor of Diet Cokes wherever he comes from!"[/COLOR] [OOC: Keep in mind that the WG I'm playing is from a time where TAB was still around, and Diet sodas tasted hideous.] Hearing Cologne's request, she added, [COLOR="red"]"Yeah, I think a little variety could actually help your business! Y'know how quickly people get sick of Christmas food? We can always eat Burker King when we're over eggnog and Christmas ham!"[/COLOR] Looking over at Cologne, Wonder Girl giggled. [COLOR="red"]"If you could make me Moo Shoo Chicken with steamed rice, I'd be your friend for life!"[/COLOR] As soon as the Amazon asked the [i]other[/i] Amazon for a dish, the Kree Accuser fired blast at the wall. The magic in the walls ricocheted into the kitchen, threatening to hit Cologne, Jimmy, and Wally. Donna swiftly intercepted the blast with raised bracelets. The indestructible Amazonium bracelets turned the blast away from the kitchen. Still, even Wonder Girl had to appreciate the power of the Universal Weapon. |
[QUOTE=Santa Claus][COLOR="DarkRed"]I've seen that I am becoming more of a character in this game than I'd hoped, so I must bid all of you adieu. I will still keep watch, but I will no longer communicate until the voting rounds and the kills. Sleep well, you'll need to in order to survive. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!![/COLOR] OoC: Guys, started to see a patern, and felt it was best if I didn't interact as much.[/QUOTE] OOC: I saw the pattern too, which is why I had Cologne made the point that while they can speculate about Santa, they won't be able to do much about him till the end of the game. IC: The disappearance of their captor did not surprise Cologne in the least. He had already made it clear that his hidden agents would be doing the dirty work, and it would be up to the assembled group to find out who they were. [QUOTE=Jimmy Kudo][COLOR="DarkBlue"]"Hey, Santa could'd gone away, pretend to be absent and murder each of us, making it look like it is the work of the 'Renegade Elves', no?"[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Cologne shook her head sadly. "Your suggestion is very comforting, for if it were true, it would mean we need not suspect anyone, and we would only have one common enemy whom we could team up against. However, I am afraid that lacking further information, we will have to take the 'renegade elves' claim at face value. Since Santa Claus has departed from the basement, the 'traitors' are now our primary concern. Unfortunately, we have absolutely no clues as to who they might be...yet." Cologne knew, and she suspected her companions knew as well, that the first clue would come in the form of a murder. Someone would have to die before they had any clues as to who either of the 'traitors' were. She noted a look in Jimmy's eye, and a realization hit her. "You have experienced something like this before, haven't you?" |
Continued in the next blog post.